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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Ahaha gently caress that almost got me

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Gringostar posted:

nahh, cobain listened to grohl's demo tape for his solo project and killed himself because he knew he couldn't write songs as good as his drummer

I want to think in an alternate reality Cobain lived but everything is the same, only that Kurt Cobain's career went the route of Jesse Camp complete with bombing out as soon as alternative died and then trying to get onto a reality show by scoring drugs outside of Total Request Live. I really don't see any future where Cobain would have any relevance considering alternative rock sank like a stone as soon as the Internet took off.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
If all this Russia stuff comes to a head they are gonna make reince the fall guy somehow

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

the O man is dressing like a goddamn pornstar.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
the conspiracy about denver international is totally true

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

rofl ur a beautiful person

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

cumshitter posted:

while i was drunk i had the epiphany that while this was a bit scary for me i can't imaigne how brave they are for living an existence that is outright rejected by some of their coworkers and sometimes even just random assholes on the street. i am genuinely jealous of their inner fortitude
how I feel about Foo Fighters fans

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

the mommest loving jeans

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

A Handed Missus posted:

um

which one of u is the acting Director of National Intelligence??



The "deep state" is pretty dumb if they fall for James okeefe with a fake mustache :rolleye:

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

I want to think in an alternate reality Cobain lived but everything is the same, only that Kurt Cobain's career went the route of Jesse Camp complete with bombing out as soon as alternative died and then trying to get onto a reality show by scoring drugs outside of Total Request Live. I really don't see any future where Cobain would have any relevance considering alternative rock sank like a stone as soon as the Internet took off.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3806618&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post468620731

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Harald posted:

how I feel about Foo Fighters fans

FOO FIGHTERS RULE I WILL FIGHT U

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm going to generate a minecraft world after I get a lot of the fort done so we can explore it in person. Does that sound fun?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


*thinkingface*

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

dude has two shirts tucked into his jeans....

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

A Handed Missus posted:

um

which one of u is the acting Director of National Intelligence??



holy poo poo Kevin Rudd used a fake moustache to infiltrate the American government

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

slave to my cravings posted:

If all this Russia stuff comes to a head they are gonna make reince the fall guy somehow

they can't scapegoat him for russia because bannon is already scapegoating him for his own bumbling

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

They've definitely been fuckin

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this video reminds me of what it's like trying to get anything done when trump news keeps happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4VI8IMEmdg

tacodaemon fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Mar 6, 2017

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

BUSH 2112 posted:

no dude, courtney love planned it, but dave grohl and billy corgan actually killed him. (this is actually a thing people believe lol)

Billy Corrigan can't even run a d-list wrestling promotion never mind successfully pull off a murder plot.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

That looks like a man whose seen a piss tape

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
trump can't fire reince because bannon won't let him, is my guess

bannon thinks he needs him to keep Rs in congress compliant long enough to do some really radical poo poo and actually seize the state

of course bannon is planning to put reince's head on a pike as soon as feasible, but he probably thinks it'll take another few months

reince knows this and fears bannon, but also hates him

he's bannon's gollum and trump is the one ring

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

BGrifter posted:

Billy Corrigan can't even run a d-list wrestling promotion never mind successfully pull off a murder plot.

corrigan is insane

that's not hyperbole at all

he is legit loving insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCUQpcLg-aE

it goes on for over an hour

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

tacodaemon posted:

this video reminds me of what it's like trying to get anything done when trump news keeps happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4VI8IMEmdg

hmm, this seems like it's probably hillary clinton's fault

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Utz posted:

trump can't fire reince because bannon won't let him, is my guess

bannon thinks he needs him to keep Rs in congress compliant long enough to do some really radical poo poo and actually seize the state

of course bannon is planning to put reince's head on a pike as soon as feasible, but he probably thinks it'll take another few months

reince knows this and fears bannon, but also hates him

he's bannon's gollum and trump is the one ring

every single perosn in the trump admin attached themselves to a coliccy baby who is literally impsossible to control without showeirng him in tidal waves of praise

i think its safe to say nobody involved with trump is playing a long game. if they were smart htey wouldnt plan more than 12 hours ahead because thats how temeprmental trump is. im putting my money on "not smart"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
billy corgan spent years trying to learn how to cum

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Make America Great Again

https://twitter.com/funder/status/838524310750920707

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Solarin posted:

I bet the Trump rallies are gonna be back again in full force with the travel ban EO and we're gonna see some next level poo poo from the Proud Boys

If you thought they could pee their pants before...

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/838556380176973825

is today the Steve King rally or was that yesterday?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/ruskin147/status/838445095410106368

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

BGrifter posted:

Billy Corrigan can't even run a d-list wrestling promotion never mind successfully pull off a murder plot.

goldberg just won a wwe title

lol

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/838556380176973825

is today the Steve King rally or was that yesterday?

i'm a treasonist

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
coo dee ah cue tee ay tee

l g

b t q

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
steve king saying crazy poo poo should surprise no one

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

Utz posted:

trump can't fire reince because bannon won't let him, is my guess

bannon thinks he needs him to keep Rs in congress compliant long enough to do some really radical poo poo and actually seize the state

of course bannon is planning to put reince's head on a pike as soon as feasible, but he probably thinks it'll take another few months

reince knows this and fears bannon, but also hates him

he's bannon's gollum and trump is the one ring

Bannon loving hates Reince, he'd wring his neck right now if he thought he could get away with it

Bannon likes to pretend to be a genius mastermind, but he's really an impatient dumbshit who wants full fascism now, and thinks that "shock and awe" is an effective political strategy. Reince is only there because the congressional GOP will freak the gently caress out if their only connection to the Trump WH is severed, and the day he is inevitably cut loose is going to be pure :yum:

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


tacodaemon posted:

this video reminds me of what it's like trying to get anything done when trump news keeps happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4VI8IMEmdg

Very rarely have I felt worse about laughing at something than when he dumps her on the ground and puts a couple cardboard boxes on her too.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

no, really, letterman doesn't give that many interviews and he has a lot to say about on-topic stuff

https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/838570093848244225

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

cumshitter posted:

every single perosn in the trump admin attached themselves to a coliccy baby who is literally impsossible to control without showeirng him in tidal waves of praise

i think its safe to say nobody involved with trump is playing a long game. if they were smart htey wouldnt plan more than 12 hours ahead because thats how temeprmental trump is. im putting my money on "not smart"

I wonder what their plans were initially: spend a year or two in the Administration, then see if they can pawn that into a nice gig outside of it where they wouldn't have to deal with Trump's old man piss smell or seeing bits of his swollen Frankenstein scalp when he would sit down? What did they want from this? Where did they think this was all going to go in that short time between Trump meeting with Obama the day after and Trump pissing off China a day or two after?

I'm really curious because you know they might have had some big dreams. You know Kellyanne wanted to be press secretary, and that a few of the surrogates (that are now either gone or dead, who knows) thought of getting cherry positions in the cabinet or at the WH itself. Priebus knew he was going to have some role in order to soothe out Trump's rough spots so the Republican Congress could get their poo poo done.

I ask because I know when the reality set in, when they knew it was never going to change, when their dreams were dashed and they saw that the only thing waiting for them was either the world's mockery or having to face this gigantic pathetic manbaby, a part of them died. Not a small part, either. It must have been like having to sell off a body part in order to get their fondest wish, only to have it go so immediately south that the only thing left is mindbending despair. Because when I look at how some of those faces have aged and withered and how the light has gone out of their eyes, I want to know that darkness, because it makes me laugh, because I know it's only the beginning for them. Nobody in this administration will live this down, ever, because it will haunt them in some Lovecraftian way for the rest of their time in existence.

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i think its awesome that talking about the relationnships in the white house sound exactly the same as how i hear some of the older ladies at my office job talk about what acharacters are going to do ont he young and the restless

except like this might actually result in nuclear war

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