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I was going to say that male fatshion is a less interesting target because the structure of men's outfits varies less than women's, but this guy happened. Serving smug wizard realness. Everyone in that post needs to trim their beards. A beard can help a fat face, but a bigger beard doesn't help more. I'm not into suspenders, but I probably wouldn't notice Business Santa at all if it weren't for the waxed mustache and novelty-size beard. If the bow tie guy in that post knocked back his beard and ditched the cap, I think it'd be an alright look. The knit bow tie isn't great, but the colors work. Short/rolled sleeves or that sort of vest help make a bow tie not scream "young Republican."
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Hjalmar posted:challenge accepted As a fat, bearded guy who regularly wears a bow tie, I gotta say that caftan is a bit much.
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There a is a nonzero chance that they are both juggalos and that they're the high school couple that is always on again/off again and has loud breakup fights in the cafeteria
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Compelling point, but who here in 2017 knows what a Kodak Moment is?
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walrusman posted:Compelling point, but who here in 2017 knows what a Kodak Moment is? No, no, no. It's a Kodiak moment. They just dig the chaw.
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twistedmentat posted:All of those outfits would work on black guys. Especially bow ties. The last guy though, I can imagine he sounds like a chip bag being opened every time he moves. my first attempts to search for men's fatshion turned up a lot of very attractive black men, so your instinct is on point
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FreudianSlippers posted:I assume anyone wearing a bowtie is either a libertarian, stripper, bartender or in the Nation of Islam. I was one of those things for a few years.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:This guy just needs to wear a shirt that fits him. And maybe get rid of the suspenders. It's hard to make clothes that fit on bodies that cannot be topologically reduced to flat panels. have you ever tried to wrap paper around something that's curved in three dimensions? Same problem
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I don't know why fat men get more leniency than fat women. I mean, I do know, but
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let's remember check our prejudices at the door when we enter this thread so we can laugh at these fat people without guilt i mean did y'all even notice that the bow-tie is made of yarn
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Pick posted:I don't know why fat men get more leniency than fat women. The internet loves making fun of women, even moreso when they're fat. Making fun of fat men just hits too close to home leave pcos bill alone
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Pick posted:I don't know why fat men get more leniency than fat women. Cause men don't have the expectation of being eye candy sex objects for anyone that passes by. You'll see men complain about "That fat women assaults my eyes!" while his fat male friend laughs with him.
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Low Desert Punk posted:The internet loves making fun of women, even moreso when they're fat. Making fun of fat men just hits too close to home Said in a thread where most content is making fun of neckbeards. Everybody hates and mocks fat male idiots, they just get called different names.
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steinrokkan posted:Said in a thread where most content is making fun of neckbeards. Fat neckbeards are mocked for bad fashion, nerdy hobbies, and bad hygiene. People don't post normal looking fat men and make fun of them just for being fat like they do with women.
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It's called a double standard, and don't knock it because we guys got the big end (heh) of the stick on that one.
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PYF AUG: my genital just got hard. Lol
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AUG thread: my genital just got hard LOL E: dammit beaten!!
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I outright refuse to believe these pictures were taken in 2017. They're like 1999.jpg. I can confirm that that "waist-high fishnet hose under regular clothes" poo poo is coming back into style, seen it a ton online lately. Also. It's "Kodak moments" as in "Kodak film," not "Kodiak bears". So they got it right. Which is confusing, considering they're like 15. Everything else could be from 1997 til yesterday, so I'm going by the weird fishnet thing.
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Aaahhhh, ohhhh, hmmmm, would, would, would, yep yep yep yep yep yep yep
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That dude has nice legs.
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Is...is that scotch tape on his tie? 
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It's the sort of frugal, common sense problem solving America needs.
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We obviously haven't been on his genital.
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Bobby Digital posted:Is...is that scotch tape on his tie? Yep, it was supposed to keep it from blowing around.
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Ularg posted:We obviously haven't been on his genital. They say it's the happiest place on Earth.
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Bobby Digital posted:Is...is that scotch tape on his tie? It's probably TopStick, a double sided tape used to adhere toupees and clothing to skin. Often used to stick fake mustaches on actors in theater. It doesn't work too well fabric-to-fabric, though.
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We Know Catheters posted:Yep, it was supposed to keep it from blowing around. There's a perfectly good loop right there.
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Bobby Digital posted:There's a perfectly good loop right there. Yeah but the thin end of the tie just barely goes through it. The tie loop can only do so much.
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Mar 5, 2017 00:06
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Those 'book-shelves' are horrible both as an idea and in execution.
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Pick posted:I don't know why fat men get more leniency than fat women. Fat guys tend to acknowledge being "the fat guy" and tend to own up to being a lazy piece of poo poo and knowing that they could fix it if they tried, since they have the benefit of being full of testosterone and thus fat loss comes easier to them. Women seem to associate their weight with their identity more and more the bigger they get, and thus tend to bristle more at the notion that something could be done about their weight. A common complaint is women who see their fat boyfriends start working out and watching the weight melt off and the muscle pile on while they work their rear end off and all they get for their trouble is smaller boobs and a belly that looks a little deflated. Being fat also tends to emphasize feminine features ("curviness," wide hips, tig ol' bitties) and plays into the identity thing for women moreso than men. There's also the social stereotypes that The Fat Guy can be funny or pleasant to be around so long as he's reasonably clean, while The Fat Chick is a horny bitch. This is all bullshit based on nothing though so feel free to disagree or expound at your leisure
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What the gently caress is a Butter Babe
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Howdy, I'm here to ruin your day some more. I know it's like 4-5 pages ago, and he's been posted multiple timea, but bad-teeth dvd guy is even worse. As was said before, he was charged and convicted for molesting his little sister. But here's where it gets good. To prove to people on the internet (he was also going to use the video as proof in court I believe) that he was innocent, he recorded himself  talking about how he was only into scat and mainly his own scat. Thus obviously he couldn't have raped her because there was no scat, and certainly not his. He decided to prove his point by making GBS threads into his own hand and loving his poo poo and jacking his poo poo. Hope I made your day a bit brighter, folks!
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Shugojin posted:Yeah but the thin end of the tie just barely goes through it. The tie loop can only do so much. If only there were some piece of technology that were specifically designed for this purpoh wait it's a loving tie bar
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Munchables posted:Howdy, I'm here to ruin your day some more. I know it's like 4-5 pages ago, and he's been posted multiple timea, but bad-teeth dvd guy is even worse. As was said before, he was charged and convicted for molesting his little sister. But here's where it gets good. To prove to people on the internet (he was also going to use the video as proof in court I believe) that he was innocent, he recorded himself It's pretty much universal if someone has hosed up teeth they are a poo poo tier person. Just look at the British .
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Munchables posted:Howdy, I'm here to ruin your day some more. I know it's like 4-5 pages ago, and he's been posted multiple timea, but bad-teeth dvd guy is even worse. As was said before, he was charged and convicted for molesting his little sister. But here's where it gets good. To prove to people on the internet (he was also going to use the video as proof in court I believe) that he was innocent, he recorded himself same
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