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Pirate Radar posted:Edit: ^^Owns. Are they any good? frenchfry and cheese curds (it sprays gravy)
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hakimashou posted:Even like two years after I met him, after he was well schooled in American slang, he would insist that "Migger" was in fact an English name, because he had searched for it on Skype and "many people have it." many a migger makes a mingzi
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oohhboy posted:I will post something later, I have better things to do like jet lag and other non-posting stuff. please post the five piece suit...or one like it.....or just post something good.
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If you want to easily avoid Nigerians in the various kabukicho's of japan, as you walk past them and they approach all you have to do is put your open palm to the side of your face as if blocking poo poo being thrown at you and they will just back off. When I first lived in Japan in the year 2000, my friends mother belonged to an email group of mothers who believed all Gaijin in Japan were out to rape their daughters, and this was usually fuelled by incidents near Yokohama and Okinawa's bases.
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dude, I tell my girl this poo poo all the time, but bitch just don't listen, you know? Pirate Radar posted:I really love that one just because it has to come from such a specific audience. Only a bilingual child in Taiwan would think that was funny. what mountain is never tall? Umbrella! what room smells terrible? Room 9!
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I picked up some of this for my nieces and nephews when I was last in Malaysia: 
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would like to congratulate AO for owning the d&d thread
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incoming probation for hurt feelings and much face loss in the china thread sick truth burn
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big time bisexual posted:many a migger makes a mingzi This is pretty good
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big time bisexual posted:many a migger makes a mingzi Darkest Auer posted:This is pretty good
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hong kong minibus picture chinese night club so coool ah  I even found a pic of my boy migga 
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uniformed chinese military officers crash us air force conference, take pictures of a bunch of exhibits
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Fojar38 posted:uniformed chinese military officers crash us air force conference, take pictures of a bunch of exhibits I hope this is like a road trip movie. Three officers get sent to crash a conference and have a wacky adventure across America along the way!
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Pirate Radar posted:I hope this is like a road trip movie. Three officers get sent to crash a conference and have a wacky adventure across America along the way! it wasn't actually any kind of espionage thing, they saw many people at the conference and kan re nao and ofc they are chinese so had to take pictures
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hakimashou posted:it wasn't actually any kind of espionage thing, they saw many people at the conference and kan re nao and ofc they are chinese so had to take pictures I'm guessing the Chinese government just paid for these dudes to go to Disneyworld as long as they did something vaguely defense-related on the trip.
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top secret mission investigating secret nasa facility and us air force complex "space mountain"
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Fojar38 posted:top secret mission investigating secret nasa facility and us air force complex "space mountain" Now I definitely want this to be a movie.
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Oh good, Japan talk. I can finally stop lurking. Here are two things about Kabukicho: 1. Outside of going once just to see it as a spectacle, there's not much reason to go unless you want to go to a brothel, host/hostess bar, or an overpriced theme bar. There are better, cheaper restaurants and bars in other parts of town. Just don't bother. Take a quick walk around at night, you're good. 2. From what I have heard, touts are no longer allowed to touch people and are generally less aggressive than they used to be. I mean touts of all things. I remember coming to Japan in high school and a touter in Harajuku selling clothes coming up to me and putting his arm around me. Going to Harajuku/Kabukicho in recent years, they don't do poo poo like that any more. The only time a tout in Kabukicho has touched me was when I was taking my black-out drunk friend home from a show. The tout was a tall Japanese dude with bleached tips, harassing some girl about coming to his host bar. My friend started saying to me "Man I hate that poo poo so much, you know what.." and he turned to the guy and yelled "gently caress YOU!" The tout of course doesn't want to look weak out on the street so he stomps up to us and says "gently caress YOU?!" I just keep walking, steadying my wobbly drunk friend saying "Don't need this poo poo, nope." The dude grabs my wrist, I look down, do that self defense 101 thing where you just twist your hand and push the other persons hand away and say "He's DRUNK, dude" and the tout said something like "He's drunk, huh...." and walks away. That was the second time that night we almost got in a fight with someone because my friend was super hammered. After that I made a policy of NOT being the one to take care of him at the end of the night. Other Kabukicho stories include my dumbass friend who lived in Nagoya coming to Tokyo, looking to get a handy, despite me telling him explicitly not to go to Kabukicho because he will get scammed, going anyway and getting scammed. He spent the $300 or so in yen he had on him just getting into the place (a scheme which someone in the thread already mentioned) then when he had to pick a girl (in a different location, of course) he had no money except $40 American. Some huge yakuza dude walks up, asks what the trouble is, sees he only has dollars, kindly says "Oh well we can take that, no problem." The girl he picked was pissed and leads him to a dirty room with a bed and shower, jerks him off angrily the whole time saying "Hurry up! Come on! Cum!" He comes back to my apartment later that night drunk and upset about the whole thing. I just sit there and listen to his story, shaking my head calling him a dumbass.
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Also I want to hear about LimburgLimbo's experiences in meeting Jake Adelstein. I have also heard he is full of poo poo. He seems to be the only American "expert" available whenever American TV is making a documentary or show about Japan, so you see his dorky face all the time.
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oohhboy posted:I will post something later, I have better things to do like jet lag and other non-posting stuff. Post the loving suit.
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Dr.Radical posted:
Sounds like that goon from the vegas goon con. Honestly why pay for a handy? you can do that poo poo your self... Also your friend wasnt named scott was he? I used to live in aichi
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Dr.Radical posted:Also I want to hear about LimburgLimbo's experiences in meeting Jake Adelstein. I have also heard he is full of poo poo. He seems to be the only American "expert" available whenever American TV is making a documentary or show about Japan, so you see his dorky face all the time. Nothing crazy, he was just at a dinner thing and we talked a bit, seen him around elsewhere. I didn't exactly grill him on all his poo poo. He's around Tokyo all the time and you'll run across him every once in a while depending on who your friends are, as is the nature of Japan's small international community. He tends to hang around with a lot of young girls from his alma mater, who are "interns" and poo poo but it seems a bit creepy at times. He apparently used to hire bodyguards when he went to public places or conventions or poo poo to hold up the highly dubious story that the yakuza had it out for him.
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Hell anyone who wants to meet him should just come up with a good pretext and message him on FB haha, he'll probably do it
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Ups_rail posted:Sounds like that goon from the vegas goon con. No. He used to live in Anjo, went to Bar Ripple in Nagoya regularly if that means anything to you. This Kabukicho incident was actually last month. He lives in New York now and was visiting for work stuff. I saw Adelstein once in Shimokitazawa. I liked his book and was interested in that sort of thing. After following his twitter and instagram and reading about the dubiousness of his writings, I unfollowed his poo poo. The dude just rubbed me the wrong way in general. And yeah, his instagram was a lot of his "interns" who were almost uniformly blonde women in their early 20s.
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Oh yeah that reminds me, he apparently used to room with college girls too haha. Not sure of the details surrounding that but it's pretty amusing.
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Dr.Radical posted:1. Outside of going once just to see it as a spectacle, there's not much reason to go unless you want to go to a brothel, host/hostess bar, or an overpriced theme bar. There are better, cheaper restaurants and bars in other parts of town. Just don't bother. Take a quick walk around at night, you're good. Counterpoint, the Shinanoya there is one of the better liquor stores in East Shinjuku, and the IMAX theater is there. 
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Stringent posted:Counterpoint, the Shinanoya there is one of the better liquor stores in East Shinjuku, and the IMAX theater is there. Just go to Tanakaya in Mejiro a couple stops away and you don't have to deal with the Kabukicho bullshit  As to your other point, I don't really care about IMAX poo poo but theaters do tend to show different stuff even if they're part of a big chain so if that theater is showing something other places don't have then sure, knock yourself out.
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Pirate Radar posted:Sometimes a guy has friends, but they're not the friends he's going to take home to meet Mom and Dad, you know? I keep Pirate Radar so I can parade a decent human being in front of my parents. Pirate Radar keeps me around because he occasionally needs to free himself from his self-imposed PC culture and immerse himself in a vomit stained drinking binge with Thai bar girls and stray cats.
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Dr.Radical posted:Just go to Tanakaya in Mejiro a couple stops away and you don't have to deal with the Kabukicho bullshit Tanakaya is pro, but I'm a five minute bike ride from Kabukicho so vOv
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Stringent posted:Counterpoint, the Shinanoya there is one of the better liquor stores in East Shinjuku, and the IMAX theater is there. And that unagi place you sent me to was good.
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More importantly, is Adelstein still taking care of Mark Karpeles cat?
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Not married, AFAIK. Source: friend married the founder of a anti-human-trafficking NGO and he was invited to the reception. They didn't given him a +1 because, paraphrasing, they didn't want him bringing a bimbo. He didn't show. No idea about the bitcat.
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hakimashou posted:I even found a pic of my boy migga Good slav imitation here.
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