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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Pollyanna posted:

gently caress the south

thats illinois

i mean, southern illinois but still

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I can't watch Tucker Carlson because his "mouth agape faux-confused" patented look when a liberal tries to explain something gives me too much of an urge to punch my monitor

Also maybe he'll have Glenn Greenwald on to talk about how Sessions is an ok dude.

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

AH, THE MYSTERIOUS ORIENT, LAND OF YELLING

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
*gong sound*

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Holy gently caress.

Edit: and he is from my state. gently caress you.

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Montasque posted:

The globalist cabal of child rapist/murderers are doing their best to take out all of Trump's inner circle.

Why do you guys think so many Trump officials were meeting with Russians? Because the Russians knew about Pizzgate and were trying to warn Trump that the CIA/DEEP STATE assassins were targeting him if the knowledge became public. That's why they leaked the Podesta emails the way they did! TO SAVE THE CHILDREN.

Also note that there has been a WAVE of arrests since Jan 20th involving Pedophile rings in the United States. Coincidence?

Now if you excuse me, I have more meth to smoke.

holy poo poo the Obama booby trap Yemen raid that killed like a dozen kids was all a deep state plot to shift blame for child murder onto the Christlike Trump

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Agean90 posted:

It's a goddam riot because if he just had some booze then went to bed he'd have a decent chance of riding it out. all this work is just making it worse

Exactly, I was shocked that he'd had a presser at all. I'm a lawyer, too. The second thing they teach you in school is how to shut the gently caress up.

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

paranoid randroid posted:

waht the hecking hell is going on

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

moveable shape posted:

holy poo poo the Obama booby trap Yemen raid that killed like a dozen kids was all a deep state plot to shift blame for child murder onto the Christlike Trump

Finally, someone gets it.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

TheWeepingHorse posted:

My bet is that Sessions is a dumb arrogant dude who thinks that he is untouchable. He could have corrected his testimony in such unremarkable ways. His dumbassery is what is making this a thing. He is bad at this.

that and the administration is throwing him under the bus and he has no idea what to do or say right now

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




ancient chinese secret!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Pollyanna posted:

gently caress the south

He's from Illinois.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

My understanding of Asian culture is informed entirely by the original "The Karate Kid" movie and poo poo I read on racist websites. I often wonder why Peter Cetera doesn't look asian.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*A room full of voters start to yell about health care. A gong rings and Rep. Mike Bost clasps his hands together and slowly bows* "Ah-So"

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

FizFashizzle posted:

He's from Illinois.

lmao

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



when did the edits of that Last Supper photoshop end?

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/clarychka/status/837058465373683717?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

FizFashizzle posted:

He's from Illinois.

the real reason he doesnt want to do town halls is because he doesnt want to get shot

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DryGoods posted:

*A room full of voters start to yell about health care. A gong rings and Rep. Mike Bost clasps his hands together and slowly bows* "Ah-So"

wow, he is so wise and worldly!

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
*yells, extremely Orientalishly*

gregday
May 23, 2003

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

the real reason he doesnt want to do town halls is because he doesnt want to get shot

Well yeah obvs who do you think invented gunpowder

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


It's Day 42 fyi https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2017/jan/20/donald-trump-first-100-days-president-daily-updates

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lol im pretty sure cease and desist letters have to come from actual lawyers

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


zen death robot posted:

I'm taking it that the press conference went badly for old Jefferson

He admitted he committed perjury and shouldn't have, spun on his heel, and powerwalked out of the room

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


angerbeet posted:

*yells, extremely Orientalishly* We want deal! -- President of the United States Donald Trump

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

Sessions just needs to take another crack at this damage control thing

https://youtu.be/fXZj4Wy58Pk

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Quisling posted:

ching chong simple

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

zen death robot posted:

I'm taking it that the press conference went badly for old Jefferson

He pissed in his own mouth and now needs to go on Tucker Carlson's show and allow Carlson to walk him through a better excuse.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016




什么

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

zen death robot posted:

I'm taking it that the press conference went badly for old Jefferson

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/837413733693550592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

lol im pretty sure cease and desist letters have to come from actual lawyers

Sincerely,
STAFF

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



zen death robot posted:

I'm taking it that the press conference went badly for old Jefferson

nah it went real good and the matter is resolved

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
I just saw the video of Trump being questioned about Sessions while walking through a bulkhead on the USS Gerald Ford. He looks so bummed that another scandal interrupted the afterglow of his SotU speech.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



paranoid randroid posted:

bah gawd, the safe space meme

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:bisonyes:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hory_shit_piss.flv

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

lookit the neckmeat on that hogman

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Anyone have the video clip where he walks out? I've just seen some from the middle
\
Edit: nm, that's the one lol

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

zen death robot posted:

I'm taking it that the press conference went badly for old Jefferson

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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

When the racism involves East Asia, it always brings out the old~timey stuff.

Remember the dude who said his opponent didn't have a Chinaman's chance?

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