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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




notthegoatseguy posted:

So what does Rocket plan to do in this case to attack Ronan? Where are his guns? The one character that is practically defined by his guns and he like left them in the hotel room or something?

He's Rocket Raccoon, he's bound to have a gun somewhere on his body.

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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

notthegoatseguy posted:

So what does Rocket plan to do in this case to attack Ronan? Where are his guns? The one character that is practically defined by his guns and he like left them in the hotel room or something?

He'll wait for Ronan to completely restrain him, then ram his body into him for 2 weeks straight like he did with Peter.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




SilverSupernova posted:

He'll wait for Ronan to completely restrain him, then ram his body into him for 2 weeks straight like he did with Peter.

That sounds more like a mating ritual.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
"Trash can. Remember a trash can."

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Ferrule posted:

"Trash can. Remember a trash can."

Wyld Stallyns! :rock:

Actually, has there been any time travel plots in NSM?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Oh god what kind of comic is this?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Every single speech bubble is like horrible innuendo. Not just one or two, all of them.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Spidey, whose only job was to remove Ronan's helmet while Rocket distracted him, instead chooses to loudly announce himself and shoot webs up Ronan's armpits (?)

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ah, the shounen manga style of ambush.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
"And Spider-Man comes at Ronan with a flying headbutt from the top rope!" Like, seriously, what the hell is he doing? You're going for the helmet Spidey, not his rear end.

well, supposed to be going for the helmet.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


The font on the "you!?" is making me imagine a high-pitched shriek.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
:vince:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.




:perfect: This gets a lot of use here and it is all justified.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh god what kind of comic is this?

Ah the Flying Nothing. I know how this goes.



(It's gotta be Kane!)

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Something something universal weapon.

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S

Buckets posted:

"And Spider-Man comes at Ronan with a flying headbutt from the top rope!" Like, seriously, what the hell is he doing?

He's busting a move. So is Rocket. There's just something about Ronan that inspires confrontational dancing. This is canon now.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Oh my god Ronan's smile is the perfect extra detail there :golfclap:

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

I love each and every person in this thread.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh god what kind of comic is this?

The best kind of comic.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
:allears: everyone owns

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
So Rocket always has big guns to compensate for... Yeah. Okay.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Maxwell Adams posted:

He's busting a move. So is Rocket. There's just something about Ronan that inspires confrontational dancing. This is canon now.

https://youtu.be/jaaJyAjvajo

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytZFm1NW5MM

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



You sure showed him Spidey

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
That is less a look of concern on MJs face and more of "ah gently caress not again" face

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Isn't he supposed to be strong?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Bongo Bill posted:

Isn't he supposed to be strong?

Listen bud he's got radioactive blood

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:



You sure showed him Spidey

oh god help i can't stop laughing

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Love is in the desert air.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I just hope when Peter dies he donates his brain to CTE research.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



I can't believe that actually happened

what was peter's plan? I don't understand

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Manatee Cannon posted:

I can't believe that actually happened

what was peter's plan? I don't understand

Peter Parker posted:

I don't understand

welcome to his world

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ronan looks so satisfied just casually flopping onto his back and killing Spider-Man :laugh:

Edit: Actually that was only in Haifisch's edit but they're both hilarious :allears:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

MariusLecter posted:

So Rocket always has big guns to compensate for... Yeah. Okay.
Hey, raccoons have bacula, that's more than humans can say.

Also, I never realized what Scott Bacula's last name meant until I just conjugated baculum.

Baculum is actually just Latin for 'stick'.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:



You sure showed him Spidey

if you'd told me this was an edit i would've believed it.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

How the gently caress did he plan to take off Ronan's helmet after webbing his own arms to Ronan's shoulder blades?

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



obviously spidey's back is covered in webbing as well and now ronan's stuck on his back like a flipped over turtle

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