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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/elongreen/status/838585817962536960

lol

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Did I miss some memo? When did "smooth-brain" replace "milk drinker"?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



William Bear posted:

Did I miss some memo? When did "smooth-brain" replace "milk drinker"?

The milk drinker brigades have been beaten back by the Chapo loyalists because milk drinker is a lame insult and smoothbrain is great

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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HailedUser posted:

He also mentioned that Mattis may be in on it as well, and if they can't get Clinton in as Speaker, then Mattis is the other likely candidate for Trump's successor.


Other random points of interest from the Theory:

1. Trump is a total patsy and is playing right into "their" hands, though Kushner and Ivanka may be part of the Conspiracy, having been recruited by Chelsea Clinton.

2. Bernie would have won, which is why he had to lose the Primary (for posterity, the friend who came up with all this voted for Bernie in the Primary and Clinton in the General Election).

3. Chelsea Clinton's daughter is supposed to marry into the British Royal Family (who at this point will be the Royal Family of Earth/Nato).

4. Bannon knows all this, and is working with a second crypto-Nazi conspiracy (founded by Himmler, whom faked his own death) to disrupt the plan and enslave the human race under the Fourth Reich (Alex Jones is also a member and may or may not be a reptilian alien).

was this sent by trump or your friend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZODtmaHIQng

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SpaceGoku posted:

he was afraid to deny cristie his vp slot because he didn't want to have to tell someone so close to his campaign that he wasn't getting the pick

trump has spent the last 20 years of his life running a small family business where his kids or close (and trusted) assistants do all the dirty work for him because he doesn't have the balls to make a decision and stick by it

that's usual plausible deniability stuff though, never give any kind of direct order so you can take credit if things work out and be absolved if they don't, except trump has to let everyone know he's involved at all times

Squizzle posted:

im just cropping screencaps from my phone

if i do any more ill try to resize them!!!!!

ty

they are funny but also take up a lotta space

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Homeless Friend posted:

dr plump was right btw



is this going up or down my mind cant take it :ohdear:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



not even Trump tweet mashups can make the mario twitter bot funny

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Yinlock posted:

dr plump has never been right about anything in his entire life

He was more accurate than nate silver & sam wang, not as accurate as bill mitchell tho. He wasn't smart enough to formulate monster vote theory.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Trast posted:

White House to confiscate all keys in search for missing strawberries.

i am quoting from way back to say i appreciated this

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Yinlock posted:

that's usual plausible deniability stuff though, never give any kind of direct order so you can take credit if things work out and be absolved if they don't, except trump has to let everyone know he's involved at all times


ty

they are funny but also take up a lotta space

yeah well they said the same about chris farley and he was beloved

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


https://twitter.com/czwalsh/status/838587594543890432

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Yinlock posted:

trump's really consistent about this cowardice too, remember when he went to mexico and suddenly started sucking up to their president, then the second he got back to the usa started talking poo poo again

In that video with Alicia Merchado, there's one point where she flatly contradicts him and he immediately folds. It's pretty hilarious.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Patbagley/status/838589286697975808

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

paranoid randroid posted:

Ben Garrison is funny, to me, because he got super mad about 4chan editing his stuff to be anti-semetic and calling him "Zyklon Ben" and then he immediately turns around and starts drawing fanart for the exact same kind of anti-semites he was afraid to be associated with

Ya I remember that stint

I guess he just kinda owned up to it, like all the other shitheads these days. They're owning up to it but they want to make you pay for it and suffer as a result, just like the wall.

Makes you think.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Slamhound posted:

In that video with Alicia Merchado, there's one point where she flatly contradicts him and he immediately folds. It's pretty hilarious.

fascists are, to a man, giant cowards

you can debate them all day and nothing will happen but one punch sends them running away crying

they'll only do something if they feel like they vastly outnumber their enemies

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


Bannon: And then we'll sic ICE on ALL THE JUDGES...c'mon, Donald, smile. Please.

Kelly: Now wait just a mo-

Trump: ...all the judges?

Bannon: All the Mexican ones for sure.

Trump: *sniff* o...okay

Kelly: You realize that none of this is even remotely legal, right? Like even by my lovely department's standards of legality, this is possibly the least legal thing I have ever heard.

*everyone starts laughing*

Trump: Thanks guys, I really needed that.

Christie: You guys still need me to come in and beg for clemency?

Bannon: Naah, we're good

Christie: Because, you know,, I could really use a pardon right about-

Bannon: I SAID WE'RE GOOD

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



wtf is the deal with people on imgur

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

antifa in the middle of a fascist gang all

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Yinlock posted:

fascists are, to a man, giant cowards

you can debate them all day and nothing will happen but one punch sends them running away crying

they'll only do something if they feel like they vastly outnumber their enemies

that last part is good context for Trumps obsession with popular vote, crowd sizes, big neo-nazi rallies. He and the red hats need to feel like an overwhelming majority so they can feel safe to brutalize minorities

also why the 2016 campaign hasn't and won't ever loving stop

Solarin fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Mar 6, 2017

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

im sure this has come up throughout the campaign but for a guy whose catchphrase was 'you're fired' he sure has a hard time doing it irl

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Solarin posted:

that last part is good context for Trumps obsession with popular vote, crowd sizes, big neo-nazi rallies. He and the red hats need to feel like an overwhelming majority so they can feel safe to brutalize minorities

also why the 2016 campaign hasn't and won't even loving stop

that's also where the ~silent majority~ thing comes from

then it turned out that there wasn't really a silent majority and the nazis got real quiet all of a sudden

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
gently caress i wish there really was a new world order conspiracy culminating in one world government and the erosion of national sovereignty

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

JosefStalinator posted:

gently caress i wish there really was a new world order conspiracy culminating in one world government and the erosion of national sovereignty

same, it would really improve a lot of things

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

JosefStalinator posted:

gently caress i wish there really was a new world order conspiracy culminating in one world government and the erosion of national sovereignty

this.


this plus tons of mass graves

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Yinlock posted:

that's also where the ~silent majority~ thing comes from

then it turned out that there wasn't really a silent majority and the nazis got real quiet all of a sudden

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/838441522546769923

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

lol

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

I bet the Trump rallies are gonna be back again in full force with the travel ban EO and we're gonna see some next level poo poo from the Proud Boys

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

tacodaemon posted:

wtf is the deal with people on imgur



How is Porn a verb?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/838590413590130689

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i take back my earlier comment about Donald be essentially orange racist Elmo, because i think Elmo at least knows the difference between five million and fifty

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts posted:

this.


this plus tons of mass graves

sorry but eroding national sovereignty actually means less mass graves

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i think you can blame a few more men personally

*opens notepad, flips to page labelled "suspects", follows list down to "The Entire Republican Party"


hmmmmmmm

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i mean calling protests against donald trump "rallies to make america great again" isn't wrong, really

in that things sure would be great without donald j trump

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/838439850084814850

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/838544413202665472

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

JosefStalinator posted:

sorry but eroding national sovereignty actually means less mass graves
counterpoint: western corporate states

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Should a been thinking face

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
grats on yr CSPAM af daughter, Patton

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