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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
If you think about it, every wrestling/football match you watch is another step closer to death by brain damage to all athletes involved.

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Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

Humphreys posted:

Krankenwagen is my favourite.
From krank ‎(“ill”) +‎ -en- +‎ Wagen ‎(“car”).

krankenhaus is my favorite :')

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

blunt for century posted:

Seems about right to me hahaha

Also the fact that this particular gif is very funny keeps it from crossing the line, in my opinion. There is a line, but it's hard to super define, like pornography, or obscenity.

What about obscene porno deaths?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

nerdz posted:

If you think about it, every wrestling/football match you watch is another step closer to death by brain damage to all athletes involved.
Everyone you see everyday is just dying in slow motion.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

All of you are already as good as dead.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Kinda weird that everyone's just ignoring that someone dies in this gif

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

PostNouveau posted:

Kinda weird that everyone's just ignoring that someone dies in this gif

She didn't die until a few days later.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ariong posted:

She didn't die until a few days later.

On the way back to her home planet

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What about obscene porno deaths?


:nws:http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjeg0d_the-gush_news:nws:

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/04/politics/donald-trump-jeff-sessions-reince-priebus/index.html

quote:

President Donald Trump is extremely frustrated with his senior staff and communications team for allowing the firestorm surrounding Attorney General Jeff Sessions to steal his thunder in the wake of his address to Congress, sources tell CNN.

"Nobody has seen him that upset," one source said, adding the feeling was the communications team allowed the Sessions news, which the administration deemed a nonstory, to overtake the narrative.

quote:

In particular, the renewed focus on Russia is seen as a major letdown after Tuesday when top officials were riding high, congratulating one another on Trump's speech to Congress.
"The staff fumbled," Trump told the team for not being prepared when the Sessions story came out, according to another source.

quote:

When the President returned to the White House Thursday evening from a day trip to Virginia, there were "a lot of expletives." The source said for more than a week Trump had been lamenting that his senior staff "just keep getting in their own way."

quote:

Trump is upset because he doesn't believe he is getting credit he thinks he deserves for his time office so far because of self-inflicted wounds and missteps, the source said. An informed presidential ally outside government but close to the President said Trump was really angry about having a "mini disaster" a week. The President's mood is adding to tremendous pressure inside the West Wing and aides have been seen in tears in recent days at multiple meetings.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Ever just have one of those days?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Bloodied up face and piss soaked trousers, a successful saturday night.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Ever just have one of those days?



He looks like what I would assume someone that was chased by a bear would look like.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Solice Kirsk posted:

He looks like what I would assume someone that was chased by a bear would look like.

Don't kink-shame

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Ever just have one of those days?



Looks like that occurred during the pro-Trump rally in Berkeley today
http://www.eastbaytimes.com/2017/03/04/counter-protesters-rally-ahead-of-planned-pro-trump-march-in-berkeley/

This guy was trying to start fights with anti-Trump protesters:
https://twitter.com/BaronBavis/status/838133766111428608

That didn't end too well for him:

bzw
Mar 31, 2007
waxing

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Looks like that occurred during the pro-Trump rally in Berkeley today
http://www.eastbaytimes.com/2017/03/04/counter-protesters-rally-ahead-of-planned-pro-trump-march-in-berkeley/

This guy was trying to start fights with anti-Trump protesters:
https://twitter.com/BaronBavis/status/838133766111428608

That didn't end too well for him:


Even better:
https://twitter.com/thezomb/status/838249820557033472

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/Oxic5nq.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Were they trying to pull it down towards a side they hadn't weakened? How the gently caress did they think that was going to work?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Heh. Another failure to smear antifa for the right's action.



Isn't that felling literally called a widow maker by professional loggers?

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Holy moly

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

He looks fine a bit later in this extended clip at 00:27. The macing must have happened later on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enIIfAZC210

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Fart of Presto posted:

He looks fine a bit later in this extended clip at 00:27. The macing must have happened later on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enIIfAZC210

It really does look like a load of larpers.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Jippa posted:

It really does look like a load of larpers.

Their vision of the world we live in might as well be a fantasy. Both sides.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Here's a video of Templeton getting pepper sprayed in the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtRnwSwlLQ

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's a video of Templeton getting pepper sprayed in the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtRnwSwlLQ
Would've been nice to see the "Antifa girl" who did it instead of the back of half a dozen people's heads.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Heh. Another failure to smear antifa for the right's action.


Isn't that felling literally called a widow maker by professional loggers?

If it were a nicer truck, I'd say this was more of a divorcé maker, but the tree might have done him a favor. Unless car insurance doesn't cover you parking your vehicle next to a tree that you are cutting down despite there being plenty of room not next to the tree.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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That dude (I use that term non-sexistly it very well could have been a woman) had literally the entire world to park but chose the one spot the tree fell on. That's like a 2 trillion to 1 shot.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Probably your chances of having a tree fall on your car can be significantly reduced by not parking your car right next to the tree you are cutting down. Just a thought

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

maswastaken posted:

Would've been nice to see the "Antifa girl" who did it instead of the back of half a dozen people's heads.

The footage will probably pop up at some point, it seems that every second person at the protest was filming it on their phone. There's already a few 1 hr + youtube videos.

It'd probably be possible to combine all the footage and create a realtime 3D render of the entire protest from every angle. :v:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

Probably your chances of having a tree fall on your car can be significantly reduced by not parking your car right next to the tree you are cutting down. Just a thought

Oh, sort of like drowning in your own pool. I get it.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It's a 50/50 percent chance. Either it falls on the truck or it doesn't

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

hanales posted:

Why were people attacked by trees?

The Lorax tried a peaceful approach, but the the Lorax changed his strategy and I quote, "Words just aren't working and that's easy to see! The fall of man must come from the falling of trees!"

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Serious question, if we have a milgoon in the house. Why do they always throw the grenade with that stiff-armed out-to-the-side maneuver? It looks awkward as hell, not to mention accident-prone. Why not just toss it like a baseball?

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


Avenging_Mikon posted:


Isn't that felling literally called a widow maker by professional loggers?

From what I remember of my wildland firefighting course, widow makers are snags caught up in trees that could come down at any moment. That weird split is called a barber chair.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Powered Descent posted:

Why not just toss it like a baseball?

Not enough room to lift your leg

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Powered Descent posted:

Serious question, if we have a milgoon in the house. Why do they always throw the grenade with that stiff-armed out-to-the-side maneuver? It looks awkward as hell, not to mention accident-prone. Why not just toss it like a baseball?

It’s very old.

A couple reasons I’ve seen cited:

1. Grenades are a lot heavier than baseballs

2. You really don’t want muscle memory to take over and throw overhand when you’re throwing out a window.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 20:20 on Mar 5, 2017

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Powered Descent posted:

Serious question, if we have a milgoon in the house. Why do they always throw the grenade with that stiff-armed out-to-the-side maneuver? It looks awkward as hell, not to mention accident-prone. Why not just toss it like a baseball?

Serious answer? In my experience folks are terrified of grenades - real ones, practice ones or even smokes or whatever - makes them act clumsily very often.
Another is that when throwing frags, the most oft-trained method involves pulling the grenade out and back from the chest in that straight arm movement to remove the pin, then tossing it.
Mostly though just lack of experience.

Honestly though that clip in particular really confuses me. Smoke grenades have no delay on going off, and no training grenade makes that big a 'flash' of light. I wanna say it's staged for fun if anything.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Cammer cuts a big line of traffic exiting the freeway - don't be scared that it's liveleak

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd9_1488681344

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

DarkDobe posted:

Serious answer? In my experience folks are terrified of grenades - real ones, practice ones or even smokes or whatever - makes them act clumsily very often.

Many a SA poster has fallen down or posted in E/N while browsing the forums for this very reason

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