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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Brawnfire posted:

Weirdly enough, Family Guy porn is popular enough that Family Guy made a joke about it. I don't really understand how FG's art style is at all erotic, but there you have it.
Donald Trump is president of the United States

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Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Donald Trump is president of the United States

Burma Shave!

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Shbobdb posted:

You'd think eventually people would stop wanting to masturbate to weird drawn images but that clearly hasn't happened.

:nws: The Turin Erotic Papyrus, 1150 BC :nws: Features: fat balding dudes with huge peckers railing nubile young ladies, dwarfs also with huge dicks, banging in a chariot.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Byzantine posted:

:nws: The Turin Erotic Papyrus, 1150 BC :nws: Features: fat balding dudes with huge peckers railing nubile young ladies, dwarfs also with huge dicks, banging in a chariot.

I'll be very disappointed if they're not literally banging their dicks together like demented morris dancers.

But I repeat myself.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Brawnfire posted:

I mean nothing gets you off faster than knowing a skewed line in Chuckie Finster's face was the result of a rock-hard cartoonist's sweaty, rapidly-moving hand jogging the drawing table...

I don't know about this Tommy.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Enjoying that username/post combo

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
trans exclusionary radical fecalist

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
both of these popped up unironically in a Facebook argument about gay Beauty and the Beast

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




china bot posted:

both of these popped up unironically in a Facebook argument about gay Beauty and the Beast



I'd like to see gay Beauty and the Beast. Beauty and the Bear.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

china bot posted:

both of these popped up unironically in a Facebook argument about gay Beauty and the Beast



please point out the fact that the main romance in the movie is technically beastiality, but they seem to be fine with that

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I wonder how many of these people making a fuss about the "gay romance" in Beauty and the Beast know that it's literally just LeFou dancing with a guy in the final scene. I doubt anyone would even have noticed if the director didn't mention it in an interview.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Low Desert Punk posted:

13 year old kid that was dragged onto Dr. Phil by her mom, and became a meme. She's taken advantage of that by creating a popular instagram account, selling merch, getting appearances, and starring in music videos. Probably the best case scenario for a poor kid being embarrassed on national TV.

I saw something about her getting her own tv show now. I'm not sure if it's Danielle or her mom, but someone in that family is way smarter than they look.

Makes me wonder if I missed some viral meme that made the Chrisleys famous.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

change my name posted:

please point out the fact that the main romance in the movie is technically beastiality, but they seem to be fine with that

And now you know why it's taken several attempts to make beastiality illegal in Florida.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

I can see like 13 more sixes... what does that signify??

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I can see like 13 more sixes... what does that signify??

Ultra Satan.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Garrand posted:

Weren't there homemade popeye porn comics floating around from back in the 30s?

he knocks down a door with his dick, it's great

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Plom Bar posted:

furiously honking pud to Betty Boop and Wilma Flintstone.

Please don't doxx me.

I lost my mind at "furiously honking pud"

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Blind Pineapple posted:

Makes me wonder if I missed some viral meme that made the Chrisleys famous.

That's been eating at the back of my mind for months now. I can't figure out what that's all about.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
Anyone up for another of imgur's hot takes on feminism and the wage gap? No?
Too late!

There's no wage gap because men are more likely to die at work!

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
I too find discrepancies in salary to be easily explained away by how much time one is spending at work.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Nuebot posted:

Anyone up for another of imgur's hot takes on feminism and the wage gap? No?
Too late!

There's no wage gap because men are more likely to die at work!

Hm, these male-dominated fields are highly-paid and respected. Clearly, women should just sign up for them, they will obviously remain that way, rather than being devalued by the higher presence of women, a thing which has never happened before.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

"But the calculations that lead to the wage gap being determined already take those into accou--"

"FEMINISM IS A CANCER"

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Serperoth posted:

Hm, these male-dominated fields are highly-paid and respected. Clearly, women should just sign up for them, they will obviously remain that way, rather than being devalued by the higher presence of women, a thing which has never happened before.

Don't forget that women obviously have exactly as much of a chance of getting a job in those male-dominated fields as a man with the same (or lower) credentials.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Also remember that the .70 figure concerns how much women make on average compared to men in the same profession. It has nothing to do with choice of career or hours worked

Ultima66
Sep 2, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

Also remember that the .70 figure concerns how much women make on average compared to men in the same profession. It has nothing to do with choice of career or hours worked

Actually, this isn't accurate. 77 cents on the dollar is an aggregate over all professions. The gap varies a ton depending on profession.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2012/jun/21/barack-obama/barack-obama-ad-says-women-are-paid-77-cents-dolla/

But yes, even with the fact that the 77 cents on the dollar gap is misleading due to more women working in lower paying positions than men, women still basically always make less for the same work as men do.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
Even if it DID the larger conversation is about how women's labor is generally valued at less than men's, and examples of this exist everywhere throughout history but mostly concerning housework

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Nuebot posted:

Anyone up for another of imgur's hot takes on feminism and the wage gap? No?
Too late!

There's no wage gap because men are more likely to die at work!

Sexism? You decide!

Well OK, I decide it is sexism.

On an aside I hate poo poo like that. "Is the government poisoning us with chemtrails? You decide." "Is there a secret cabal of gay muslim witches performing abortions in our public school? Look at this vague bullshit symbol and make upyour own mind."

They think by posing it as a question that they are framing it in such a way that they know something you don't and when you come around they can be smug and say they knew it before you. Or if called out on how wrong they are they go "I never said i believed it, I was just asking questions." or when they refuse to back down from theracism/sexism/crazy they go "Well even if it is totally fake and made up and 100% provably wrong, it still makes you think."

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Nuebot posted:

Anyone up for another of imgur's hot takes on feminism and the wage gap? No?
Too late!

There's no wage gap because men are more likely to die at work!
what a weird blast from the past

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

BrigadierSensible posted:

Sexism? You decide!

Well OK, I decide it is sexism.

On an aside I hate poo poo like that. "Is the government poisoning us with chemtrails? You decide." "Is there a secret cabal of gay muslim witches performing abortions in our public school? Look at this vague bullshit symbol and make upyour own mind."

They think by posing it as a question that they are framing it in such a way that they know something you don't and when you come around they can be smug and say they knew it before you. Or if called out on how wrong they are they go "I never said i believed it, I was just asking questions." or when they refuse to back down from theracism/sexism/crazy they go "Well even if it is totally fake and made up and 100% provably wrong, it still makes you think."

Yeah, it does make me think.




It makes me think you are a fucktard.

LoveMeDead
Feb 16, 2011
There was a study done 2 years ago that showed that male nurses make, on average, $5000 per year more than female nurses. This is in a profession that has a ratio of 10:1 women to men. When the study was written up in the ANA magazine, one of my male co-workers (we are nurses) said that it was probably wrong because he knows female nurses that make more than he does. He refused to believe that this study of more than 87,000 nurses was accurate. He kept coming up with excuses, like that men were more likely to go in to the higher paying specialties (this was accounted for in the study) and that women took more time off for kids and pregnancy (ugh). Then he tried to say that it was probably a "feminist" organization that ran the study, even though it was run by the American Medical Association. http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2208795

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

The Saddest Rhino posted:

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Emoji were a mistake.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Handphones. As opposed to footphones.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Who What Now posted:

Handphones. As opposed to footphones.

That's what mobile phones are called in English speaking parts of East Asia.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

So Rhino are these things real or are you doing a bit or what?

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-07/female-traffic-light-signals-melbourne-pedestrian-crossing/8330560

I'm sure this thing has already showed up on reddit, imgur and so on and the responses have been down right delicious.




The comment section is a bingo card.

quote:

Have heard it all#planet is dying there are #wars #disease & yet
in #Melbourne some r worried about the gender of #pedestrian icon
PATHETIC

The "starving children in Africa" straw man where people who put zero effort into making the world a better place puts down people who put in some effort for not putting in enough effort


quote:

Standard symbol can be woman in pants, no? With short hair or hair tied back. What's with "skirt denotes woman"?

I for one am slightly surprised how masculine they managed to make the old one.


Perhaps the quoted person should consider the new one was either a woman in a skirt or a man in a kilt?

quote:

Better equality PR would be if Melbourne left pedestrian light signals the same and said "See, it doesn't matter what women choose to wear!"

I can see the headlines now "Melbourne does not change signs" front page everywhere "walk signs in Melbourne remain as before. Experts puzzled"

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/SonarJose/status/838820435328389120

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


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