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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

That DICK! posted:

q-tip strands have cleaned my anus like never before

you mean your trumphole?

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:19

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# ? May 11, 2024 08:32

Literally A Dabus: Feb 24, 2017; U🚫🔩↔👸➖S

Solarin posted:

evanjuggalos

🍑🤹➕O=✝️?🤔

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:20

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

rand paul and his mobile photocopier are still on the case btw

https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/837694764694798339

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:21

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Baller Ina posted:

so have John "Words" McCain and his side piece Lindsey 0 Graham said anymore meaningless if x then y statements lately

Edit: ^^^^^^ ANSWER THE QUESTION LINDS

my entire job, as a right wing politician, is to make ignorant rear end, if x then y statements
these are called, talking points:

also i'm a main bish, neva a side piece, that other one he goes around with is the side piece

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:21

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:23

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

tacodaemon posted:

someone save this for when he runs again tia

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:24

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

oh my God I can't give out personal details but Habsburg guy is claiming to be royalty this consol that "my great grandfather tried to assassinate Hitler but also had a huge portrait of him in our castle for some reason"

He's wearing more jewels than his wife

Keep in mind I work in a Big Box tax preparation office in Oregon. This is the poo poo he wears on a daily basis

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:24

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Brain Curry posted:

Dude just needed a floor jack

It sounds like he was having one

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:27

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

tacodaemon posted:

rand paul and his mobile photocopier are still on the case btw

https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/837694764694798339

you want it, you are going to have to take it
good luck

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:28

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I loving love Rand Paul with his dweeby tie.

Jeb and Rand are gonna take back the White House! YEAAAARRRRGGHHHHHH

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:28

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Big Fat Iguana posted:

oh my God I can't give out personal details but Habsburg guy is claiming to be royalty this consol that "my great grandfather tried to assassinate Hitler but also had a huge portrait of him in our castle for some reason"

He's wearing more jewels than his wife

Keep in mind I work in a Big Box tax preparation office in Oregon. This is the poo poo he wears on a daily basis

You should have sex with him.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:28

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Don't know if it's been posted, but per NYT some EU lawmakers are starting to call for an end to visa-free travel for Americans within the EU

The flagging US tourism industry will be saved when Americans can't vacation anywhere else in the world! Another win for us!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:29

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

hey yo how's it going my commute home got turned into a 3 hour shitshow because of accidents

i have beer now and i'm pretty tired already this is an old people weekend, i can feel it

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:30

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:30

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Lastgirl posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:30

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Lastgirl posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:31

Literally A Dabus: Feb 24, 2017; U🚫🔩↔👸➖S

🔟🕙📽️🌌PSP📺!!
🔗⬅️️

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:31

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

Rand Paul at the gates of Heaven

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:32

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

C-Euro posted:

Don't know if it's been posted, but per NYT some EU lawmakers are starting to call for an end to visa-free travel for Americans within the EU

The flagging US tourism industry will be saved when Americans can't vacation anywhere else in the world! Another win for us!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:32

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Big Fat Iguana posted:

oh my God I can't give out personal details but Habsburg guy is claiming to be royalty this consol that "my great grandfather tried to assassinate Hitler but also had a huge portrait of him in our castle for some reason"

He's wearing more jewels than his wife

Keep in mind I work in a Big Box tax preparation office in Oregon. This is the poo poo he wears on a daily basis

hapsburgs are extinct bruh

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:32

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

god where the gently caress is Joementum, hes missing the latest exciting installment of Rand Paul Standing Next to, Near, or In Front of Things

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:33

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Big Fat Iguana posted:

oh my God I can't give out personal details but Habsburg guy is claiming to be royalty this consol that "my great grandfather tried to assassinate Hitler but also had a huge portrait of him in our castle for some reason"

He's wearing more jewels than his wife

Keep in mind I work in a Big Box tax preparation office in Oregon. This is the poo poo he wears on a daily basis

Direct descendants of defunct European royalty living otherwise modest existences in Oregon is apparently more likely than you might think.

:haw:

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:34

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Shugojin posted:

hey yo how's it going my commute home got turned into a 3 hour shitshow because of accidents

i have beer now and i'm pretty tired already this is an old people weekend, i can feel it

russians abducted norman reedus

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:34

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

or a deepmind scrabble play

wtf, scrabble deep state?????

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:35

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

LGD posted:

Direct descendants of deposed European royalty living otherwise modest existences in Oregon is apparently more likely than you might think.

hapsburg house has been extinct since thr 1700s or something

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:35

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Agrajag posted:

hapsburg house has been extinct since thr 1700s or something

I know, I just love that story

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:36

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Call me lil homey find the bill rear end

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:37

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Agrajag posted:

russians abducted norman reedus

poo poo

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:37

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:37

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

i have no strong feelings about him one way or the other, i think, but getting abducted by russians seems ilke a raw deal

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:38

MattD1zzl3: Oct 26, 2007; Can't post for 4 years!

Holy poo poo i just thought of a great campaign slogan for Hillary, months and months too late!

Make America Great, Again.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:38

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD/status/29302417221

check the date

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:39

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

*narrows eyes cia-ishly* well well well mr trump, an excellent play, except now youve activated my trap card *places trumps bishop in jail* and look at that *plays jack of diamonds on field goal* a triple word score for me

# ? Mar 4, 2017 02:39