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Flesh Forge posted:Bad (or sick) guy!! 
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New Republic has week six in review, with this gem:quote:Things were going so well, that the Trump administration decided to wait to implement a new travel ban because it would make people mad again and they needed this moment because it’s all that Donald Trump cares about in the world. “For once, we had the wind at our sails. We decided not to poo poo on ourselves,” said one Trump aide. https://newrepublic.com/article/141104/just-happened-review-president-trumps-sixth-week
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I haven't been following Trump for two weeks. Did this really happen?? LMAO
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:I haven't been following Trump for two weeks. Did this really happen?? LMAO no
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:I haven't been following Trump for two weeks. Did this really happen?? LMAO That's a fake account "Trunp"
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Kumo posted:New Republic has week six in review, with this gem: imagine that aide's face when they woke up this morning and checked their boss's twitter lol
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:I haven't been following Trump for two weeks. Did this really happen?? LMAO If it were true, it'd be a non zero possibility he was asking this literally, not recalling if he was shrunk temporarily at some point.
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Shoot. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Back on track: Trumps paranoia about wiretapping reminds me of the Telltale Heart, which makes me think he has something under the floor boards he's worried about. Warm und Fuzzy fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Mar 4, 2017 16:40
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Mr.Tophat posted:Trump does all side missions and crafting quests before doing the main quest, he's a completionist He's the one to make his own quests because he doesn't like the ones the game gave him
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/838016045222854656 He is just pumping them out like hotcakes today loving lol
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lol https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/838037995248824320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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MiracleFlare posted:That six-tweet meltdown made me lol hard enough to feel energized to do morning errands, thanks Please Mr Trump we are tired of all this winning
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Mar 4, 2017 17:03
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lol at the doubled at the doubled p in "tapp"
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I admit it, I thought we might be living in a post-LOL America. I'm sorry I ever lost faith in our President.
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The president of the United States eats his $54 steak with ketchup.We already knew that Donald Trump likes his steaks well done. (“It would rock on the plate, it was so well done,” his longtime butler at Mar-a-Lago revealed.) But Benny Johnson at Independent Journal Review has discovered that Trump regularly commits an even greater culinary crime: He eats his desiccated steaks with ketchup. According to an anonymous waiter at BLT Steakhouse at the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., Trump on Saturday night “ordered a well-done steak. An aged New York strip. He ate it with catsup as he always does.”
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Coral Reefer posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/838016045222854656 Lol the president is spending his morning fighting about TV
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Shoot. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. what do you mean paranoia? where do you think the leaked calls are coming from?
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etalian posted:The president of the United States eats his $54 steak with ketchup.We already knew that Donald Trump likes his steaks well done. (“It would rock on the plate, it was so well done,” his longtime butler at Mar-a-Lago revealed.) Honestly we should have seen this one coming since this dude ate pizza with Sarah Palin with a loving knife and fork.
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The Brown Menace posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM AN APP OPEN ON MY PHONE. IT’S TWITTER AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START MAKING THE TWEETS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, OLD BITCH. I MAKE EVERY TWEET AND I MAKE EVERY TWEET HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CNN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP SPELLING. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY WON THE STATES' MOST CONTENTIOUS ELECTION BY A LANDSLIDE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN THE FAKE MEDIA AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN THE FAKE MEDIA CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE WINGED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY OVAL OFFICE LESS LONELY BY TWEETING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng Just bringing back this vintage (or retro) lol from less than a month ago
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So was Trump told that he couldn't make a company use US steel or did the company just say they weren't going to do it?
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Professor Shark posted:So was Trump told that he couldn't make a company use US steel or did the company just say they weren't going to do it? I know the Keystone pipeline already had their steel imported and just lying there so everyone was like "eh, it's already here, might as well use it" so Keystone got an exemption.
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Dizz posted:He's the one to make his own quests because he doesn't like the ones the game gave him He also starts every game with a small cash injection of a million smheckles If the game does not allow him to do this, he doesn't understand how he could reasonably progress in such a climate and calls the game 'sad' He also a knows a guy in Valve who is working on some top rate stuff, just great, truly outstanding
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The Archaic posted:Honestly we should have seen this one coming since this dude ate pizza with Sarah Palin with a loving knife and fork. Italians do that 
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When Trump gets impeached, Arnold will deliver the news by interrupting the president's daily ritual of watching television by cutting to a bunch of barbarians comparing what is best in life, and Arnold telling them no, firing Donald Trump is the best thing in life, and will look straight at the camera and say, "you're fired."
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The Trump biopic 30 years from now should basically be evil Forrest Gump. Trump succeeds despite having no real abilities or any redeemable qualities. Bumbles way into billions and eventually the White House.
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Mr.Tophat posted:When Trump gets impeached, Arnold will deliver the news by interrupting the president's daily ritual of watching television by cutting to a bunch of barbarians comparing what is best in life, and Arnold telling them no, firing Donald Trump is the best thing in life, and will look straight at the camera and say, "you're fired." And then fire a missile with Trump dangling from it through a building into a helicopter full of terrorists.
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Kuato posted:The Trump biopic 30 years from now should basically be evil Forrest Gump. Trump succeeds despite having no real abilities or any redeemable qualities. Bumbles way into billions and eventually the White House. Forrest Trump
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Elman posted:Italians do that But americans don't 
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The president of the United States is literally insane lmbo Can you imagine if Obama had talked about a tv host lol
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Lifeglug posted:that is a healthy morning lol Your avatar reminds me that never has Chris Morris been more important and necessary. Ooh, astonishing sod ape!
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I woke up this morning, Obama wiretap showed up on my preditlctive Twitter search, swiped through President Trump's Kenya Nixon tweet and a bunch of literal anime maga men in lockstep saying Obama raped and treasoned trump tower in 1990.
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I laugh on the inside at Saturday morning cartoons. Make Mobius great again, Robotnik!
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Back on track: Trumps paranoia about wiretapping reminds me of the Telltale Heart, which makes me think he has something under the floor boards he's worried about. No puppet! No puppet! You're the puppet! Whoa, sorry about that. I just suddenly have these attacks where I shout that and I just don't know why....
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lol "Bad (or sick) guy" made me think of Gingrich. Donald J Trump -- primary mission Advocate of civilization Definer of civilization Teacher of the Rules of Civilization Arouser of those who Fan Civilization Organizer of the pro-civilization activists Leader (Possibly) of the civilizing forces
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https://twitter.com/aedison/status/837682666338201601 what happens when you run out of things to virtue signal
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Looke posted:
I literally could not stop laughing when i asked my friend to show me the tweets thank god for emperor trump of lols, retard piss baby III edit: and the loving timestamps he's losing his poo poo
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Kuato posted:If it were true, it'd be a non zero possibility he was asking this literally, not recalling if he was shrunk temporarily at some point. .... By Obama
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I love that the President of the United States cannot spell, it's very Progressive (and good)!
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