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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Perestroika posted:

Dog big.

"Goddamnit I knew that wasn't a teacup pig"

# ? Mar 3, 2017 20:24

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# ? May 14, 2024 06:01

Sutureself: Sep 23, 2007; Well, here's my answer...

Super late to fat cats but here's Jet and Ashi in a rare moment of getting along

In case more proof is needed of Jet's fatness (he's lost some weight recently and isn't such a hambeast yay)

# ? Mar 3, 2017 20:52

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Jet looks kinda like mine did, except mine had some weird ancestry (I think part maine coon) cause he had a rounder/wider head. I'll post a pic of mine once I can handle it. What cat breeds have silky-soft fur?

# ? Mar 3, 2017 21:26

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Sutureself posted:

In case more proof is needed of Jet's fatness (he's lost some weight recently and isn't such a hambeast yay)

That thumbnail makes it look like his tail is curling counterclockwise, and it sorta looks like he's hanging from something with his tail like a monkey.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 21:28

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Jet looks kinda like mine did, except mine had some weird ancestry (I think part maine coon) cause he had a rounder/wider head. I'll post a pic of mine once I can handle it. What cat breeds have silky-soft fur?

My cat is a burmilla and she's amazingly soft. Also, old and cross.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 21:38

Tiny Deer: Jan 16, 2012

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Jet looks kinda like mine did, except mine had some weird ancestry (I think part maine coon) cause he had a rounder/wider head. I'll post a pic of mine once I can handle it. What cat breeds have silky-soft fur?

If fed enough fat: all of them.

By default: a lot of long and medium hairs, like Maine Coons and Persians.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 22:02

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Jet looks kinda like mine did, except mine had some weird ancestry (I think part maine coon) cause he had a rounder/wider head. I'll post a pic of mine once I can handle it. What cat breeds have silky-soft fur?

Bengals are known for it, my Scoops is incredibly soft and silky.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 22:24

Safari Disco Lion: Jul 21, 2011; Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

HopperUK posted:

My cat is a burmilla and she's amazingly soft. Also, old and cross.

Cute pose + looks super soft and fuzzy + pink belly + grumpy face? I am already a big fan of this cat.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 22:39

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/2TBFj3Y.gifv

Sininu has a new favorite as of 23:26 on Mar 3, 2017

# ? Mar 3, 2017 23:15

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/moshboy/status/790780715386359808

# ? Mar 4, 2017 00:05

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Safari Disco Lion posted:

Cute pose + looks super soft and fuzzy + pink belly + grumpy face? I am already a big fan of this cat.

For you!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 01:50

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Jet looks kinda like mine did, except mine had some weird ancestry (I think part Maine Coon) cause he had a rounder/wider head. I'll post a pic of mine once I can handle it. What cat breeds have silky-soft fur?

My idiot is an American Bombay and is a ridiculously soft shart-hair that sheds more than my mom's Maine Coon.

He is also a snuggle fiend and loves having his belly and paws played with.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 03:20

EoRaptor: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Best in 4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfY1ZJaNcK8

# ? Mar 4, 2017 03:36

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=393jPL8fkxc

this video is great, nice twist on the formula

# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:19

littlebluellama: Jun 18, 2013; I am kind, brave and deserve love.

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

My idiot is an American Bombay and is a ridiculously soft shart-hair that sheds more than my mom's Maine Coon.

He is also a snuggle fiend and loves having his belly and paws played with.

Maybe you should change his diet.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:27

Casu Marzu: Oct 20, 2008

He whines and howls all night long if I don't hold him like this for at least 15 minutes every night. :negative:

# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:47

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Casu Marzu posted:

He whines and howls all night long if I don't hold him like this for at least 15 minutes every night.

I fail to see the problem here.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:49

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Why is this corn dog screaming?

# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:58

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

I love this thread so very, very much.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 05:07

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

EoRaptor posted:

Best in 4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfY1ZJaNcK8

Finally a reason to upgrade to 4K!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:30

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Bismuth posted:

Why is this corn dog screaming?

You shouldn't make light of someone who is obviously battered.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:46

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/Af55OwG.gifv

# ? Mar 4, 2017 15:37

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Sleepy skycat

# ? Mar 4, 2017 19:20