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Solice Kirsk posted:Kinda wondering how old they were when they were adopted. Like if they were 15 maaaaaaaybe it's only sort of super weird and gross. Otherwise, yeah, that's flat out super weird and gross. Nope, no qualifiers, no way. Straight up super disgusting. Sure, confessor might be naive and abused, but either way that mom deserves to be jailed. Ew. Ew ew ew. Also, for your viewing pleasure, the creator of Magiswords, who might also be the masturbating confessor! http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/kylecarrozza.jpg sephiRoth IRA fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Mar 3, 2017 |
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areyoucontagious posted:Nope, no qualifiers, no way. Straight up super disgusting. Sure, confessor might be naive and abused, but either way that mom deserves to be jailed. Ew. Ew ew ew. Bitter experience has finally taught me to not click that link, no matter how curious I am. It rarely ends well.
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I wish it were goatse
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its definitely all the same person so stop posting them imo
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I couldn't sleep again so I sat down to watch Magiswords and... meh. It's like they took a big scoop of Adventure Time style irreverence, poured on a layer of Bob's Burgers deadpan humor, added a drizzle of Family Guy rapid fire gags, and then dropped the ball by hiring lazy writers who wouldn't know a joke if it jumped up their rear end. The voice acting is decent, and... that's about it.
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Mar 3, 2017 10:54
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Hey female orgasm goon, you're just poo poo at sex. Stop watching porn, definitely stop giving people loving friction burns, start talking to your partners about what they like rather than relying on porn. Yes other people have said the same thing but gently caress that guy he's awful
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mfcrocker posted:Stop watching porn whoa whoa WHOA let's not do anything TOO drastic here  yeah though he definitely needs to stop taking porn seriously, maybe start reading some text porn, preferably written by women, see how often it mentions moving really fast quote:I have never told this to anyone before. this one was the dumbest thing ever but I liked it quote:I lost my job back in January. I had no savings and was living paycheck to paycheck, despite making over 100k a year. I realize now how dumb it was, but I thought I was living in a worry-free world where a 3800 dollar mortgage payment made sense as a long term investment. I also, in retrospect, wasted a big chunk of change buying myself a new car as a Christmas present to myself.
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I love how probably 99% of people who brag about their "6 figure salary" are invariably just making barely above 100k. You never see someone making 900k talk about it like that. For most purposes there's not a huge gulf between living on 60k and 100k unless you live in a really expensive city so that goon needs to get over himself. Also if you're going to blow your money on something, do it on something cooler than cell phone games (i mean, come on, really?) and patreons.
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I'd like to know how someone goes from regularly paying a mortgage to homeless in less than two months. Even in foreclosure-hungry places like the US this seems excessively quick.
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loquacius posted:I guess I'm society now because that sounds super gross to me Hell it was weird when a friend who is a drinking/gaming buddy who laughs at stupid memes with me & I slowly found ourselves all hmmm we should gently caress after not being all flirty for 3 years. Took a while to process that and the next time we saw either was all "...so..." and teenage level of awkward. I can't even fathom making the Grand Canyon leap THIS would require.
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loquacius posted:Cuck-goon Several pages late, but whatever. Jerk off to whatever you like (preferably something legal) but leave the fantasy there. Maybe you propose she gets dolled up, hit the bar, she flirts with dudes and has a good time while you just watch, then take her home and have some crazy good sex. All the voyeurism you want and none of the cuckolding that will likely drive a wedge into your relationship.
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An epilogue to an earlier fesh:quote:Hi SA thread - quote:My photo was used a in a pretty prevalent internet meme/viral photo that has made me a target of scorn, "jokes" from hackneyed comedians, and has overall made doing much of anything in public a problem. I have had to quit three jobs after jokes became so prevalent that they began interfering with my productivity. I'd think that Scumbag Steve could avoid looking like Scumbag Steve by just taking a better-quality picture in nice clothes with good lighting
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Who among us wouldn't risk jail for hot tub graveyard chill time? Yeah that's what I thought
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lol if you don't think an extra 40 thousand dollars a year is a big difference. move out of Manhattan, see the world. I think I have spotted a special boy who's never been close to poor. gonna lock you up in a trailer park prison camp with off n on water and electricity and no internet, make you subsist off spaghetti-o's for the duration of your sentence.
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uber_stoat posted:lol if you don't think an extra 40 thousand dollars a year is a big difference. move out of Manhattan, see the world. I think I have spotted a special boy who's never been close to poor. gonna lock you up in a trailer park prison camp with off n on water and electricity and no internet, make you subsist off spaghetti-o's for the duration of your sentence. Difference between 60 and 100k is huge in lifestyle impact.
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Mar 3, 2017 20:37
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psssst yeah i eat rear end is kinda a moron sometimes still a good poster though
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Mar 3, 2017 20:40
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You know Penn State has a certificate in Ice Cream manufacturing. Ice Cream goon missed his chance.
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uber_stoat posted:lol if you don't think an extra 40 thousand dollars a year is a big difference. move out of Manhattan, see the world. I think I have spotted a special boy who's never been close to poor. gonna lock you up in a trailer park prison camp with off n on water and electricity and no internet, make you subsist off spaghetti-o's for the duration of your sentence. Just last year I went from making over 100k to making close to 40k now. There is a difference but it hasn't made much a change in my lifestyle. I specifically said there wasn't a "huge gulf" because there isn't. There is a difference, but just because your income dips to 5 digits doesn't mean you're suddenly in the poor house. For me the only change is I can't save as much money as before. e: also i have to buy cheaper liquor yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Mar 3, 2017 |
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Mar 3, 2017 21:04
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So a 60% reduction in income hasn't affected you much, that's great.
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TotalLossBrain posted:So a 60% reduction in income hasn't affected you much, that's great. Like I alluded to in the original post, it all depends on the cost of living where you are. Obviously if I was living in San Francisco I'd be in the soup lines now making what I make, but I moved to an area with a lower cost of living so it's almost the same. This shouldn't be a difficult concept to grasp.
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TotalLossBrain posted:So a 60% reduction in income hasn't affected you much, that's great. People in America place way too much focus on income. I've had wildly varying incomes over the years, both here and in other countries, and honestly most people in America besides the extremely poor have it so much better than they think. Turns out good food can be had for cheap or cooked, a car that gets you from A to B is essentially just as functional as something fancy, and enormous houses can be more of a curse than a blessing. I'd rather have some time more for hobbies, traveling, spending with my girlfriend and family; my old salary wasn't worth the hours and stress that it caused and I had hardly any time to do the things I really love. My life honestly feels better for it and if anything, I feel changed for the better. That's just my perspective on it, making more money does not necessarily equal a happier life, and the lack of luxury or status items shouldn't be a problem unless your priorities are kind of hosed up
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Money discussion are impossible because perspectives can be very different, and an extra $40k means a lot more to someone who doesn't have their needs met vs someone who does. My '96 Camry gets me from A to B, but all the leather is peeling, 3/4 of the door handles have fallen off, and sometimes the transmission sticks so bad that I have to pull off the road. Also the CD player doesn't work and the antenna got knocked off. I would probably be happier if I could afford a nicer car right now.
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I confess! I confess, that I enjoy the posting posted by our dear friend and companion Vendagoat. For sure he facilitates the heartfelt jovial atmosphere on a Good Night of Posting as a pure and crisp air to the most sincere falsetto boy.
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I like uber_stoats avatar. That together with his reg date make me believe that he chose that AV when CRTs still ruled and had much lower resolutions. That's the things I can smile about and they don't even cost me money imperial, can you say the same?
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Woah sounds like a lotta bigtime mr moneybag 5 figgies posters in this thread. La-de-da
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Money is like a penis. It's not how much you have, it's what you do with it. Spending two grand on cell phone games is like sticking your penis into a Cuisinart. It's an extremely stupid idea, and you're left with nothing.
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Police Automaton posted:I like uber_stoats avatar. That together with his reg date make me believe that he chose that AV when CRTs still ruled and had much lower resolutions. That's the things I can smile about and they don't even cost me money imperial, can you say the same? nailed it! this is some vintage poo poo.
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I wish I was young again. That's my anonymous confession.
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Police Automaton posted:I wish I was young again. That's my anonymous confession. Why?
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Oh just a few memories flooded back of carrying old CRT TVs up and down several flights of stairs, also repairing them in a small back-alley workshop. Not a six-figure job by far but fun times. Don't mind me. More confessions!
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You are like the butterfly who wishes to return to being a caterpillar. I turn to you and scorn in jest "But why, Police Automaton? Why do you yearn to be you who was when you are now you who is?" What I am saying is that you are beautiful! And you can fly.
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because before he could eat whatever and poo poo wherever now he is expected to be graceful when he just wants to go back to being wasteful
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Took me a minute there to realise you were talking about the metaphor rather than being literal about making GBS threads wherever.
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quote:I started dating my girlfriend due to my fetish, muscle girls. She's a big time weight lifter and, when we first started dating, was at about 4% body fat and weighed about 10 lbs more than me. That was almost 3 years ago and she's considerably bulked up since then, while I've admittedly slipped a bit and have gotten pretty flabby around the middle. oh thank God another alien fesh: quote:I've been visited by, and am in constant contact with, an alien species and have been since the age of 9. Maybe it's the booze talking but I actually chuckled at the turn it took in paragraph 3
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loquacius posted:Maybe it's the booze talking but I actually chuckled at the turn it took in paragraph 3
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"I kill me!" - Gordone Shumway
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'Italians' and 'those who mock autism' were the only two good jokes in there, anon writer. If that's what CC is putting out, then they need to step up their game. My advice is to get away from aliens. It's a well long since dry. The supernatural never adds anything useful to anon confessions.
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Aliens are so 90s, get with it CC goons
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40 light years is very close in interstellar terms. If you found a habitable planet that close, you would surely colonize it. Definitely wouldn't waste it on some dumbass experiment to have a race of creatures evolve to fight over ethics in video game journalism
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Hey CC Nerds : You cant even see the real aliens solar systems because they are encased in dyson spheres to harvest 100% of their suns energies!! It also provides some protection from the simplest & most common weapon in the space wars which is throwing a big old rock at a planet! U'd Know that if you werent scrubs
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