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Rape is not s sexual crime. Rape is a violent crime.... where you come at the end You're fat
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Los Angeles still hasn't changed the left turn arrow thing right?
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:24 |
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Uh hi Adam and Dr. Drew... *chirp* first time caller here. *chirp* I've been having this problem with my girlfriend *chirp*
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:42 |
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I'm the adult that was sexually abused as a child that argues with Drew that I don't need therapy.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:53 |
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b-minus1 posted:Uh hi Adam and Dr. Drew... *chirp* first time caller here. *chirp* I've been having this problem with my girlfriend *chirp* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFxIlLUcM_U WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD THE PHONE *stares at watch*
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:57 |
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It's making noise, and we hear it, but you don't. How could that be?!
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:58 |
Don't forget the fart contest! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKI1N53ggWE
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:18 |
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The episode where adam repeatedly asks a female caller what she thinks the height of a typical door is, and she can't figure out he means, is once of the funniest things I've ever heard Edit here it is https://youtu.be/MaxxSH1ZKUU Doghouse fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Hi, I work at a sex chat line and want callers to last longer before they get off the phone. So you know what the Holocaust is? No I want you to do your spiel, and somewhere in the middle of a sentence, quickly whisper the word, "holocaust". I'm wearing a tight, red, shirt And a black, lace, bra Mmm.. Thinking about the Holocaust right now Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Mental Hospitality posted:"Who were the Allied and Axis powers in ww2?" "Name one plane from WWII...one plane" is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlCVnM5Daf8
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Doghouse posted:The episode where adam repeatedly asks a female caller what she thinks the height of a typical door is, and she can't figure out he means, is once of the funniest things I've ever heard "The floor is where your feet go."
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:49 |
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Listened the late 90s ones through mid 00s occasionally. Carolla was a giant shithead 90% of the time and every time Drew veered off sex he was pretty ahitty too. Chirp.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Hi, I work at a sex chat line and want callers to last longer before they get off the phone. I heard this again this morning because someone linked it and fuckin' died. Colonel Cancer posted:Listened the late 90s ones through mid 00s occasionally. Carolla was a giant shithead 90% of the time and every time Drew veered off sex he was pretty ahitty too. Chirp. Carolla is worse now by several orders of magnitude. Dr. Drew is a bit weird but I thought it was kind of unfair recently that he got fired over questioning whether or not Hillary was receiving the best possible medical care based on her public medical records. Wouldn't remaining silent about that be "doing harm" and a violation of his professional oath? Makes you think. NomChompsky fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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NomChompsky posted:I heard this again this morning because someone linked it and fuckin' died. Professional associations probably discourage members from getting involved in a highly sensitive issue in a public and self aggrandizing manner. Even on the off chance that she isn't better taken care of than 99.9Г percent of Americans all he ended up doing was fanning conspiracy theories
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I guess he might have ended up fanning conspiracy theories, but having listened to what he said and having a family member who has a clotting disorder I was probably a bit more understanding toward what he was saying. Because all he really said was that her history suggests a clotting disorder and that she's on a pretty old fashioned medication for such a problem (which is totally treatable and not something to worry about so long as you're on the right meds).
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In other news GET A HAND IN COME ON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S-g-dbA3_c ORAL OR VAGINAL? DON'T SIT ON THAT HELMET IT'S NOT A CHAIR
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 21:31 |
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Never forget the saga of Heidi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zlAzEqY--o
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:28 |
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droppin trou Adam used to be funny as poo poo A theme I remember coming up a lot on old loveline was some kid would call in who was considering piercing their penis, clit, tongue or nipples and wanted to know what the risks were. They always seemed to be expecting Drew's doctorly reassurance that yes it's risky but go ahead. What they would get instead was intense questioning (and gambling) to get to the bottom of what kind of abuse the caller must have endured in early childhood that broke their brain and made them think walking around with a steel post through the peckeroo was an a good idea. One night this guy called in with a harrowing cautionary tale of how he had his entire penis and testicles amputated as a result of gangrene from infected piercings. The gruesome medical details didn't come off as bogus. As I recall Adam was out of the studio that night so the call took on this dead serious tone as Dr. Drew (a passionate, passionate man) addressed the the young listeners imploring them to not pierce their genitals, that your body does not like foreign objects embedded in its delicate tissues and to seek therapy for whatever trauma is leading you to think self mutilation is cool. I've had no luck finding the clip
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 07:42 |
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DAG did a great Teddy Pendergrass on the ACS show which should be heard. https://youtu.be/Jq2DmH1yJlA
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Hardawn posted:Los Angeles still hasn't changed the left turn arrow thing right? if by this you mean there are pretty much no left turn lanes then yeah lol
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Loveline was great and it still colors my opinion of Bakersfield to this day.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 08:41 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o53MYWKz-Q8 Not to mention that Loveline had some great guests. For example this episode, in which they had Bad Religion, a great punk band. And they gave good advice, too! Like telling this one dude who might end up in the incel or relationships thread, and telling him flat out hey, develop self worth first, and then you'll be better off.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 08:54 |
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You'd have to be stupid or thick skinned to call into loveline because they managed to make nearly every caller sound like a bumbling moron. Or abuse victim.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:19 |
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One time Tyra Banks got a crush on Dr. Drew because she came on the show with a stomach flu and she allowed him to physically examine her.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:30 |
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Dr Drew always seemed to have an even keel and professional manner with even the more bizarre callers. Even his foray into reality tv still focused less on spectacle (that he could control) and more on highlighting the seriousness of drug misuse. Did he do anything else untoward or was it just that one time he dared question a powerful politician's story that tarnished his image?
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Toadvine posted:Dr Drew always seemed to have an even keel and professional manner with even the more bizarre callers. Even his foray into reality tv still focused less on spectacle (that he could control) and more on highlighting the seriousness of drug misuse. If you are in media, you do not gently caress with the clintons
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:46 |
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a year is going to pass by and you weirdos are going to wonder why you quoted a ranch bottle
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:53 |
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There are currently 530 episodes of the ongoing Adam and Dr. Drew Show podcast which is basically just short-form Loveline: https://overcast.fm/itunes584543823/the-adam-and-dr-drew-show
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:19 |
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Toadvine posted:Dr Drew always seemed to have an even keel and professional manner with even the more bizarre callers. Even his foray into reality tv still focused less on spectacle (that he could control) and more on highlighting the seriousness of drug misuse. It wasn't even her story. She released her medical records to the public and he said "A lot of these signs suggest she has some disorder or another that causes her blood to coagulate more easily and she's receiving very old school treatment for it." Now I am not a doctor, but I have some familiarity with blood clotting disorders because I care for my grandma and she has one, and I take her to her doctor appointments and I ask lots of questions so that I can break it down for her. Dr. Drew said Hillary was on coumadin, which my grandma used to be on. It's an old drug that basically makes it so you have to come in and get regular blood tests to make sure you are at therapeutic levels of the meds all the time, and you have to avoid certain foods high in vitamin K because they'll adversely affect the ability of the drug to work. They moved her as soon as they could to one of the new drugs, pradaxa, which is a protein inhibitor and doesn't do the vitamin K stuff. So you can eat what you want, with the added benefit of just taking the drug as directed will keep you at therapeutic levels at all times, so no need to go in every week or two to get a test done to see if it's working. The downside to drugs like that and xarelto and poo poo is that they don't yet have an antidote to the drug so if you have an accident and are bleeding, they have to basically give you transfusions until the drug wears off in 24 hours, whereas with Coumadin or the other treatments they can just give you a shot and it'll nix the medication. Maybe because of her balance issues and equilibrium problems, they don't want Hillary on some of the new drugs because she has an increased chance of bleeding from a fall or something like that. I don't know. They could have very good reasons, or she could just have an old fashioned doctor. Nevertheless, the fact that Drew got shredded and fired because he merely questioned whether or not she was receiving the best possible care is horse poo poo.
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NomChompsky posted:It wasn't even her story. She released her medical records to the public and he said "A lot of these signs suggest she has some disorder or another that causes her blood to coagulate more easily and she's receiving very old school treatment for it." Now I am not a doctor, but I have some familiarity with blood clotting disorders because I care for my grandma and she has one, and I take her to her doctor appointments and I ask lots of questions so that I can break it down for her. Dr. Drew said Hillary was on coumadin, which my grandma used to be on. It's an old drug that basically makes it so you have to come in and get regular blood tests to make sure you are at therapeutic levels of the meds all the time, and you have to avoid certain foods high in vitamin K because they'll adversely affect the ability of the drug to work. Maybe there was stuff they were hiding from her record, as was rumored
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Apoplexy posted:If ever you run out of Loveline, O&A was almost as good. Also features an insane conservative with the initials AC. Obama getting elected president really loving ruined a lot of mildly conservative (but secretly incredibly racist) radio personalities I saw the O&A meltdown coming months in advance and cancelled my XM sub before the final meltdown. I couldn't believe how loving nuts he went. He went from "seemingly reasonable dude who makes the occasional shocking jokes for laffs" to being a full blown racist over the course of a single night, like somebody spiked his drink with Racistol™ on election night in 2008 NomChompsky posted:It wasn't even her story. She released her medical records to the public and he said "A lot of these signs suggest she has some disorder or another that causes her blood to coagulate more easily and she's receiving very old school treatment for it." Now I am not a doctor, but I have some familiarity with blood clotting disorders because I care for my grandma and she has one, and I take her to her doctor appointments and I ask lots of questions so that I can break it down for her. Dr. Drew said Hillary was on coumadin, which my grandma used to be on. It's an old drug that basically makes it so you have to come in and get regular blood tests to make sure you are at therapeutic levels of the meds all the time, and you have to avoid certain foods high in vitamin K because they'll adversely affect the ability of the drug to work. what got dr drew fired was the fact that he was using his position of influence as a medical professional to affect the outcome of an election when his political affiliations are very clearly stated. He knew exactly what questioning her health was going to do, he's not stupid. he's also an addiction medicine specialist, not a cardiologist. And without access to her medical records or team of physicians, he wouldn't have been qualified to make that assessment even if he was a cardiologist. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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I'm not a fan of Loveline but my rear end in a top hat is the size of a mason jar
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To be fair, though, he did have access to her medical records because they were released by her campaign. But if we're gonna take Dr. Drew's word for it, he says the reason his show got cancelled had nothing at all to do with the comments her made and that it was just coincidence. Maybe that's true, maybe it's not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSl5RIPGYE Loveline was right about the friendzone before the friendzone ever became a common topic of conversation.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:39 |
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I've loaded it up on many a long car trip and it's pretty nice listening for that.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:44 |
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Was a regular listener from about 2000 until 2005, fond memories. How has no one mentioned lightning round?
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NomChompsky posted:Loveline was right about the friendzone before the friendzone ever became a common topic of conversation. Friend zone is not a thing, it just means they don't want to have sex with you. I was friends with my ex for probably two years before we started sleeping together and then dating. I've spent the last three weekends at one of my friend's house that I have known for like two years loving him silly and that started just three weeks ago.
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NomChompsky posted:To be fair, though, he did have access to her medical records because they were released by her campaign. But if we're gonna take Dr. Drew's word for it, he says the reason his show got cancelled had nothing at all to do with the comments her made and that it was just coincidence. Maybe that's true, maybe it's not. Adam Corolla has exquisite radio delivery, him and Dr Drew are a genius pairing.
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Three Olives posted:Friend zone is not a thing, it just means they don't want to have sex with you. I was friends with my ex for probably two years before we started sleeping together and then dating. I've spent the last three weekends at one of my friend's house that I have known for like two years loving him silly and that started just three weeks ago. Lol you dumbass
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Three Olives posted:Friend zone is not a thing, it just means they don't want to have sex with you. I was friends with my ex for probably two years before we started sleeping together and then dating. I've spent the last three weekends at one of my friend's house that I have known for like two years loving him silly and that started just three weeks ago. Yeah I get that, and that's what they were saying in the clip. Also that you're pretending to be someone's friend while hiding ulterior motives. I'm not sitting here in my own thread about a funny radio show complaining about "A Thing"
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Three Olives posted:Friend zone is not a thing, it just means they don't want to have sex with you. I was friends with my ex for probably two years before we started sleeping together and then dating. I've spent the last three weekends at one of my friend's house that I have known for like two years loving him silly and that started just three weeks ago. Nah dude there are def people who have people they keep strung along specifically as "In Case of Emergency" sex. I grant you that idiots have conflated that into "either you're boning or your friendzoned, can't ever be friends with potential fuckmates" and what I'm talking about is not as frequent as people make it out to be but still.
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