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What an absurd cartoon. Trump's never at the White House on weekends. 
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Mar 4, 2017 22:22
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"He's ALWAYS here! I once took a poo poo and the toilet clogged - and, lemme tell you folks, No one else's poop clogs toilets as rarely as mine do. Just the best stool. And when I looked for the plunger, I couldn't find it. Looked everywhere. Whole white house. No plungers. Not even a snake! Then there's the 'tink' on the window. 'tin, tink'. I look out, there's Obama. Throwing pebbles at the window. Sitting on a mound - a MOUND - of plungers!"
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Mar 4, 2017 22:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSppQ7q0iZ0&t=42s
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Mar 4, 2017 22:30
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Barack is using his Kenyan communist powers to undermine the president!!
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Mar 4, 2017 22:39
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https://twitter.com/sparksjls/status/838139185525587968 Looks like we might be in for some fun in two days
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Mar 4, 2017 22:48
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angerbeet posted:Barack is using his Kenyan communist powers to undermine the president!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(medicine) Kenyan witch doctors are working round the clock to sap our President's masculinity!
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Mar 4, 2017 22:50
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proof of concept posted:https://twitter.com/sparksjls/status/838139185525587968 Looks like they updated the story to say "some" DHS employees. Still, should be good for some lols
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proof of concept posted:https://twitter.com/sparksjls/status/838139185525587968 Haha looks like there's about *checks article quickly* two hundred thousand retard masturbators working from home
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Mar 4, 2017 23:06
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LOL that loving smile If he's making a What About Bob? reference then he's portraying Trump as becoming irrationally unhinged and increasingly hostile towards a well-meaning man who is helping his family and the people in his community while on vacation. He eventually goes over the edge (largely due to his inflated ego) and tries to have him committed before trying to murder him (both fail).
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Mar 4, 2017 23:07
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Minimalist Program posted:Haha looks like there's about *checks article quickly* two hundred thousand retard masturbators working from home upgrading my lol to a lmbo
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Mar 4, 2017 23:09
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Minimalist Program posted:Haha looks like there's about *checks article quickly* two hundred thousand retard masturbators working from home
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Mar 4, 2017 23:12
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LOLquote:Mr. Trump was said to be frustrated about the decision by Jeff Sessions, his attorney general, to recuse himself from participating in any investigations of connections between the Trump campaign and Russia. Mr. Trump has said there were no such connections. Mr. Trump, who did not learn that Mr. Sessions was recusing himself until after the decision was made, told aides that it gave an opening to his critics on the Russia issue.
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Mar 4, 2017 23:27
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Trump has the preservation instincts of a lemming (from 1990s smash hit video game "lemmings")
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Mar 4, 2017 23:38
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honey is this too subtle? yeah you're right i should draw the handsome black guy like an actual chimp and knock four decades of botched surgery off whitey.
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Mar 4, 2017 23:51
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For a brief moment i was very scared that Donald Trump was going to become serious for awhile to shift the narrative and make us all look stupid while he snuck through a bunch of horrific policies. But now I'm lollin and thankful that the Donnie T I know is back with a vengeance.
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Mar 4, 2017 23:58
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Minimalist Program posted:Haha looks like there's about *checks article quickly* two hundred thousand retard masturbators working from home lol btw I keep reading your name as "Minimalist Pogrom" so you should probably change it to that
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Mar 5, 2017 00:23
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why does obama have his midriff showing? the artist has colored it in so its not an accident
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Mar 5, 2017 00:29
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https://twitter.com/BrendanNyhan/status/838164212245479424 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaC0vNLdLvY
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Mar 5, 2017 00:29
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I feel as if Trump needs to get the Karl Pilkington treatment to really broaden his worldview. I wouldn't mind some of my taxes going towards another season of Idiot Abroad, basically.
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Mar 5, 2017 00:32
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https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/838102754971238401?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw lool
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Mar 5, 2017 00:43
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https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/838168420701114368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Mar 5, 2017 00:44
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https://twitter.com/costareports/status/838166191529132032 https://twitter.com/costareports/status/838166466553917440 https://twitter.com/costareports/status/838166825707925504 That song I linked a few posts back that they used so much in the old looney tunes stuff is the theme song for the trump administration lol
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Mar 5, 2017 00:46
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10 bucks said they'll just all agree to pretend like nobody ever said anything about wiretapping and act like everything's normal.
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Mar 5, 2017 00:46
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Imagine you finally make it to the White House as a staffer except instead of Obama you have Trump throwing loving barrels of poo poo at you like Donkey Kong
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Mar 5, 2017 00:56
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"All those years at law school and interning are finally paying off!" *checks twitter* "oh no... oh nooooo..."
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Mar 5, 2017 01:01
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You know, this is probably one of the dumbest tweets ever tweeted by a world leader. Trump has had some loving doozys but today is really something special in world history.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:02
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I mean working as an aide at the WH is propably stressful as hell anyway, but imagine the dread these people must feel whenever the twitter notification sound plays from their phones.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:03
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Is poo poo about to pop off? I feel like shits about to pop off. Like, moreso than usual.
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Son of Rodney posted:I mean working as an aide at the WH is propably stressful as hell anyway, but imagine the dread these people must feel whenever the twitter notification sound plays from their phones. 
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The Protagonist posted:Is poo poo about to pop off? I feel like shits about to pop off. Nah nothing of consequence will happen and we will have another 8 yeaers of powerful lols.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:14
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I'm not sure what to make of this wiretapping allegation. What's the possible outcomes? It seems all negative for Trump, so why would he even bring it up
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I'm not sure what to make of this wiretapping allegation. What's the possible outcomes? It seems all negative for Trump, so why would he even bring it up Poor impulse control.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:15
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I'm not sure what to make of this wiretapping allegation. What's the possible outcomes? It seems all negative for Trump, so why would he even bring it up In less than 3-5 days he will probably start tweeting about how he wants Obama to be arrested and PUT IN JAIL! SAD!
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Mar 5, 2017 01:16
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The should put sleeping pills in his coffee so they at least get Sunday off
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Mar 5, 2017 01:16
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Failed prez obama never delivered on birth certficate - and now wiretapping me?! Sad! Jail the obamas! Join me in florida for the saturday rally.
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Mar 5, 2017 01:18
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I kinda can't get over the fact that Trump has access to some of the best intel ressources worldwide, but he chooses to get his news from breitbart and fox news.
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Son of Rodney posted:I kinda can't get over the fact that Trump has access to some of the best intel ressources worldwide, but he chooses to get his news from breitbart and fox news. He is too dumb to understand that he can ask the NSA about things and the NSA/CIA, wisely, probably does not reeeeaally feel like letting him in on that secret.
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