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Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

FreudianSlippers posted:

The dude from the 19th century has the body of a old man in his early 30s because he has been working 14 hours a day 6 days a week since he was 4. Is constantly drunk because unlike all the drinking water alcohol doesn't have poop in it. Has a bunch of parasites.

The medieval guy doesn't understand a word anyone else is saying because he only speaks Middle English. A really chill dude who does everything really slowly because as a pre-industrial peasant time is barely a concept to him. Has a bunch of parasites.

The early modern guy dresses like a hobo clown. Religious zealot who will kill anyone with a slightly different interpretation of even the most minute detail of the bible. Might murder you anyway if he wants to loot your boots or teeth. Smokes like a chimney. Has a bunch of parasites.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lurdiak posted:

Someone once thought I was DT, which is really mean.

Oh, that's loving harsh.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Safety Factor posted:

:rip: SALT CURES HAM. God bless you for somehow getting locked inside a crack house.

He's not dead, just Lord of Booty or whatever it is now.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

As long as I'm asking stupid questions in this thread, if I did a podcast devoted to watching every Michael Shannon movie, could I rope some of y'all in as guests?

"Man of Steel is the great film of all time" *drops mic*

FreudianSlippers posted:

The medieval guy doesn't understand a word anyone else is saying because he only speaks Middle English. A really chill dude who does everything really slowly because as a pre-industrial peasant time is barely a concept to him. Has a bunch of parasites.

Don't doxx me bro.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

DC Murderverse posted:

Music Box in Chicago is the best that I've ever been to. They do their 70mm festival every year, they show great movies all the time, and they do cool special event stuff as well. Plus they show as many movies as they can in 35mm.

Music Box is nice but the programming doesn't really come close to the Drafthouse theaters or what I hear about some of the places in LA. Having just two screens kind of limits what they can do. The 70mm Festival and the horror marathon are great, though.

It's kind of surprising Chicago doesn't have a bigger movie scene, you've basically got to spend half the year indoors. I assume/hope we'll get a Drafthouse at some point.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
2016 catch-up status report: Hacksaw ✚ Ridge is a'ight, about what you'd expect for Gibson's prodigal film, which is basically a more expensive and thus more competent version of a Christian independent film. He's def' an actor's director, nobody in this flick gives a mediocre performance. But it's still kind of a compromise. If you want the real nitty-gritty, you either go for Ang Lee's much more polemical/less nostalgic Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk or Alejandro Gomez Monteverde's Little Boy.

Meanwhile, I've seen Denial twice and it's still so dope.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

DC Murderverse posted:

Music Box in Chicago is the best that I've ever been to. They do their 70mm festival every year, they show great movies all the time, and they do cool special event stuff as well. Plus they show as many movies as they can in 35mm.

I think one of the biggest turnarounds I've had on a movie is going from watching Dune on a crappy TV with like three people not knowing what I was going into to watching Dune at the Music Box with a game crowd.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Dissapointed Owl posted:

What's the reason for this, anyway?

In addition to the more prosaic reasons mentioned to do with licensing rights, filming theatre just isn't very easy. The cameras' positioning and capabilities dictate where the actors can go, how fast they can move, how they can be lit etc. You can't have a regular crowd in because the cameras will spoil the performance for them. You end up having to restage the whole thing specifically for filming, which is what National Theatre Live and things in that fashion do, but for most plays it's just not worth it. And as well, the whole thing is live dialogue, which is considerably slower paced than people expect from TV and movies where the dialogue is either edited together to be faster or rattled off by professional presenters, so it ends up being a niche product anyway.

josh04 fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Mar 6, 2017

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Why is John Oliver interviewing the dang Dalai Lama?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Why is John Oliver interviewing the dang Dalai Lama?

Why not?

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Why is John Oliver interviewing the dang Dalai Lama?

The real joke is journalism.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Late to sensory deprivation chat but I got to try it once along with a bunch of extended family (in separate pods obviously), and it was pretty neat. Nothing too crazy, but after a while I saw some really faint colors, sorta like a super-mild aurora borealis. The weird thing is a few of my other blood relatives saw colors too, but nobody else did, so I guess it's related to something genetic. Hopefully not a horrible debilitating eye disorder or something.

Once in a while I felt like I was spinning in circles even though I could reach out and tell that I hadn't moved at all, but that's apparently pretty common since your whole cochlear balance system doesn't know what's going on and you have no other stimuli to orient yourself.

The people working there said every once in a while someone has a pretty intense visual or auditory hallucination, even if they aren't panicking at all. And a lot of people fall asleep.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
My position is go with the sensory deprivation chamber even if you think you're gonna turn into a monkey-man or some Ken Russell poo poo, because that's actually what the ken in this subforum should aspire towards.

Then again, you could probably just get real baked and watch Night Train to Terror.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

K. Waste posted:

My position is go with the sensory deprivation chamber even if you think you're gonna turn into a monkey-man or some Ken Russell poo poo, because that's actually what the ken in this subforum should aspire towards.
.... aren't you the ken in this forum?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



I guess this is the next step up from a sensory deprivation tank, and it sounds genuinely unpleasant:

http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/worlds-quietest-place

But parts of it sound kinda like bullshit and I can't find much else on it aside from an article in the Daily Mail, so.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Slugworth posted:

.... aren't you the ken in this forum?

I mean "ken" as in the abstract 'bubble of knowledge' that becomes the bizarre, autonomous friendly space of cinephilia; as in Pauline Kael's use of it:

Pauline Kael posted:

I live in a rather special world. I only know one person who voted for Nixon. Where they are I don’t know. They’re outside my ken. But sometimes when I’m in a theater I can feel them.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Slugworth posted:

.... aren't you the ken in this forum?

Uncle Boogeyman used to be Ken

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
I'm Blanka

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
If I wanted to be in a mind numbing chamber for hours, utterly alone, I'd probably keep doing what I'm doing every day of my life.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



I'm Dan. :(

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
My avatar is self-explanatory on this front.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
help, help, i'm trapped on tumblr and feeling bad about being 'white' 'straight' and male

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

As long as I'm asking stupid questions in this thread, if I did a podcast devoted to watching every Michael Shannon movie, could I rope some of y'all in as guests?

Sure, I could do with a rewatch of Groundhog Day anyway.

josh04 posted:

In addition to the more prosaic reasons mentioned to do with licensing rights, filming theatre just isn't very easy. The cameras' positioning and capabilities dictate where the actors can go, how fast they can move, how they can be lit etc. You can't have a regular crowd in because the cameras will spoil the performance for them. You end up having to restage the whole thing specifically for filming, which is what National Theatre Live and things in that fashion do, but for most plays it's just not worth it. And as well, the whole thing is live dialogue, which is considerably slower paced than people expect from TV and movies where the dialogue is either edited together to be faster or rattled off by professional presenters, so it ends up being a niche product anyway.

I guess. I mean, I've seen a lot of filmed stage performances that was literally 3 cameras at 3 angles, and the occasional zoom. Seems like you really wouldn't need to restage the entire thing for filming as you already know how everyone we'll be seeing it anyway: from an audience angle that is very limited.

Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Mar 6, 2017

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009

ungulateman posted:

help, help, i'm trapped on tumblr and feeling bad about being 'white' 'straight' and male
just tumblr some porno gifs

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

K. Waste posted:

I mean "ken" as in the abstract 'bubble of knowledge' that becomes the bizarre, autonomous friendly space of cinephilia; as in Pauline Kael's use of it:
... aren't you the ken of this subforum?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Sure, I could do with a rewatch of Groundhog Day anyway.

Wait what?

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

I guess this is the next step up from a sensory deprivation tank, and it sounds genuinely unpleasant:

http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/worlds-quietest-place

But parts of it sound kinda like bullshit and I can't find much else on it aside from an article in the Daily Mail, so.

I mean, I love Atlas Obscura but remain pretty skeptical of their more outlandish articles.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjltG0T1430

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

I love moments like these. You watch movies, come to like an actor and then you find out you've seen him in stuff you loved twenty years ago.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

K. Waste posted:

2016 catch-up status report: Hacksaw ✚ Ridge is a'ight, about what you'd expect for Gibson's prodigal film, which is basically a more expensive and thus more competent version of a Christian independent film. He's def' an actor's director, nobody in this flick gives a mediocre performance. But it's still kind of a compromise. If you want the real nitty-gritty, you either go for Ang Lee's much more polemical/less nostalgic Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk or Alejandro Gomez Monteverde's Little Boy.

Meanwhile, I've seen Denial twice and it's still so dope.

I missed Silence in the theaters (I decided to see it the last day it was playing here), but I still wonder if the only reason I thought Hacksaw Ridge was just alright was because of Garfield.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

As long as I'm asking stupid questions in this thread, if I did a podcast devoted to watching every Michael Shannon movie, could I rope some of y'all in as guests?

I'm not sure my doe-eyed swooning would translate very well to the podcast medium.

As for anechoic chambers, I've been in one of the BBC's and, yeah, I definitely experienced an intense awareness of my bodies internal sounds plus a loss of my sense of balance. It wasn't nauseatingly unpleasant like some articles claim, but it definitely was trippily weird. Returning - after about 5 minutes I think - back to customarily normal noisy environments was a bit of shock, feeling like when suddenly awakens from a dream and everything has change.

Other's experiences may vary, though, as I have a few factors - autism, above-average hearing sensitivity/acuity, OCD, abundance of mental illness, etc - which probably contributed to my personal response.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
This video for Acid Rain by Lorn is drat good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I missed Silence in the theaters (I decided to see it the last day it was playing here), but I still wonder if the only reason I thought Hacksaw Ridge was just alright was because of Garfield.

That's a safe bet, but stand-out supporting performances from Hugo Weaving, Teresa Palmer, Luke Bracey, and Vince Vaughn (!!!) certainly helped.

My favorite part is when they're in the movie theater and they have that whole exchange about how "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen"/"That's just because we're sitting in the dark," meanwhile the entire setting is fully illuminated. It's like anti-atmosphere.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

I honestly thought Garfield was great and his best actor nomination completely deserved. And in the last movie I saw of his, 99 Homes, he was terrible.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
Are there any great write-ups about the Old Hollywood system re: contract players? I know a bit about it but watching Feud last night made me really want to delve into it.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

I honestly thought Garfield was great and his best actor nomination completely deserved.

Same, but about Bill Murray as Garfield.

The problem with Andrew Garfield is that when he smiles he looks like he has no teeth. Also, I wonder about the motivations of a young actor taking two roles (Hacksaw and Silence) that are so similar - stubborn religious dorks with no ability to compromise or act like real human beings. Also, dude is doing Angels in America now, guy is either a masochist or is using his job as therapy.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Andrew Garfield is so attractive he made me realize I'm not straight. So he gets a pass on everything from me.

Also he was the best Spider-Man loving FIGHT ME

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Coffee And Pie posted:

Andrew Garfield is so attractive he made me realize I'm not straight. So he gets a pass on everything from me.

Also he was the best Spider-Man loving FIGHT ME

Nah that new Spider-Man kid was way better even in his few minutes of Avengers screentime. I do agree that Tobey Maguire was just awful though

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

Coffee And Pie posted:

Andrew Garfield is so attractive he made me realize I'm not straight.

This would make the best poster blurb for Silence.

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Spatulater bro! posted:

This would make the best poster blurb for Silence.

There was a film critic who once said the same of Alain Delon in Purple Noon.

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