Something Awful Top Dog Tournament - C-SPAM Primary Thread (VOTE NOW)

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Who will be the winner of the 2017 C-SPAM Dog Primary? This poll is closed.
untitled baloogan dog	13	7.47%
Senor Spicey	7	4.02%
Trump Dog	6	3.45%
dada dog	8	4.60%
Luca	7	4.02%
Fancy	2	1.15%
Tadakichi-san	0	0%
Kirby	8	4.60%
Remy	4	2.30%
lake barryessa vortex hole	3	1.72%
Donald	3	1.72%
William Jennings Bryan	1	0.57%
Archimedes	1	0.57%
Hitler	5	2.87%
obie	1	0.57%
Brooklynn	3	1.72%
Loukanikos	71	40.80%
Huckabee Abuses Dogs	10	5.75%
rover	1	0.57%
�Nancy!	9	5.17%
Henry	3	1.72%
Mindy	1	0.57%
Stoli	3	1.72%
Charlie	1	0.57%
Ewok	3	1.72%
Total:	174 votes

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Welcome to the Something Awful Top Dog Tournament! :cheerdoge:

The Something Awful Top Dog Tournament is a competition to determine the top dog across this whole forum. Think you know a pooch who's up for the task? Nominate a dog, win the subforum round, and take on the top dogs from subforums across SA!

How does it work? :eng101:

The three stages of the Top Dog Tournament are:
1) Subforum Nomination - Each participating subforum has a nomination thread for posters to nominate potential Top Dogs
2) Subforum Voting - Each subforum votes to determine the champion that will represent them in the forumwide vote
3) Forumwide Voting - The champions from every subforum go head to head to determine the Top Dog of the Tournament

This thread is Stage 2: Subforum Voting

The nominees for the C-SPAM champion are listed at the bottom of this post. Choose wisely, as our subforum is nominating a dog to compete against all the other top dogs across the forums!

Voting will be open until at least Wednesday, March 8.

Questions and Answers

How should I choose who to vote for?
It's up to you! Maybe it's a dog that makes you Maybe it's a dog that makes you Maybe it's a dog that represents the id of our subforum. Vote however you like!
Can I vote in subforums I don't actively participate in?
Definitely! Please visit all the participating subforums so you don't miss any dogs.
Where can I talk about the dogs that I like and dislike?
The voting threads are a great place to talk about the dogs you like! If you dislike any dogs you will probably be banned. Just kidding! But please try your hardest to like every dog you see.
Won't the big subforums crowd out the little ones during the final vote?
Who knows and who cares!
Who should I talk to if I have questions?
The mod of each subforum is a good place to start. You can also ask tournament organizer pig slut lisa any questions or post in QCS.
Who's a good boy?
All of them

THE NOMINEES FOR THE 2017 C-SPAM PARTY NOMINATION ARE
_{note due to the OVERWHELMING POWER OF THE C-SPAM CHAIRMAN "radium" the field has been cleared to the first 25 nominations. very unfair! rigged primary!}

Baloogan posted:

my parents doge's name is like, my childhood name (ala indiana jones) so im not giving his name
hes a good doge because hes good company

(lost one eye as a puppy )

a helpful bear posted:

Senor Spicey

Spicey is a real good boy because he makes his master look good even when his master is sometimes embarrassed by a few oopsies.

FabioClone posted:

Trump Dog

Trump Dog is good because he has the best hair and is above the law.

Mariana Horchata posted:

Nominating dada dog

(reason to come once im home)

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Luca

Luca is a good dog because she pets herself by rubbing her head against your hand when you're sitting and because she casually walks up to you, licks you and then go on to do whatever it is she was doing before that.

Oil! posted:

Fancy

Fancy is a good girl because she took Trump seriously and decided to to dehumanize herself and face to bloodshed.

an actual dog posted:

Tadakichi-san

Tadakichi-san is a gentleman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08lAj1fxPL0

HootTheOwl posted:

Kirby

Kirby is a good dog because he's good at handling the anxiety of the election, or the vet, with a smile.

succ posted:

Remy

She is a trained attacked dog and she hates fascists.

crazy cloud posted:

i nominate the lake barryessa vortex hole she's adorable

Lord of Pie posted:

Is Donald!

Donald is number one dog of ~~decadent West~~ free world. Donald has definitely no problem with the peepee, blyat.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

William Jennings Bryan

Will is a good dog because his namesake hated the gold standard and banks and Will's fur is silver and gold.

End of Life Guy posted:

This is Archimedes.

He's the best dog because he doesn't conform to human notions of sleeping with your eyes closed or with your tongue inside your mouth, and he harasses my two cats constantly which is a dog's only true job.

Jose posted:

Hitler

He's a dog containing the soul of hitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vspxFHqQh4Y

Turdfuzz posted:

obie

was fat but now not fat unlike u

ex post facho posted:

Brooklynn

Brooklynn is a good dog, because she survived for a long time in a shelter after being found wandering around Kansas highways malnourished and dehydrated, she likes chewing on her ankles, playbiting, scolding squirrels and cuddling, she has missing pieces from the top of her ears and I like to think about her backstory being like a Mad Max road warrior doggle.

wizard on a water slide posted:

This is Loukanikos, the Greek "riot dog", who showed up to multiple protests over the course of several years in Athens.

He died at home in 2014 at the age of ten, his health having been compromised by the various gasses and other nonlethal weapons used against protesters. There's a photo online of a pig kicking him.

Loukanikos is the most C-SPAM dog, and my friend.

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

ok turdfuzz since i dont have a dog

name: i dont know
hes a good dog who has had a hard life and i just hope he is ok.

im gonna vote for the dog that hates cops tho

a real chump posted:

rover

this dog is good because the kid is facism and the dog is everyone

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

NANCY

Nancy will gently caress YOUR poo poo UP. Leave a sock out? Say goodbye - it's hosed! Forgot to pick your baseball glove off the floor? hosed! And god forbid you left Nancy home alone after forgetting her walkies cuz your room is going to be loving literally sprayed with poo poo!

Mr Hootington posted:

Henry

Henry is a good dog because he has soft fur, is fat, and empties his anal glands when he becomes super relaxed from too much petting.

Elder Postsman posted:

Mindy

Mindy is a good dog because she likes pets and walks and sitting out on the front porch.

thx for lookin @ this good dog

FAUXTON posted:

Stoli is a good but loud dog who thinks chicken livers are just the best.

CortezFantastic posted:

Charlie
Picked him up off the street and he never pooped in the house

Lastgirl posted:

nominating this rescue Ewok Trump saved from Endor

logikv9 has issued a correction as of 04:56 on Mar 4, 2017

# ? Mar 4, 2017 04:52

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# ? May 2, 2024 04:21

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

i'm still team brooklynn, but if loukanikos wins, i won't be mad

# ? Mar 4, 2017 05:16

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

dada dog or bust

# ? Mar 4, 2017 05:35

Pidgin Englishman: Apr 30, 2007; If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Lindsey's on the right path, but not quite there. I vote louikanakos or whatever the Greek antifa dog's name is. But Brooklyn would be a-ok too.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:26

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Pidgin Englishman posted:

Lindsey's on the right path, but not quite there. I vote louikanakos or whatever the Greek antifa dog's name is. But Brooklyn would be a-ok too.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:48

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Cant decide between Loukanikos and Nancy.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 07:04

Irony.or.Death: Apr 1, 2009

Loukanikos is obviously a good dog but I can't believe there isn't more love for lake barryessa vortex hole.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 07:50

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

A vote for Loukanikos is a vote for FREEDOM

# ? Mar 4, 2017 07:57

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Nancy is that there trump thread doggo, but mindy is a pretty close second cause :lol:

# ? Mar 4, 2017 08:26

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

gently caress it's too late to nominate this doggo

# ? Mar 4, 2017 10:01

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

hahahahah "untitled baloogan dog"

# ? Mar 4, 2017 12:19

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

I vote riot dog

# ? Mar 4, 2017 14:39

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

Loukanikos

# ? Mar 4, 2017 15:12

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

I love you Luca but you can't compete with Riot Dog. Also I saw you eat a butterfly the other day what the gently caress.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 15:18

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Riot dog rigging the polls hard!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 15:32

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i took untitled baloogan dog for a walk just now (6 am, rural canada is so lovely and calm) calling him "untitled baloogan dog" and he didn't know wtf

# ? Mar 4, 2017 15:45

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

should've named him as peckerwood jones in the poll in the something smh

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:07

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i had a strong reaction to Loukanikos, the story was compelling :sigh:

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:56

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

I don't think the anarchist dog is in the competition is he?

If not then I vote for dada dog

# ? Mar 4, 2017 18:05

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

People should play Zelda: BotW because it has no shortage of good doggos

# ? Mar 4, 2017 19:46

The Little Kielbasa: Mar 29, 2001; and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Can I write in anarchy doggo? If not, Trump Dog all the way.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 21:35

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Kirby dog, best dog!

# ? Mar 4, 2017 22:10

AARP LARPer: Feb 19, 2005; THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR; Buglord

I'm voting for Nancy.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 01:02

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Users with dog in their name should count for double votes, imho.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 04:05

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Loukanikosbros wrecking the primary hard

# ? Mar 5, 2017 08:10

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

logikv9 posted:

Loukanikosbros wrecking the primary hard

no doubt!
even i, am considering switching my vote :3:

# ? Mar 5, 2017 09:51

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

riot dog is aspirational because he was a good citizen but is also now dead like everyone else wishes they were

# ? Mar 6, 2017 03:36

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Loukanikos led a good life

He risked his life and health

Eventually he got old and retired

But he is remembered

and when one old riot dog retires, four young riot dogs take its place

# ? Mar 6, 2017 03:54

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

# ? Mar 6, 2017 04:00

Baku: Aug 20, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

I'm voting for Nancy.

Nancy is a good drat friend but this game was rigged from the start. In my opinion.... every dog gets a prize.

Duscat posted:

and when one old riot dog retires, four young riot dogs take its place

erm there are five dogs in the photo is this one of those star trek show things

# ? Mar 6, 2017 06:54

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

one of those dogs is an agitator pup

# ? Mar 6, 2017 12:40

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; Can't post for 6 hours!

Loukanikos is the dog of c-spam. :cheerdoge:

# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:23

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

untitled baloogan dog doing what he does best

# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:37

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Mr Hootington posted:

Loukanikos is the dog of c-spam.

- and C-SPAM is #1 best forums on SA soooo...

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:02

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Duscat posted:

good dogs

# ? Mar 7, 2017 11:52

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

All dogies are good but Loukanikos is particularly good and also C-SPAM

posthumous or not he should get the award :patriot:

e: also his name means "pork sausage" and that fukkin owns

# ? Mar 7, 2017 15:27

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Mariana Horchata posted:

- and C-SPAM is #1 best forums on SA soooo...

#1 BEST FORUMS BREAK D&D BACK MAKE THEM HUMBLE
-Sheiky Baby

# ? Mar 7, 2017 15:29

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Baloogan posted:

untitled baloogan dog doing what he does best

why did you black out those bottles? what are you hiding?!

# ? Mar 8, 2017 14:28

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

I voted for Loukanikos

# ? Mar 8, 2017 17:22

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# ? May 2, 2024 04:21

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

loukanikos is the obvious winner at this point, and my heart goes out to brooklynn

# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:06

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