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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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toplitzin posted:

What the gently caress has all that inbreeding done to you people?

They put beans on toast for breakfast. And not even good beans!

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FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wJQEHNYE7M&t=782s

Linusdroptips tests the latest AMD hardware.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

darkwasthenight posted:

Such terrible things. Annual reminder that this topped the charts for three weeks running.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Wasn't there some music craze about a guy who would play a piano while mushing his nose on a glass window, so you could see the nostrils dancing and flaring as well?

I remember seeing an interview where they said they had to heat the glass so there wouldn't be fog from his breath.

Sexual Aluminum has a new favorite as of 16:37 on Mar 2, 2017

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/iowa-pol-s-bio-changed-after-sizzler-u-discrepancy-emerges-n726961

"" posted:

An Iowa lawmaker who is pushing a controversial bill that caps the number of Democrats that state universities can hire as professors claimed on a government website that he got a "business degree" from the "Forbco Management school."

But State Sen. Mark Chelgren's alleged alma mater is actually a company that operated a Sizzler steak house franchise in southern California and he doesn't have a "degree," Ed Failor, a spokesman for the Iowa State Republicans, told NBC News.

"This was a management course he took when he worked for Sizzler, kind of like Hamburger University at McDonald's," Failor said. "He got a certificate."

H2SO4
Sep 11, 2001

put your money in a log cabin


Buglord

FiftySeven posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wJQEHNYE7M&t=782s

Linusdroptips tests the latest AMD hardware.

god this guy is annoying

"LOL WE DROP EXPENSIVE THING GIVE VIEWS PLZ"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

H2SO4 posted:

god this guy is annoying

"LOL WE DROP EXPENSIVE THING GIVE VIEWS PLZ"

GizmoSlip is a much better channel. They do nothing but drop things with increasingly bizarre means of protection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GdUZ_nzIuc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AS3QUwie9Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD5dPBvBh-M

NeurosisHead
Jul 22, 2007

NONONONONONONONONO

To clarify, that bill they're talking about requires a hiring freeze for public universities until professors registered as Republican is within 10% of those registered as Democrat. Chelgren said he wanted it because of his experience with "liberal professors". He went to Sizzler Assistant Manager School, and got an associate's from Riverside Community College.

Our legislature has in the last 2 months defunded planned parenthood, destroyed public sector union collective bargaining rights, and taken away county level approval for increasing the minimum wage and reverted those increases. They are working on destroying public universities while cutting approximately $100m in funding to them, tearing funding away from public schools, and passing a host of other ALEC branded legislation.

And we have people like Mark Chelgren, who used to ride RAGBRAI naked and sometimes dress in a chicken suit and spray people with a super soaker full of beer leading the charge for all of this. We were the third state to recognize gay marriage. I'm not sure if there's any schadenfreude left in all of this. :sad:

NeurosisHead has a new favorite as of 17:27 on Mar 2, 2017

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

H2SO4 posted:

god this guy is annoying

"LOL WE DROP EXPENSIVE THING GIVE VIEWS PLZ"

He certainly isnt everyones cup of tea but I dont think its fair to say that they dropped that on purpose. He does have a storied history of dropping things but that is more because hes clumsy and far too enthusiastic.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat
Due to the amount of protesters outside his office, Marco Rubio was evicted.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/landlord-evicts-rubio-office-over-noisy-demonstrations-162639610.html

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

:stare: No wonder so many kids got molested by TV hosts in England. I would sprint towards a pedophile to get away from that thing.

All part of the plan.

Flyball has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Mar 2, 2017

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

H2SO4 posted:

god this guy is annoying

"LOL WE DROP EXPENSIVE THING GIVE VIEWS PLZ"

His voice always annoys the poo poo out of me. Lisa at Mobile Tech Review is the real hidden gem of tech reviews.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

If you tell me you didn't hear The General Lee's horn in your head while watching this, you're a god damned liar.

And the :byodood: YAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO

H2SO4
Sep 11, 2001

put your money in a log cabin


Buglord

FiftySeven posted:

He certainly isnt everyones cup of tea but I dont think its fair to say that they dropped that on purpose. He does have a storied history of dropping things but that is more because hes clumsy and far too enthusiastic.

I'm just too jaded to believe that, I guess. I think it's much more likely he dropped something expensive the first time by accident, noticed the video exploded, and from then on drops things on purpose. That's how YouTube works.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Linus is the biggest goober on YouTube.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

If you tell me you didn't hear The General Lee's horn in your head while watching this, you're a god damned liar.

Wouldn't it just be easier to use gifsound :v:

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/D20BVZH.gif&v=VspsB1YV8eQ

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

ShineDog posted:

Haha its Sessions turn now.

For real this is bringing me the most schadenfreude I've felt in God knows how long.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Is the schaden from when he doubles down, admits to speaking to the Russians thus being guilty of perjury, and tells everyone to get hosed and nothing bad happens to him because his buddy is the president?

Also the Russians have been interfering in US elections since at least 1960 when Kruschev thought he could more easily manipulate Kennedy due to the latter's perceived inexperience.

Memento has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Mar 2, 2017

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

Memento posted:

Is the schaden from when he doubles down, admits to speaking to the Russians thus being guilty of perjury, and tells everyone to get hosed and nothing bad happens to him because his buddy is the president?

Also the Russians have been interfering in US elections since at least 1960 when Kruschev thought he could more easily manipulate Kennedy due to the latter's perceived inexperience.

Yeah this isnt what's happening at all :lol:

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

NiceGuy posted:

Yeah this isnt what's happening at all :lol:

Yeah nothing bad will happen but we haven't technically got to that point yet.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBRpZMqifn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XJQUWZiWgE


professor jiggly for prez, 2020

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo



http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/58b89c437ead4-the-futility-of-existence.php
Rat on escalator +
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umpL6ctqVyE

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

NiceGuy posted:

Yeah this isnt what's happening at all :lol:

Yeah I posted that before checking the news. Still, recusing yourself from an investigation is hardly punishment.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

CharlestheHammer posted:

Yeah nothing bad will happen but we haven't technically got to that point yet.

Shouldn't he be murdered by the state for high treason?

Great McCarthy's ghost, people

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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syscall girl posted:

Shouldn't he be murdered by the state for high treason?

Great McCarthy's ghost, people

At worst I think it's light treason.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Solice Kirsk posted:

At worst I think it's light treason.

"I have no doubt that perjury qualifies under the Constitution as a high crime. It goes to the heart of the judicial system." -Jeff Sessions, 1998.

Yes, really. Of course, back then he was applying the principle to Bill Clinton, not to himself.

This is going to be fun to watch. :munch:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/837459742876282880

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Mother fucker! Not even 6 months in yet and all this poo poo is going on

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Why hasn't some renegade lawyer filed treason charges yet?

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Outrail posted:

Why hasn't some renegade lawyer filed treason charges yet?

Because that's not how the legal system works?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

also because obviously the system is already broken or we wouldnt have a trump presidency

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
America has the leadership it deserves. LOL

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Outrail posted:

Why hasn't some renegade lawyer filed treason charges yet?

Got two witnesses to each overt act? Also,

Teddybear posted:

Because that's not how the legal system works?

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Okay, everybody remember 'Suicide Stunt Vest' where some fat guy taped firecrackers to himself, leading to severe burns? Well, here's him catching a potato to the chest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37JEl1HPiag

That's not the schaden, however. Note that while he has his shirt off you can still see that the burns have left some pretty nasty scarring a few months later. NSFW, mostly because he has his shirt off and...yeah, it's not pretty.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/irwinskush/status/796128012320251906

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

giving head is a euphemism for bulimia now? cool gonna work that into my lexicon

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


snergle posted:

giving head is a euphemism for bulimia now? cool gonna work that into my lexicon

Throwing up on someone's dick seems pretty rude

The Sicilian
Sep 3, 2006

by Smythe

Sunswipe posted:

After reading that, I'm totally on Kip's side.

Why?

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

snergle posted:

giving head is a euphemism for bulimia now? cool gonna work that into my lexicon

There are two people in the stall.

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