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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Mayor Dave posted:

vodka is in fact too cheap, plastic bottles of paint stripper on the bottom shelf really don't help convince people it's worth drinking

I mean, surely I want to spend the night drinking something out of a solo cup that makes everything burn and retch at the same time? Wait... is that dirt in the bottle?

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
comey isn't compromised, he's a host who has achieved autonomy and this is the new season of westworld

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fojar38 posted:

i thought those were cia leaks

gonna be honest i can't keep track

i remember doj and fbi, but that could be wrong

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Hi there! "Wetworks" Jimmy Wales here! Intellipedia exists only because of generous donors like yourself, and

Raivin
Jan 9, 2002
Pillbug

crazy cloud posted:

Isn't vodka literally the #1 cause of death in Russia rn

Not vodka. Ambassadorships.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

If everyone gave 5 matterings, that would fund Intellipedia for a whole year

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Consummate Professional posted:

The polls are in our hearts bill

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Schnorkles posted:

gonna be honest i can't keep track

i remember doj and fbi, but that could be wrong

yeah i dont remember fbi

if comey was also compromised you would think any fbi leaks would be on him rather than sessions

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Consummate Professional posted:

A shark on whiskey is might risky, that's what I always say

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
but i think that it has more to do with the fbi not commenting on ongoing investigations because if they jump the gun without enough evidence its really bad for them

like they spent how many years in opaque investigation before buttfucking fifa?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Fojar38 posted:

also the fbi is opaque as gently caress while gathering evidence for things and "stonewalling" can easily mean they dont want to discuss the investigation until everything is in place for the phoenix wright moment

this is how the fbi operates, if congress doesn't like it they appoint a special prosecutor

normally yeah, but they're suppose to spill their guts in closed door meetings with congress on issues of national security since that trumps (heh) prosecuting someone for crimes

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fojar38 posted:

yeah i dont remember fbi

if comey was also compromised you would think any fbi leaks would be on him rather than sessions

yeah i don't think comey is a russian agent or something. he just does his own poo poo and doesn't care about consequences

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Gringostar posted:

normally yeah, but they're suppose to spill their guts in closed door meetings with congress on issues of national security since that trumps (heh) prosecuting someone for crimes

i assume that changes somewhat if congress is the thing they're investigating

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
it's also p. obvious rn that if they let too much on with what's going on in trump's wh that the ag would come in with a fire hose

thankfully he can't do that anymore

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Gringostar posted:

normally yeah, but they're suppose to spill their guts in closed door meetings with congress on issues of national security since that trumps (heh) prosecuting someone for crimes

so have they just not been meeting with congress or have they been meeting with congress and saying nothing

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Speaking of this shark, I really liked 12 oz mouse I should get really high and watch it soon

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

it'd be kind of funny if Comey weren't actually trying to aid the Russian government or even impede the investigation, and at that moment when Trump whispered into his ear, he quietly went 'oh' and drank heavily all night long

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

I don't know anything AND I HATE IT

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
idk its all too cloak and daggers for me

i just assume everyones stupid and that usually explains 98% of it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

it's also p. obvious rn that if they let too much on with what's going on in trump's wh that the ag would come in with a fire hose

thankfully he can't do that anymore

this might have been a response to sessions getting ready to gently caress with the investigation

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Consummate Professional posted:

Speaking of this shark, I really liked 12 oz mouse I should get really high and watch it soon

it is

THE BEST

show to watch while high

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Montasque posted:

#NeverTrumper twitter thinks Carter Page is going to rat on everyone.

Rick Wilson just retweeted this:

https://twitter.com/bsebhat/status/837505429601050625

This interview is amazing. I love the part where he won't say who introduced him to the Trump campaign. I wonder if it was the Russians.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Fojar38 posted:

also the fbi is opaque as gently caress while gathering evidence for things and "stonewalling" can easily mean they dont want to discuss the investigation until everything is in place for the phoenix wright moment

this is how the fbi operates, if congress doesn't like it they appoint a special prosecutor

it was the fbi leaking poo poo on sessions apparently. so it is indeed comey stonewalling

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fojar38 posted:

so have they just not been meeting with congress or have they been meeting with congress and saying nothing

there's two accounts.

Schiff's: which is Comey stonewalled the house

Senate Intelligence committee from before recess: Giant infodrop that no one is saying anything about and now the senate intelligence committee is calling random sketchy people to testify

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

gradenko_2000 posted:

In a little while now Rick Wilson is going to dump that sweet sweet oppo!

I Mean, its clear that he saw the dossier or kept hearing rumors about it and figured someone would have the balls to publish it

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiCv3RwFef0

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

so have they just not been meeting with congress or have they been meeting with congress and saying nothing

its hard to talk about an investigation with congress when congress both 1) is trying to stop the investigation at every turn and 2) is probably the target of it

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Gringostar posted:

:siren: lots of speculation :siren:

in the adam schiff interview on maddow he mentioned that the fbi is basically stonewalling the russia investigation in the house right now

been thinking about it and it could mean one or more of the following:

the first is that sessions ordered the fbi to stonewall the investigation

the second is that comey is in on the russia ties and is stonewalling it himself

the third is that members on the committee he was reporting to are under investigation

Theres also a huge concern that our agents in russia will be outed and killed if someone in the gop or executive branch is sharing info with russia. I personally dont think the cia could give two fucks about bombastic speeches by trump, i think they are more concerned their agents may get burned.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Based on ~Devin~ "why don't i jail you loving journalists HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW" ~Nunes~ being on the intelligence committee i can't blame him for not saying anything tbh

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
maybe the congressional committee is lying about being stonewalled to throw the wh off the scent

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

i just think comey is primarily a rogue operator and is more intent on trying to keep the knives out of his back in a very messy fbi but ymmv

That's pretty Russian, tbh.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Fojar38 posted:

also the fbi is opaque as gently caress while gathering evidence for things and "stonewalling" can easily mean they dont want to discuss the investigation until everything is in place for the phoenix wright moment

this is how the fbi operates, if congress doesn't like it they appoint a special prosecutor

Except when Comey had to gently caress over Hillary

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Don't Worry! JEB! Can! Fix! It!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Slamhound posted:

That's pretty Russian, tbh.

point

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Yinlock posted:

i assume that changes somewhat if congress is the thing they're investigating

:agreed:

and i really doubt comey is compromised, so that leads sessions ordering the stonwalling (which was still under effect until he recused himself after the meeting today) and/or the fbi are investigating members of congress

Fojar38 posted:

so have they just not been meeting with congress or have they been meeting with congress and saying nothing

the fbi hasn't been saying poo poo in their meetings, that's what schiff (ranking dem on the committee) said in the interview with madow and what i was referencing

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nunes is still super mad that he looks like a huge cuck because these GOP-run intelligence agencies are ignoring him entirely, the GOP head of the committee that's supposed to deal directly with them on these matters

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

fbi agent: alright two items on the fbi-congress meeting agenda for today

1) what the gently caress congress
2) how do you like deez nuts

seassions: im sensing some hostility here guys

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

My brother, who is 18 months older than me and who I shared bunk beds with while we were growing up, legitimately believes that black people are genetically not capable of being as intelligent as white people

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i'm not sure where this all ends but i'm pretty sure hilarity is the answer

maybe jail for some peeps idk

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