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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
If Donald Trump wants to drive a car, would he be allowed to? I mean he wouldn't, but like what happens if POTUS says they want to go for a drive?

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Squizzle posted:

trump is 100% definitely some sorta cassandra nova figure in but in whatever prenatal grand guignol serves as his secret origin his good twin managed to choke him w the umbilical cord only enough to cause massive brain damage instead of killin him into a mummudrai psychic ghost

Big nerd alert

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Solarin posted:

abv edibles have been terror filled horrorshows for me about 60% of the time. Overload of CBD is a lot different than a normal edible

drat, I usually make big cookies and 1/4 will give me a pretty strong buzz all say, half puts me into a coma for 11+ hours. Great for erasing sleep debt.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Agrajag posted:

private prison corporations strikes again, striking gold.

ps this is the infrastructure and jobs plan

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
they stick the pacifier back in his moith and turn fox news back on, cutting up a well done steak witb plenty of catsup for him, eith trump water in a sippy cup nearby

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

helpful new tips from our comrades at teen vogue

Just Eat Oreos for Breakfast you Hopeless Slob

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Agrajag posted:

private prison corporations strikes again, striking gold.

A few generations down the rode americans can steal the guard tower joke

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Zas posted:

and farthermoor

that's a perfect name for my new doomstep metal EDM band.Farther Moor

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Montasque posted:

This post kinda reads like an excerpt from Finnegans Wake.

It's perfect

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
And Trump heads to Mar-a-Lago for the weekend again. Been a hard week of work!

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

RUM HAM posted:

drat, I usually make big cookies and 1/4 will give me a pretty strong buzz all say, half puts me into a coma for 11+ hours. Great for erasing sleep debt.

coma is not exaggerating. I made a smoothie with like 3g of abv and within 45 minutes was to high to stay conscious. Woke up 8 hours later and was still to high. 8 hours later wake up stoned but functional.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

HycoCam posted:

And Trump heads to Mar-a-Lago for the weekend again. Been a hard week of work!

trumps been there since the morning bro. his weekends start on thursday nights now.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

HycoCam posted:

And Trump heads to Mar-a-Lago for the weekend again. Been a hard week of work!

he had a long day in the meltdown mines, and now its time to kick back with a tall frosty mug of piss

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Is there a list anywhere of people in the Trump administration who still have the capacity to feel and would be upset by Pence's hypocrisy? I assume he isn't one of them.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY3Nx3b1dfs

So sassy :o:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
lol we're going to build concentration camps.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
lmao forever at any republican who ever tries to talk about balancing the budget whent heir fuckin idiot retard pisshog leader is spending millions flying back to his gaudy tiny penis palace every weekend and in NY

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Samurai Sanders posted:

Is there a list anywhere of people in the Trump administration who still have the capacity to feel and would be upset by Pence's hypocrisy? I assume he isn't one of them.

lmao you're assuming the trump admin has human beings in the first place

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
we already hve a model for shutting down concentration camps, marvin heemayer proided the proof of concept :killdozer:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
colorado :salute:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

etalian posted:

Trump! We All Live In Trump Country Now

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

eonwe posted:

lol we're going to build concentration camps.

it's chilling that a pun can be retrofitted into something horrifying with a comma

"ICE, to meet you." :chloe:

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


GobiasIndustries posted:

If Donald Trump wants to drive a car, would he be allowed to? I mean he wouldn't, but like what happens if POTUS says they want to go for a drive?

"Here you go, sport!"



It's even got his hairdo

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

ex post facho posted:

we already hve a model for shutting down concentration camps, marvin heemayer proided the proof of concept :killdozer:

were rapidly reaching the moment in time when only killdozers can protect families from the trumpstaffel and their internment camps

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

eonwe posted:

lol we're going to build concentration camps.

HECKED up if true

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

:vince:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Augus posted:

I wonder if Donald Trump is bad? 🤔

http://i.imgur.com/zqeTBqx.gifv

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
im going to construct a killdozer with the one vital piece that was missing: a built-in vape

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Equeen posted:

lmao you're assuming the trump admin has human beings in the first place
To assume they're born monsters is to turn our eyes away from the horrors of what any human can become if they make the wrong choices in life.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


:poland:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

ICSS would be a cooler name

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I predicted for-profit immigrant death camps back in January

Glad to see they're moving quickly in this

Oh wait, did I say "glad" I meant "loving horrified"

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

GobiasIndustries posted:

If Donald Trump wants to drive a car, would he be allowed to? I mean he wouldn't, but like what happens if POTUS says they want to go for a drive?

president's aren't allowed to drive. obama brought it up on his comedians in cars appearance

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

paranoid randroid posted:

he had a long day in the meltdown mines, and now its time to kick back with a tall frosty mug of piss

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Feminasty Slut posted:

clicking the heck out of that oreos for breakfast story rn

I did too but ug they didnt look that good. Add some cinnamon, honey, and a few chocolate chips when you mix waffles, delish and not too oversweet.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

skaboomizzy posted:

I predicted for-profit immigrant death camps back in January

Glad to see they're moving quickly in this

Oh wait, did I say "glad" I meant "loving horrified"

Private prison company stocks surged after Trump got elected.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Cosmik Slop posted:

"Here you go, sport!"



It's even got his hairdo

i had one of these :shobon:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/837810728417517568

meh

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Bad news about Joementum

https://twitter.com/swin24/status/837810672683581440

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/politico/status/837802683528511488


Hmm, I thought Trump said he was breaking up with Joe? I guess the heart wants what the heart wants.

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