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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

The Glumslinger posted:

Except when Comey had to gently caress over Hillary

its almost like he had the rabid hillary hate but then afterward realized that oh poo poo trump is president

he's still awful though

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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tom clancy died and his ghost is now haunting the white house

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Robert Plant posted:

My brother, who is 18 months older than me and who I shared bunk beds with while we were growing up, legitimately believes that black people are genetically not capable of being as intelligent as white people

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Robert Plant posted:

My brother, who is 18 months older than me and who I shared bunk beds with while we were growing up, legitimately believes that black people are genetically not capable of being as intelligent as white people

the first time i personally encountered someone who said this i was gobsmacked

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Yinlock posted:

its almost like he had the rabid hillary hate but then afterward realized that oh poo poo trump is president

he's still awful though

in general i buy the explanation that the ny branch rabidly hates hillary and wants to bring her down and was going to leak everything if he didn't tell congress.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Epic High Five posted:

Nunes is still super mad that he looks like a huge cuck because these GOP-run intelligence agencies are ignoring him entirely, the GOP head of the committee that's supposed to deal directly with them on these matters

whats the story on this little bit of infighting?

note i dont know poo poo about all the different committees and poo poo

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The Glumslinger posted:

Except when Comey had to gently caress over Hillary

everyone thought that hillary was guaranteed to win including the fbi and almost everything after the pussy tape is directed at making her presidency harder

then trump won and the matrix imploded

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Chokes McGee posted:

I don't know why everyone's making MSG references when we have this perfectly good drakengard series over here

pages back but in drakengard it's his sister not hai daughter

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

fbi agent: which brings us to bullet point #4: sessions is a dumb bitch who should eat poo poo

sessions: now hold on a moment-

paul ryan: wait i want to see where he's going with this

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Mayor Dave posted:

the first time i personally encountered someone who said this i was gobsmacked

Yeah me too

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

i'm not sure where this all ends but i'm pretty sure hilarity is the answer

maybe jail for some peeps idk

if it's as deep as investigating gop congressmen and they find something actionable then best case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of jail time

worst case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of polonium

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Things need to crumble faster im getting tired of waiting for release

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-HVlDNFI4

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I basically want to see the political careers of Paul ryan mitch mcconnell and Jeff Sessions destroyed is that too much to ask

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Robert Plant posted:

My brother, who is 18 months older than me and who I shared bunk beds with while we were growing up, legitimately believes that black people are genetically not capable of being as intelligent as white people

:sever:

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! Is a Grindr! He eats nails for breakfast!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Epic High Five posted:

it is

THE BEST

show to watch while high

It was really great sober imo but I feel like I would glean a better understanding. I had the DVD years ago I need to find it or the all cut together version

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

My roommate almost only drinks vodka and soda I don't get it

vodka is objectively the worst spirit

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Gringostar posted:

if it's as deep as investigating gop congressmen and they find something actionable then best case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of jail time

worst case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of polonium

lookin forward to the late 2017 elections to replace half of the republican caucus

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Gringostar posted:

if it's as deep as investigating gop congressmen and they find something actionable then best case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of jail time

worst case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of polonium

if its the same people in both cases then i think it's a win/win here

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Harlock posted:

I basically want to see the political careers of Paul ryan mitch mcconnell and Jeff Sessions destroyed is that too much to ask

paul ryans career will never be destroyed no matter how badly he tries to stall it

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Gringostar posted:

if it's as deep as investigating gop congressmen and they find something actionable then best case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of jail time

worst case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of polonium

after the hillary letter and blatantly backing trump (a putin puppet) i have zero faith in the fbi working in the best interests of america as a whole.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

if someone wants to get ready to be on the breaking news end of the meme train in the unlikely event sessions is forced to resign, please prepare a photoshop with a picture of trump's top cabinet folks with video game/ comic book style Xs over Flynn and Sessions

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Harlock posted:

I basically want to see the political careers of Paul ryan mitch mcconnell and Jeff Sessions destroyed is that too much to ask

sessions is done

dude admitted to perjury which for the AG to do during his confirmation hearing is both the dumbest thing he could have done and the most damming thing he could have done

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Agrajag posted:

after the hillary letter and blatantly backing trump (a putin puppet) i have zero faith in the fbi working in the best interests of america as a whole.


Fojar38 posted:

everyone thought that hillary was guaranteed to win including the fbi and almost everything after the pussy tape is directed at making her presidency harder

then trump won and the matrix imploded

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gringostar posted:

if it's as deep as investigating gop congressmen and they find something actionable then best case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of jail time

worst case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of polonium

i tend to come down on the side of "stupidity" rather than "colluding with russia honest to god constitutionally defined aiding and abetting treason"

ultimately it feels like political gravity is starting to work again and just destroy people who made dumb decisions and who are incapable of managing fallout or judging risk and that it will take a whole bunch of hide and the trump presidency will limp along unceremoniously for another 4 years.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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like i genuinely wouldnt be surprised if russian ops assisting trump ceased in their totality in late october because it looked like his fate was sealed and there was no point in trying to save the sinking ship

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Gringostar posted:

sessions is done

dude admitted to perjury which for the AG to do during his confirmation hearing is both the dumbest thing he could have done and the most damming thing he could have done

as per White Rich Man rules he won't suffer consequences but any kind of political weight he had is completely gone

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Gringostar posted:

if it's as deep as investigating gop congressmen and they find something actionable then best case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of jail time

worst case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of polonium

Yeah, I mean, I cant think of any scandal in US history that could compare if a the President traded favorable policy for leaking harmful material about his opponent, let alone if a number of senators and reps might be involved.

Like, how do you even handle ahit like that if the NSA actually has these guys committing treason doing illegal and traitorous actions on tape and stuff. Like, do they get impeached? Is there some giant loving RICO case?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


In the Trump administration, what exactly does it mean to recuse oneself? He will obviously continue trying things until they leak as well.

That DICK! posted:

here's my theory: donald trump is actually, kind of retarded
Mine is that Trump is a shell covered in human skin, inside which lives a forty foot long red parasitic worm. It survives on overcooked lumps of meat that drop into the cavity. At all times this worm respirates through its flat tail that projects through a knot-like lump below the president's larynx. As it undulates the fins on its underside it vibrates the intact cartilage of Mr. Trump's throat causing audible, if meaningless 'speech'.

Right now the president could very well be laying eggs in a gelatinous sac under the desk in the Oval Office and we would never know.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Robert Plant posted:

My brother, who is 18 months older than me and who I shared bunk beds with while we were growing up, legitimately believes that black people are genetically not capable of being as intelligent as white people

i had afriend growing up whose uncle or some poo poo must ahve been like a racist loremaster becuase he knew all sorts of old racist words mostly forb lack people. llike he taught me moon cricket and golligwog and all sorts of poo poo

i didnt even know shine was a term gor black people until one day we were playing super mario sunshine and i beat the level by getitng the shine and SHINE appeared on the scree nin giant letters and he laughed for liek 5 minutes straight before he could get enough air to tell me why hew as laughing

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

SLOSifl posted:

In the Trump administration, what exactly does it mean to recuse oneself? He will obviously continue trying things until they leak as well.
Mine is that Trump is a shell covered in human skin, inside which lives a forty foot long red parasitic worm. It survives on overcooked lumps of meat that drop into the cavity. At all times this worm respirates through its flat tail that projects through a knot-like lump below the president's larynx. As it undulates the fins on its underside it vibrates the intact cartilage of Mr. Trump's throat causing audible, if meaningless 'speech'.

Right now the president could very well be laying eggs in a gelatinous sac under the desk in the Oval Office and we would never know.

you can make a pile of frogs look like a dog but you can't make a dog look like a pile of frogs

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

The Glumslinger posted:

Yeah, I mean, I cant think of any scandal in US history that could compare if a the President traded favorable policy for leaking harmful material about his opponent, let alone if a number of senators and reps might be involved.

Like, how do you even handle ahit like that if the NSA actually has these guys committing treason doing illegal and traitorous actions on tape and stuff. Like, do they get impeached? Is there some giant loving RICO case?

congress has the sole power to impeach

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

my statement still stands

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SLOSifl posted:

In the Trump administration, what exactly does it mean to recuse oneself? He will obviously continue trying things until they leak as well.

google do your thing

re·cuse
riˈkyo͞oz
challenge (a judge, prosecutor, or juror) as unqualified to perform legal duties because of a possible conflict of interest or lack of impartiality.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i just remembered that donald trump admitted to being a rapist on tape and then a few weeks later won the presidency loving lol

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Robert Plant posted:

My brother, who is 18 months older than me and who I shared bunk beds with while we were growing up, legitimately believes that black people are genetically not capable of being as intelligent as white people

take him back to the brother store

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

cumshitter posted:

racist loremaster

kramer's d&d class

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

i just remembered that donald trump admitted to being a rapist on tape and then a few weeks later won the presidency loving lol

somebody's doing the raping

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Fojar38 posted:

like i genuinely wouldnt be surprised if russian ops assisting trump ceased in their totality in late october because it looked like his fate was sealed and there was no point in trying to save the sinking ship

I'm like 90% certain that after it looked like he was cooked, the email leaks stopped for a while, until this got a bit closer and then they resumed

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