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Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

DryGoods posted:

Man, Trump is really peeved he couldn't ride the afterglow of his SotU speech for the rest of the week. He really was hoping for several days of the Chris Cillizza's of the news to be gobsmacked with how Trump was presidential.
i was dumbstruck by all of the post-speech slobbering

like how dumb do you have to be to think that trump suddenly became mr. american president man

even ED BALLS is smarter than that

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
im just reminded of my brothers where whenever theyd do something bad theyd blame it on me except after this happened like 10 times my parents just learned to punish them up front which allowed me to get away with some stuff later i probably should not have been able to lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



ex post facho posted:

does trump have any siblings or did he eat them all in the womb

he has two older sisters and a younger brother, and he had the older brother who drank himself to death and that's why trump is allegedly a teetotaler

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
in this analogy my parents are america and my brother is trump and i am the democrats and *Farts*

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Zas posted:

this is a great time to be on a nixon kick. so many similarities and differences. nixon would fuckin lol at hear by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcHvAGvIRIY
the og globalist

nixno would physically and spiritually destroy trumo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

also that one brother whpo died of alcoholism which is why trump dont drink or somethin

also Trump made sure his brother's kids got cut off from Trump family assets and other things such as medical help.

Trump is basically the lovely morally bankrupt human being the decaying American empire deserves.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Ash1138 posted:

i was dumbstruck by all of the post-speech slobbering

like how dumb do you have to be to think that trump suddenly became mr. american president man

even ED BALLS is smarter than that

the fact that people felt okay with VOICE p much makes me sick to my stomach

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
i guess its hard to eat your siblings in the womb if they are nt your twins but i could imagine trump eating a partially developed fetus from his mother

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the brother that drank himself to death did so because Donald and Fred tormented him relentlessly btw

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

eonwe posted:

dont doxx me

drat man you died buried in porn. how did it feel?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

trump reduced politics to tabloid scandal levels, its amazing

how scintillating~

Papa Chuck dated Putin and had donuts and coffee in a gas station oo la la~

reduce politics to things happening outside a bar, which you need to be in for this weekend.

I'm already heading over. See you idiots mOnday

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ex post facho posted:

i guess its hard to eat your siblings in the womb if they are nt your twins but i could imagine trump eating a partially developed fetus from his mother

trump and his mom look exactly the same trump is probably a partially developed fetus that took 40 yrs or whatever and they just thought it was his moms kid

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
VOICE is one of those things where you absolutely know anything said about it other than "yeah this is explicitly to target immigrants even innocent ones" is 100% bullshit

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



also trump has three sons but just the one daughter, as far as he can remember (who is this "tiffany"?)

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

trump and his mom look exactly the same trump is probably a partially developed fetus that took 40 yrs or whatever and they just thought it was his moms kid

that would actually explain alot. trump is an ossified fetus that was somehow revived (mb with a potion like from that ep of rick and morty) and birthed into the world instead of being destroyed

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

ex post facho posted:

VOICE is one of those things where you absolutely know anything said about it other than "yeah this is explicitly to target immigrants even innocent ones" is 100% bullshit

for fucks sake the I stands for IMMIGRANT not even illegal immigrant, holy jesus gently caress how are people okay with this? This is disgusting

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Trump to justify this by saying "Canada is basically America anyway".

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
voice does present some saiyan-tier trolling oppurtunieis tho

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
its really remarkable the extent to which Donald is devoid of redeeming features

theres nothing human or relatible about the man

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Montasque posted:

Trump to justify this by saying "Canada is basically America anyway".

soon, it will be.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Imagine if Barack Obama did: *insert thing Trump did here*

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
"hello voice? i'd like to report a bloated orange immigrant man who is pretending to be the president of the us and has committed several serious crime,s he lives at 1600 pennsylvannia ave, thank u"

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

moveable shape posted:

get the goon favorite wood vapor genie. The only downside is looking like a crack fiend to people who don't know what it is

I had one and it went to poo poo in like three months. I've been having a lot more luck with the Magic Flight Box, but yeesh, the batteries... :negative:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Montasque posted:

Trump to justify this by saying "Canada is basically America anyway".

besides, he knows that if the canadians give him any hassle he can just deport them to mexico where they belong

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

its really remarkable the extent to which Donald is devoid of redeeming features

theres nothing human or relatible about the man

what are you talking about
he's basically a blue-collar billionaire

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

GobiasIndustries posted:

Imagine if Barack Obama did: *ivanka*

hmm, checks out

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
all u need is some rolling papers or a drat apple and some matches, wth

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



No puppet no puppet you're the puppet

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i mean jesus even Hillarytron 2000 had some things in her emails that were like "hey this kid escaped ISIS and came to New York as a refugee, could we maybe set her up with a scholarship or something?"

Donald is just a roiling ball of hateful insecurity 24/7

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
vapes seem cool ubt :effort:

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

GobiasIndustries posted:

Imagine if Barack Obama did: *insert thing Trump did here*

coddled russia?

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
one more thing to charge in a world full of things to charg, no thx

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

This isn't going to end normally

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/837804249388093440

that ain't good

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ex post facho posted:

vapes seem cool ubt :effort:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYA1g4eitMI

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

ex post facho posted:

vapes seem cool ubt :effort:

the old classic of putting a nug on a knife and heating it on the stove top

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

paranoid randroid posted:

its really remarkable the extent to which Donald is devoid of redeeming features

theres nothing human or relatible about the man

I've said it before and I'll say it again: He's not just one of our worst presidents (or at least well on track to be), he's one of the worst Americans period.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
has Trump ever driven a car?

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Weeping Wound posted:

I had one and it went to poo poo in like three months. I've been having a lot more luck with the Magic Flight Box, but yeesh, the batteries... :negative:

How'd it go to poo poo? The wood ones pretty indestructible, just have to avoid flint dust and jamming the lighter flame into the thing

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Agrajag posted:

drat man you died buried in porn. how did it feel?

it owned. I was covered in waifus

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