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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Slow and steady wins the race

In 4 years, friend ben will be ready for complete global saturation

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

thats a real candiru attitude

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

tacodaemon posted:

do you guys like brussels sprouts

roasted with basalmic vinegar drizzle

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i cant wait for the next black entrepreneur to run in 2024. i mean who can top herman cain and ben carson right?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
roasting vegetables is the laziest goddam thing a n d i t s a m a z i n g

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

tacodaemon posted:

do you guys like brussels sprouts

Roasted yeah

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
whatever happened to alan keyes

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



why was it like a standard comedy joke for several decades that brussels sprouts are the worst grossest thing when irl they arent

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Donkwich posted:

whatever happened to alan keyes

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

tacodaemon posted:

why was it like a standard comedy joke for several decades that brussels sprouts are the worst grossest thing when irl they arent

try them Midwest style

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



jeb.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the midwest is bad

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

HailedUser posted:

He also mentioned that Mattis may be in on it as well, and if they can't get Clinton in as Speaker, then Mattis is the other likely candidate for Trump's successor.


Other random points of interest from the Theory:

1. Trump is a total patsy and is playing right into "their" hands, though Kushner and Ivanka may be part of the Conspiracy, having been recruited by Chelsea Clinton.

2. Bernie would have won, which is why he had to lose the Primary (for posterity, the friend who came up with all this voted for Bernie in the Primary and Clinton in the General Election).

3. Chelsea Clinton's daughter is supposed to marry into the British Royal Family (who at this point will be the Royal Family of Earth/Nato).

4. Bannon knows all this, and is working with a second crypto-Nazi conspiracy (founded by Himmler, whom faked his own death) to disrupt the plan and enslave the human race under the Fourth Reich (Alex Jones is also a member and may or may not be a reptilian alien).

I want to live in your friend's world for just one day

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




im doing what i do every election since the 1974 midterms and writing "BEYONCÉ FOR PREZ" in for everything

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

triple sulk posted:

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




shes an inspiration

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Squizzle posted:

im doing what i do every election since the 1974 midterms and writing "BEYONCÉ FOR PREZ" in for everything

The woke choice

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Squizzle posted:

shes an inspiration

Hell, I'd vote for her

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Admiral Ray posted:

try them Midwest style

Any good vegetable ppl joke about should be tried in a "bought in a can then boiled without spices" format as was common in America until the 1990s

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



there are few songs i hate more than this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idCil0mNhoo

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

JEB!s an inspiration

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


if you like brussel sprouts then try fiddleheads

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The Brown Menace posted:

Slow and steady wins the race

In 4 years, friend ben will be ready for complete global saturation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2YU-YzNzVQ

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tacodaemon posted:

there are few songs i hate more than this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idCil0mNhoo
good for what ales u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWS0j2fulY

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
imagine how loving frustrating it must be to be a paranoid schizophrenic

like everything makes sense to you and the connections are so obvious but nobody else can see them and every time you try to explain they just stare at you like a slack jawed moron

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

SKULL.GIF posted:

if you like brussel sprouts then try fiddleheads

lol brassicas

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i dont hate beyoncé or anything but her songs are so heteronormative

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

tacodaemon posted:

why was it like a standard comedy joke for several decades that brussels sprouts are the worst grossest thing when irl they arent

If you cook them wrong they smell like farts and taste even worse

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Just drove for 10 hours, did Trump have Obama arrested yet?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Aaliyah wouldve won

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

fknlo posted:

Just drove for 10 hours, did Trump have Obama arrested yet?

sadly, no

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

fknlo posted:

Just drove for 10 hours, did Trump have Obama arrested yet?

bannon was arrested on treason charges

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Fojar38 posted:

imagine how loving frustrating it must be to be a paranoid schizophrenic

like everything makes sense to you and the connections are so obvious but nobody else can see them and every time you try to explain they just stare at you like a slack jawed moron

yes how... absurd...

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

I would give anything to have him as President now.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
literally pulled out of the wh in handcuffs and put in an fbi cruiser

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tacodaemon posted:

i dont hate beyoncé or anything but her songs are so heteronormative

p sure everybody that knows jigga sings most love songs about him :allears:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

William Bear posted:

I would give anything to have him as President now.

the actuall playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIsXXU-_G7I

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

p sure everybody that knows jigga sings most love songs about him :allears:

what i am saying is that shawn carter is sexy enuff to go by mr beyonce if he want to

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