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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

hakimashou posted:

How does that help people who don't want to be drug addicted anymore spangly?

Giving people drugs while you perform therapy helps people off drugs forever. In Switzerland the average addiction time, once in therapy, is two years. During this time the addict can maintain a normal life, plateaus their use, and then is able to permanently quit drugs.

Again, this is not complicated. You fix the underlying cause first, and then the addiction takes care of itself. This is medical science, not conjecture.

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
you should just take LSD instead

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

We grow more of our own food than we have at any point since before we had an empire. If we weren't so enamoured with out-of-season fruit and veg and foods that can't grow here we'd be very close to self-sufficiency. All while employing less people in agriculture than we do as estate agents. Efficiency is not a problem in UK agriculture. Paying what it actually costs to grow food here *will* be a problem once we leave the EU.

e: Incidentally farm-gate prices for most cereals are considerably higher than for opium poppies, FWIW.

You see the odd article about this (usually in the Guardian), but I always feel like the cause and effect is a bit backwards, or at least muddled. It surely comes from a place of ignorance rather than "demand" in the everyday sense - I don't really buy strawberries, so I couldn't really tell you when they're in season (I'm guessing not January), but if you can walk into Asda and find them any time, then you'll probably get some if you fancy them. And if Asda decided to stop selling out of season strawberries, but Tesco didn't, then people would still buy them, leading Asda to conclude there was a "demand" in the economic sense.

It's the same logic used in the excuses around the horsemeat scandal - "customers demand low prices for meat, so we had to". Translation: customers want food to be as cheap as possible, but don't really know what "possible" is (i.e. what's the lowest price a burger can be while still being 100% beef), so you cheated and sold them cheaper than possible, and people weren't able to go "hang on a minute, these burgers are cheaper than possible, I'm not touching them".

I think my main point in this rambling is companies conflate "demand" (if it exists, it sells) with "demanding" (if it doesn't exist, people will write in and complain) .

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
it boggles my mind that we live in a world where this is a thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU6gRfKMjF0

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Spangly A posted:

Giving people drugs while you perform therapy helps people off drugs forever. In Switzerland the average addiction time, once in therapy, is two years. During this time the addict can maintain a normal life, plateaus their use, and then is able to permanently quit drugs.

Again, this is not complicated. You fix the underlying cause first, and then the addiction takes care of itself. This is medical science, not conjecture.

I sincerely hope that works for people.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I always thought horse would be more expensive than beef because it's a 'fringe' meat like venison.

When I googled it, all the organic results were about the 2013 scandal, and all the paid results were specialist butchers.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Guavanaut posted:

I always thought horse would be more expensive than beef because it's a 'fringe' meat like venison.

When I googled it, all the organic results were about the 2013 scandal, and all the paid results were specialist butchers.

horse is great for you, only meat that provides vitamin c. Won Napoleon a war, too.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

JFairfax posted:

it boggles my mind that we live in a world where this is a thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU6gRfKMjF0

After we leave the EU and ditch all of our food safety standards, look out for these on shelves near you.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
In heaven dragon meat, on earth donkey meat.

When the Chinese are right, they are right.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Spangly A posted:

horse is great for you, only meat that provides vitamin c. Won Napoleon a war, too.

The big problem isn't the specific meat, but that it wasn't as advertised, implying that the usual checks to confirm the batch was not literal poison were not performed.

Properly certified rat meat, for instance, is fine. Rat meat that's supposed to be beef, though, is not.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Darth Walrus posted:

The big problem isn't the specific meat, but that it wasn't as advertised, implying that the usual checks to confirm the batch was not literal poison were not performed.

Properly certified rat meat, for instance, is fine. Rat meat that's supposed to be beef, though, is not.

No I got that, I just remember when they traced the meat back to attempt to blame Eastern Europeans, then found that they'd properly certified the meat and it was the import company who had suddenly "made an honest mistake"

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/gg4gorton/status/837961127137017856

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Darth Walrus posted:

The big problem isn't the specific meat, but that it wasn't as advertised, implying that the usual checks to confirm the batch was not literal poison were not performed.

Properly certified rat meat, for instance, is fine. Rat meat that's supposed to be beef, though, is not.
There was a pork scandal at the same time as the horse scandal, where food that was labelled kosher or halal contained amounts of pork due to lax checks.

Strangely this never got the same amount of press as the horse one.

I agree that in principle the key issue is that someone lied about the composition of food and that's a bad thing, but the public side of the scandal was 100% a cultural thing.

jabby posted:

After we leave the EU and ditch all of our food safety standards, look out for these on shelves near you.
What I've always wondered is why the EU are literal internet conspiracy theorists when it comes to GMOs and fluoride.

Is there an EU regulation for chemtrails?

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Guavanaut posted:

There was a pork scandal at the same time as the horse scandal, where food that was labelled kosher or halal contained amounts of pork due to lax checks.

Strangely this never got the same amount of press as the horse one.

I agree that in principle the key issue is that someone lied about the composition of food and that's a bad thing, but the public side of the scandal was 100% a cultural thing.

What I've always wondered is why the EU are literal internet conspiracy theorists when it comes to GMOs and fluoride.

Is there an EU regulation for chemtrails?

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

JFairfax posted:

it boggles my mind that we live in a world where this is a thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU6gRfKMjF0

The existence of poorly-made fake videos boggles your mind?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Poor Gerald is spinning in his grave at the idea of being replaced by that shite.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Are fake eggs Vegan friendly?

Foxtrot_13
Oct 31, 2013
Ask me about my love of genocide denial!

Spangly A posted:

In nationalist parts of Ireland, you think that Gerry Adams killing brits would play badly?

In the hard core republican bits no. But the moderates who want to put that time behind them?

Sinn Fein has spent 20 years trying to position themselves as a real political party on both sides of the border and not just a mouth piece for the IRA.

What do you think it will do to Sinn Fein in the Republic when Jerry Adams goes on the record about how he ordered the murder of people? The other political parties on the Republic would crucify Sinn Fein at every opportunity for every MLA still sitting who has blood on their hands.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

hakimashou posted:

It's no way to live. Drug addiction seriously compromises your free will and makes you less human. A cure for drug addiction would be one of the most beneficial of all medical discoveries.

This but wage labour, tbh.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

hakimashou posted:

I sincerely hope that works for people.
It does work you twat, i assume you have access to the internet seeing as you are able to post, use that magic google thing. On the other hand we could stick people in jail for 25 years instead, thats productive isnt it.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I think we should only jail junkies if they commit a crime.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Pissflaps posted:

I think we should only jail junkies if they commit a crime.
nail on the head

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

hakimashou posted:

The picturesque countryside is one of the last good things your benighted isles have left...


forkboy84 posted:

I kind of enjoy the stark, barren wasteland nature of the Highlands. It's pretty.

I don't find eroded, ecologically devastated hillsides particularly pretty or picturesque myself. I think they'd be much nicer covered in forests, like they're supposed to be. There's a huge nature reserve in Scotland that they've replanted with native species, then just left it alone to do its own thing. I'd like to see more of that.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Such as possession?

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

hakimashou posted:

I sincerely hope that works for people.

It does. Treatment with a substitute and therapy is proven as an effective treatment. It's medical science.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Such as possession?
I think he means crimes that harm other people. Like land monopoly.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

OwlFancier posted:

Such as possession?

I see smackheads popping into boots for methadone so it's possible to be a junky without possessing heroin.

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Don't recall seeing this mentioned here the past few days: the govt are now definitely pushing ahead with stripping housing benefits from 18-21 year olds, which will begin in April. As I recall this was suggested by Gideon in 2015, but fell by the wayside.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/mar/03/charities-dismayed-as-housing-benefit-cut-goes-ahead

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Looks like the wheels have been slowly grinding away on the Tories' 2015 campaign financing shenanigasn:

https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/837966724792205312/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I wonder if that would be the sort of event that could prompt a general election.

Secure a personal mandate for May and her vision for Brexit, increase her parliamentary majority, obscure the reasons for elections in those specific seats and it's probably also a good way of getting around the fixed term parliament act.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pistol_Pete posted:

I don't find eroded, ecologically devastated hillsides particularly pretty or picturesque myself. I think they'd be much nicer covered in forests, like they're supposed to be. There's a huge nature reserve in Scotland that they've replanted with native species, then just left it alone to do its own thing. I'd like to see more of that.

So long as that's actually what they do, that'd be OK. Although retain some rolling, heather covered hillside. There's just something about it that I find very moving any time I travel up or down the root from Inverness to the south.

My fear is that a lot of it ends up covered in quick growing wood for the purpose of being cut down, which is what's already happened to a reasonable amount of the Scottish Highlands. And that's boring as gently caress. But actual native species, Scots Pine & the like, regrowing the Caledonian Forest, I can get behind that.

LemonDrizzle posted:

Looks like the wheels have been slowly grinding away on the Tories' 2015 campaign financing shenanigasn:

https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/837966724792205312/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Not like there's much chance they'll lose the by-elections is it?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Only if any of them are in strong Remain areas.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

If they were uncertain enough to need to commit electoral fraud to get a win and have to campaign as the people who cheated last time then I can see them taking a big hit.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Foxtrot_13 posted:


What do you think it will do to Sinn Fein in the Republic when Jerry Adams goes on the record about how he ordered the murder of people? The other political parties on the Republic would crucify Sinn Fein at every opportunity for every MLA still sitting who has blood on their hands.

I already mentioned this but perhaps you forget that it's not IRA that were the apartheid state, and it's not them that would be facing truth and reconciliation. Your metaphor doesn't work because you, bizarely, seem to think that Umkomto would've been the bad guys. Guillotine.

Pissflaps posted:

I see smackheads popping into boots for methadone so it's possible to be a junky without possessing heroin.

Methadone isn't totally worthless but it doesn't work the way it was thought to, and is less effective as a treatment as such. It doesn't properly block opiod receptors to stop topping-up with other drugs, but given that forced withdrawal is the tactic of failure, it may actually be *more* effective than originally designed.

Kind of like how Tramadol was supposed to be a safe and non-addictive opiod aganist and now it's a class A drug, because pharma companies are dishonest shits when they're protecting their investment. Guillotine.


Tigey posted:

Don't recall seeing this mentioned here the past few days: the govt are now definitely pushing ahead with stripping housing benefits from 18-21 year olds, which will begin in April. As I recall this was suggested by Gideon in 2015, but fell by the wayside.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/mar/03/charities-dismayed-as-housing-benefit-cut-goes-ahead

this is necessary because economic protections for young people seriously harm Army recruitment. Economic circumstances force young people into the military and, despite being constantly criticised for it, the army give no shits about taking the vulnerable and sending them to die. Less unemployment, less angry young people, more skulls for the skull throne.

Guillotine everything.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

namesake posted:

If they were uncertain enough to need to commit electoral fraud to get a win and have to campaign as the people who cheated last time then I can see them taking a big hit.

I think they'd hold each seat with an increased majority. Nobody is going to give a poo poo about the technicalities of the fraud.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Pissflaps posted:

I think they'd hold each seat with an increased majority. Nobody is going to give a poo poo about the technicalities of the fraud.

They should be banned from running (and guillotined). They've committed fraud. Allowing them to cry foul for committing fraud is nonsense; they should lose the seat.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Namtab posted:

It does. Treatment with a substitute and therapy is proven as an effective treatment. It's medical science.
It's not like this is recent knowledge either. Missionaries in China in the 1910s treated opium addicts by giving them free morphine pills and a chat. This was later looked at sneeringly by the drug warriors, like "dumb Christians didn't they know that morphine is the active addictive agent in opium so they were treating opium addicts with more opium lol".

The bit they usually leave out is that in many many cases it worked.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

LemonDrizzle posted:

Looks like the wheels have been slowly grinding away on the Tories' 2015 campaign financing shenanigasn:

https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/837966724792205312/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
There are probably better things to nail the Tories on than hotel spending.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

jBrereton posted:

There are probably better things to nail the Tories on than hotel spending.

Just as there were better things to nail Al Capone on than tax evasion.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

jBrereton posted:

There are probably better things to nail the Tories on than hotel spending.

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