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Synthbuttrange posted:(im the smiley face petroglyph)  That is clearly a frowny face
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"Well, you're probably dead. Now on to other matters." Ronan plays it by the villain book.
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Mar 5, 2017 08:14
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Is there a sign in Albuquerque that just reads the towns name like in panel 1 just in case people forget where they are?
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Mar 5, 2017 08:23
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Shroombot's real power is creating a time loop. He's been trashing the same street for
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jyrque posted:Shroombot's real power is creating a time loop. He's been trashing the same street for This is literally how Newspaper Spider-Man survived Spider-Verse - Morlun tried to kill him but got caught in the screwed-up time of the newspaperverse and gave up.
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Mar 5, 2017 09:59
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Ronan: Haha I laid down. Now I shall stand up! I guess there wasn't much company on his flight to Earth and he's gotten used to just narrating his own life v  v
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Mar 5, 2017 11:58
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Oh god please let it be 'something'.
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Mar 5, 2017 13:51
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 The best I could do to transliterate raccoon sounds.
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Mar 5, 2017 14:11
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 Wait... He's not dead, because after Ronan squashed him, he's not moving. Like a dead person. 
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Mar 5, 2017 14:37
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unless ronan weighs literal tons, I honestly don't see how this could possibly have ever killed anyone in the first place. he just kinda fell on him and then laid there motionless for a bit ronan's plan to make spider-man kind of uncomfortable was a success
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Mar 5, 2017 15:22
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This was all part of Peter's plan to ride around on Ronan like Master Blaster.
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Mar 5, 2017 15:42
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Cactus Jack posted:This was all part of Peter's plan to ride around on Ronan like Master Blaster. WHO RULES ALBUQUERQUE?!
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Mar 5, 2017 16:55
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Ugh, Peter, don't you know it's rude to get your webbing all over his hair?
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Spider-Man and Ronan both have the worst plans.
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enigmahfc posted:Spider-Man and Ronan both have the worst plans. ronan's plan seems to be working just fine for now, though he will need to take a shower to clean the squashed idiot off his back later. even his plan to bust into a random building to ask people vague questions he didn't need answered worked pretty well, since it gave him a chance to get his burg on.
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Mar 6, 2017 00:09
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Peter's under the guy, thinking I'm going to throw a quip, but then *EUREKA*, I'll pretend to be dead instead. For Newspaper Spider-Man, this plan is Einstein-level.
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Mar 6, 2017 00:56
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:ronan's plan seems to be working just fine for now, though he will need to take a shower to clean the squashed idiot off his back later. even his plan to bust into a random building to ask people vague questions he didn't need answered worked pretty well, since it gave him a chance to get his burg on. Movie Ronan began GOTG with him bathing in the blood of someone he executed. Maybe this Ronan plans on rubbing Spidey's bloody corpse all over him.
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 Oh no our only streetlight!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
So many panels from this storyline that can be so easily taken out of context.
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Mar 6, 2017 06:29
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Synthbuttrange posted:
One mandroid's continuing quest to get some loving shrooms.
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Thank God Spidey still has the presence of mind to reassuringly caress Ronan's thigh as he enters him from behind
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Mar 6, 2017 06:35
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Cabbit posted:One mandroid's continuing quest to get some loving shrooms.
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The sentry has been starting to destroy Albequerque for a whole calendar week now. And it's destroying increasingly minor pieces of the city landscape. By next monday it'll be using its kirby beam to disintegrate a garbage can.
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Pete looks kinda limp and dead there.
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Just noticed its thigh. Is the sentry doing squats while blowing up the place?
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Begemot posted:By next monday it'll be using its kirby beam to disintegrate a garbage can. rocket won't take that lying down spider-man, tho...
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bobkatt013 posted:So many panels from this storyline that can be so easily taken out of context. I could edit away Spidey's pants, but it's just so obvious.
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So spidey is on ronans back and is going to use that leverage to take off ronan's helmet from behind. Ronan is going to yell "NO, STOP!" and the sentry is going to hear it from miles away and be shut down. rocket is going to throw space handcuffs on ronan and take him away back to his home planet theyre both going to die on their way back to their home planet spidey gets hit in the head with a hostess fruit pie and suffers a diabetic amnesiatic(?) shock turns out after ronans helmet is removed it was JJJ all along and the hammer was a lamp in disguise If at least one of these isnt fulfilled ill eat my spiderman mask
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Mar 6, 2017 09:54
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Ronan's brilliant strategy is to get Peter to pop an awkward boner in front of his lady + space raccoon friend and then kill himself out of embarrassment
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Mar 6, 2017 10:47
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Ronan's brilliant strategy is to get Peter to pop an awkward boner in front of his lady + space raccoon friend and then kill himself out of embarrassment Unfortunately for him, he didn't realise that Newspaper Spider-Man doesn't know shame. He doesn't know anything.
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Is that disappointment in MJ's voice? And hope in Rocket's?
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Jerusalem posted:Is that disappointment in MJ's voice? And hope in Rocket's? Does MJ ever not have disappointment in her voice?
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graham cracker posted:Ronan is going to yell "NO, STOP!" and the sentry is going to hear it from miles away and be shut down. This has the ring of Newspaper Spider-Man Truth.
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jyrque posted:I am immediately reminded of Hanna Barbera sound effects by that WHOMP. Maybe it's the dead rigidness of Ronan. Lol if you're not imagining these strips like eps of Space ghost coast to coast.
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You can't force the foreigner to remove his headscarf. That's racist!
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"My helmet! That's where I keep my head!  "The MSJ posted:You can't force the foreigner to remove his headscarf. That's racist! MJ: Good news Tiger, my play is opening in Paris and I want to go by cruise ship!
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