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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I'd bet they're going to try and ride out the weekend and then make Monday all about "security" with the ban and hope everyone just forgets this.

Of course the reality is there's no plan because this is all a result of the crazy POTUS shaking his babysitters and tweeting a scandal.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




etalian posted:

Flynn now Sessions, I wonder whom will be next for resignation?

our only hint is that ghrir name will have a doubled consonant

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


usbombshell posted:

Here's the dork in the tactical kilt getting kicked about.

https://twitter.com/aletweetsnews/status/838165856798519296

Edit: Does he pick up a loving Mountain Dew at one point?

:911:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/epicsciencefax/status/838225172360544257

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I liked my venue reference

gently caress al of you

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I think boomers are horrible because they never had to go through a experience like the Great Depression or 2008 global crash.

They are also FYGM personified for how they voted themselves lots of benefits and expect future generations down the road to pick up their tab.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


usbombshell posted:

He's just doing this to get Trump's attention. ;-*

https://twitter.com/tmopho/status/838179592066088960

:perfect:

speng31b
May 8, 2010


I don't understand Alex Jones's body I mean he's fat and weird but his head is like 2x as fat as even the other fat parts of him

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i'm still hoping for spicey to haul out the ol' bunny suit and make the easter egg roll happen on his own

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


at least he was smart enough to wear brown parts to the rally

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

speng31b posted:

I don't understand Alex Jones's body I mean he's fat and weird but his head is like 2x as fat as even the other fat parts of him

Steroids, red meat, brown alcohol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

our only hint is that ghrir name will have a doubled consonant

congratulations kenn starr

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The alt right has the most powerful strong white men in America

*Goes to Trump rally on the best coast and gets beat up by left wing manlets*

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Maybe obama wife tapped trump

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

speng31b posted:

I don't understand Alex Jones's body I mean he's fat and weird but his head is like 2x as fat as even the other fat parts of him

Me neither. His head fatness is how Bill Bur describes guys who drink too much, and he didn't have it at all when he was young:

Jewel Repetition fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Mar 5, 2017

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

I liked my venue reference

gently caress al of you

gently caress you too

but for no reason in particular

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



everything you need to know about Alex Jones that explains why he is the person he is now is that he used to put his obsessive and insane energies to bodybuilding

mastajake
Oct 3, 2005

My blade is unBENDING!

etalian posted:

Flynn now Sessions, I wonder whom will be next for resignation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg9EuFmo-VU

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



etalian posted:

The alt right has the most powerful strong white men in America

*Goes to Trump rally on the best coast and gets beat up by left wing manlets*

takes a utilikilt full of pepper spray and a shield and a bunch of hockey pads and a motorcycle helmet too lmaoooo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

everything you need to know about Alex Jones that explains why he is the person he is now is that he used to put his obsessive and insane energies to bodybuilding

*dbz yelling but for channeling my inner energy*

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

A jolt went up my spine for no reason whatsoever and I now realize, once again, Donald Trump has listened to Alex Jones and taken him at his word in all seriousness.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


deus ex is cspam as gently caress

quote:

Leo Gold: Don’t believe me? It’s all in the numbers. For a hundred years, there’s been a conspiracy of plutocrats against ordinary people.
JC Denton: Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Leo Gold: Number one: In 1945, corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5 percent. Number two: in 1900, 90 percent of Americans were self-employed; now it’s about two percent.
JC Denton: So?
Leo Gold: It’s called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time.
JC Denton: I guarantee you that the interrogation staff at UNATCO will not be as forbearing as I am.
Leo Gold: Yeah, the secret police. You’re just bullies for a completely illegitimate government in Washington.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i choose to believe that guy did not pee his pants but rather filled his fanny pack with pig blood

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_5VtoysNFs

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Epic High Five posted:

https://medium.com/@willsommer/the-fratty-proud-boys-are-the-alt-rights-weirdest-new-phenomenon-7572b31e50f2

lol the Proud Boys are apparently McInnes' little subset of loyalists in the alt-right

They're nofappers who very specifically advertise themselves as toughs who exist to rough up antifas

:lol:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/status/838188398460473345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr3ngmRuGUc

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Let me sweep my rusty bones away into the dustbin of history

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Office Pig posted:

A jolt went up my spine for no reason whatsoever and I now realize, once again, Donald Trump has listened to Alex Jones and taken him at his word in all seriousness.

I could see Trump stumbling on some old stuff on YouTube and tweeting in the middle of the night about rooting out the lizard people in the government and Alex starting to realize the act has gone a little too far

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



Helicopter died on the way back to his home planet

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


quote:

JC Denton: I don't see anything amusing about spying on people.
Morpheus: Human beings feel pleasure when they are watched. I have recorded their smiles as I tell them who they are.
JC Denton: Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance.
Morpheus: The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.
JC Denton: Electronic surveillance hardly inspires reverence. Perhaps fear and obedience, but not reverence.
Morpheus: God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgement and punishment. Other sentiments towards them were secondary.
JC Denton: No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera.
Morpheus: The human organism always worships. First, it was the gods, then it was fame (the observation and judgement of others), next it will be self-aware systems you have built to realize truly omnipresent observation and judgment.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



https://twitter.com/cyberpupk/status/831294024023674881

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

SKULL.GIF posted:

deus ex is cspam as gently caress

ya we quoted this in november :hai:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aIXwMc20TE

no doubt felt

calm fam

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Written by a venture capitalist lol

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Me neither. His head fatness is how Bill Bur describes guys who drink too much, and he didn't have it at all when he was young:



holy poo poo he's aged terribly

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot
http://www.cnet.com/news/trump-women-in-stem-tech-laws/

As the proud husband of a STEM Lady, this is a straight-up Good Thing and I applaud President Trump for it.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

deus ex is cspam as gently caress

"I never asked for this"

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Solarin posted:

holy poo poo he's aged terribly

He's like 45 lol

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Squizzle posted:

la mentalidad del gorila...!

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



SKULL.GIF posted:

deus ex is cspam as gently caress

cspam is so cyberpunk i gotta wear mirrorshades to read it

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