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a bone to pick posted:I also have all those games except watch dogs 2 and there's no stuttering whatsoever, I'm sorry for your dual-core gateway PC. After people bitched about that No Man's Sky game needing SSE 4.1 (which has been on processors since 2007) you realize that most people who complain about every game being "unoptimized" are trying to play modern titles on a Pentium 3.
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Rutibex posted:no bluetooth? did nintendo invent their own proprietary wireless standard for these joycons, or are they just no letting you use the features of the Android tablet you bought? I was talking about audio. Try to follow along. Also I didn't buy it.
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Rutibex posted:no bluetooth? did nintendo invent their own proprietary wireless standard for these joycons, or are they just no letting you use the features of the Android tablet you bought? Guessing from the desyncing and other issues, their wireless technology is mostly prayer based.
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steinrokkan posted:Guessing from the desyncing and other issues, their wireless technology is mostly prayer based. The first Amish-enabled video game console Runs on horse farts and prayer!
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I haven't been following the news, is the Nintendo Switch still a stupid and bad idea and does it still have no games?
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uber_stoat posted:I haven't been following the news, is the Nintendo Switch still a stupid and bad idea and does it still have no games? Probably and yes.
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Mar 4, 2017 17:35
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uber_stoat posted:I haven't been following the news, is the Nintendo Switch still a stupid and bad idea and does it still have no games? It has The legend of Zelda which is the greatest game ever, an Ethalon of entertainment
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Mar 4, 2017 18:03
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this thread is an ethalon of retardation
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Mar 4, 2017 18:14
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Well it does have Breath of the Wild on it, so I'll give it that. Other than that there isn't much going for it.
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If Horizon and Zelda switched title names, Horizon would have 10s across the board and Zelda would be getting 8s.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:If Horizon and Zelda switched title names, Horizon would have 10s across the board and Zelda would be getting 8s. Thats true but Horizon is definitely a 10. I've been watching a playthrough of it and its sick. Sucks becuase I'm spoiling it, but its not like I'm gonna get a PS4 Im an XBOX dude.
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Mar 4, 2017 18:23
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check out these scenes from the next legend of zelda
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REALTHEWILL posted:Thats true but Horizon is definitely a 10. I've been watching a playthrough of it and its sick. Sucks becuase I'm spoiling it, but its not like I'm gonna get a PS4 Im an XBOX dude. you're all kinds of hosed up in the head aint ya?
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a bone to pick posted:you're all kinds of hosed up in the head aint ya? He's an Ethalon of head trauma
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Mar 4, 2017 18:41
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Mar 4, 2017 18:50
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I use my pc for minesweeper only
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Woof Blitzer posted:I use my pc for minesweeper only Same but my Nintendo Switch.
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I will not switch (from watching video games to playing video games, because watching them is vastly superior in both entertainment and satisfaction).
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Mar 4, 2017 22:07
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450 bucks huh???? guess u gotta be Nintendo Rich
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I AM THE TOILET posted:450 bucks huh???? guess u gotta be Nintendo Rich Got a quarter charge - in my new Nintendo Switch But that's alright, cause I'm gon' play Got everythang - in my momma name But I'm Nintendo Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah
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Seems like a lot of goons are very poor, maybe you should educate yourselves and get a better job so you can buy nintendo childs toy
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we cant leave the house and mom takes half of our disability cheque, rear end in a top hat
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rear end cobra posted:Seems like a lot of goons are very poor, maybe you should educate yourselves and get a better job so you can buy nintendo childs toy Can't hear you over the robot dinosaur death and female barbarian grunt sounds coming from my piece of plastic. I can hear horse burn and young boy grunts from yours.
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I posted itt and my post was deleted, neat.
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pants in my pants posted:I posted itt and my post was deleted, neat. a post so lovely that the forums became self-aware and deleted it
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rear end cobra posted:Seems like a lot of goons are very poor, maybe you should educate yourselves and get a better job so you can buy nintendo childs toy all video games are for poor people. if you have money you can buy much more fun things, like land or exotic vacations
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I called goons manchildren I guess that hit a little too close "2" home.
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A friend with no impulse control picked up a switch and confirmed the joy cons are garbage meant for Japanese preteens. But that's okay since the pro controller for 70 bucks is available now! No, you can't use the pro controller from the Wii U, the colors wouldn't match properly.
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I like this scam nintendo has been pulling off since the n64: ship with a lovely controller so you have to spend more money on a better one. gamecube did nothing wrong tho
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Mar 4, 2017 23:45
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It's pretty funny that Nintendo, the champion of "games to play with your friends", made two consoles in a row that only come with a single controller
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Mar 4, 2017 23:58
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nintendo is owned by sony so its win win
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abigserve posted:It's pretty funny that Nintendo, the champion of "games to play with your friends", made two consoles in a row that only come with a single controller Nintendo is the ethalon of "Games you play with your friends"
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Nuts and Gum posted:A friend with no impulse control picked up a switch and confirmed the joy cons are garbage meant for Japanese preteens. But that's okay since the pro controller for 70 bucks is available now! They're great attached to the Switch, but I don't really like them on their own either. Didn't try the grip yet, I bought a Pro controller.
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Nuts and Gum posted:No, you can't use the pro controller from the Wii U, the colors wouldn't match properly. Haha what the gently caress
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I'm the company that designed both the hardware and software and somehow ended up with the software I designed doesn't run right on the hardware I also designed.
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Now that they are selling a pro controller that works, will they also be releasing a pro console that can play the games?
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In 2 years they'll probably build a Switch with a better GPU and a less retarded design. There should be some retail games for it besides Bomberman and Let's Dance by then too.
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a bone to pick posted:I also have all those games except watch dogs 2 and there's no stuttering whatsoever, I'm sorry for your dual-core gateway PC. The_Franz posted:After people bitched about that No Man's Sky game needing SSE 4.1 (which has been on processors since 2007) you realize that most people who complain about every game being "unoptimized" are trying to play modern titles on a Pentium 3. I have some sort of i7 processor and a gtx 970. *shrug* Maybe it's my paltry 8 gigs of ram that's causing the stuttering.
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Honestly new Zelda is maybe a 7-8/10. Goons losing their minds over how amazing it is. A lot of the realism Skyrim whatever aspects like weather/temp affecting you and weapon durability are annoying as gently caress. I guess I prefer a more linear Zelda too. That's disregarding the poo poo graphics and fps Still gonna give it an honest go and maybe it'll pick up idk
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Honestly new Zelda is maybe a 7-8/10. Goons losing their minds over how amazing it is. A lot of the realism Skyrim whatever aspects like weather/temp affecting you and weapon durability are annoying as gently caress. I guess I prefer a more linear Zelda too. That's disregarding the poo poo graphics and fps Breath of the Wild owns and you are dumb.
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