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Jerry Cotton posted:Javert.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 23:08 |
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I'm just a vert yes I'm only a vert
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 23:12 |
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:What vert are you where you just cry every night? a univert. Unless the blanket is over you, then you're a covert.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 23:50 |
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I'm a vertvert, with a rising sign of vertdere, and shadow sign of tsun-vert with extro-dere traits
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:00 |
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I'm an alfvert. I only like to socialize with cats and when I say socialize I mean eat.
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:54 |
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I'm a vertibird The Brotherhood HATES me
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:57 |
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If you leave the house of your own volition, you're a vertigo.
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 08:11 |
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goose willis posted:I'm a vertibird One CRAZY trick introverts don't want you to know?
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 14:21 |
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I was going to make a joke about how we should let introverts call themselves queer and add a letter for them onto the alphabet soup but then I remembered that there are people already who leave out the I for intersex and add D for demisexual and now I'm sad
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:13 |
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What about the demiverts? Or the Introsexuals?
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 05:57 |
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I'm an introsexual. I am only sexually attracted to people who are indoors. If they go outside, my juices just dry up. Patios cause me a great deal of confusion.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 07:30 |
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I'm Vertfluid. Or, more specifically, Spontaneous-VertFluid, which is too long to say, so we prefer 'SpertFluid' for short, thanks.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 07:34 |
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What about screened-in porches?
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 07:34 |
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Eponine posted:What about screened-in porches? Stop triggering them for fun. This is a safe space. A safe INTERIOR space.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 07:41 |
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I'm just an emotionally stunted narcissist who appropriates medical terms to justify my insufferable behavior instead of growing as a person.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 08:15 |
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:I'm just an emotionally stunted narcissist who appropriates medical terms to justify my insufferable behavior instead of growing as a person.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 02:11 |
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"Goon" isn't a medical term, you cretin.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 02:19 |
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:I'm just an emotionally stunted narcissist who appropriates medical terms to justify my insufferable behavior instead of growing as a person.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 02:51 |
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:I'm just an emotionally stunted narcissist who appropriates medical terms to justify my insufferable behavior instead of growing as a person. Huge if true It is a fat joke
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 02:54 |
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Here's some bullshit I just ran across on imgur. Then someone entirely different and not all the same person using a different account posted this:
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 15:08 |
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 15:49 |
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:50 |
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Read that as "is in A flat." a really politely worded insult
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:56 |
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Unlike most stuff posted here, I kinda wish this one did happen.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:58 |
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Nobody would appreciate living in an apartment adjacent to a piano player no matter how good they are. The only worse thing would probably be a drum player.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:07 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Nobody would appreciate living in an apartment adjacent to a piano player no matter how good they are. The only worse thing would probably be a drum player. No, the worse thing is living in thre same building with a piano instructor
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:46 |
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I'd be cool living next door to a theremin player. Everything would be spoooooky all the time.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:18 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I'd be cool living next door to a theremin player. I think I'll have chicken for dinner. WoooOOOOOooooOOOOOOO
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:46 |
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"Honey, have you seen my keys?" OOOoooOoOOO
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:26 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Nobody would appreciate living in an apartment adjacent to a piano player no matter how good they are. The only worse thing would probably be a drum player. Yep. I have a shared townhouse wall with a really good pianist. Sometimes it's nice. Most of the time I wish they would just stop playing so I could have some peace and quiet.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:49 |
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I live upstairs from a (very) amateur banjo player. For the past two and a half years I've had to listen to him practice the same chords for hours on end, rarely ever playing actual solo tunes. I think he's playing like, the backup harmony for a band piece or something often, but uh, nobody else is ever playing down there. It's as delightful as you can imagine.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:54 |
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TheMostFrench posted:
This is really weird because it's like an idiot's understanding of this one Christian sermon that follows this exactly but ends with the guy stating "Jesus wants the rose!" I guess maybe also conservative Christians love using the rose / "deflowered" metaphor as part of their slut shamings... gross.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:24 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:"Jesus wants the rose!" I'm picturing Jesus as a contestant on The Bachelorette.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:12 |
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Leavemywife posted:I'm picturing Jesus as a contestant on The Bachelorette. "I just don't think Jesus is here for the right reasons."
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:54 |
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lmao if you wouldn't bone down on the guy who can give you infinite wine. AND he's a carpenter, so he's gotta be handy around the house.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:57 |
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Danaru posted:lmao if you wouldn't bone down on the guy who can give you infinite wine. AND he's a carpenter, so he's gotta be handy around the house. If you hook up with Jesus though your going to have to meet a bunch of his friends and they're arseholes by and large.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 04:06 |
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Bogan King posted:If you hook up with Jesus though your going to have to meet a bunch of his friends and they're arseholes by and large. Yeah, and imagine what the potential father-in-law would be like. You HAVE to laugh at his Dad Jokes.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 05:03 |
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For the inheritance coming, I'd laugh at any Dad Joke.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 05:35 |
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In a different flat, please. Signed, your British neighbour.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 08:08 |
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Leavemywife posted:For the inheritance coming, I'd laugh at any Dad Joke. What inheritance? That rear end in a top hat is leaving everything to "the meek".
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