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Smiling Jack posted:

You fuckers. You absolute fuckers.

I have given zero shits and had no interest in ever becoming a moderator, much less an admin for this godforsaken site, but by all that is loving holy, no matter what Sisyphean labors I have to accomplish I will gain that title.

And on that day my vengeance will be terrible and epic.

Anyone who posted that John Galt speech will get banned. Anyone who quoted it, anyone who replied to it, anyone who made that loving speech scroll across my screen is loving eating a ten thousand hour probation. I'll loving edit your posts and delete everything you ever said. I'll change your username, delete your avatar, wipe you from the memory of the forums forever. I'll abuse my newfound power to find where you live.

And one day, as you play some video game in your parents basement, screeching into your headset, everything will go quiet.

And a voice, very close, too close, will quietly ask, "Who is John Galt?"

FrozenVent posted:

https://filiph.github.io/markov/

Smiling Jack posted:

Smiling Jack posted:

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I'm gonna ask Zeris to give the next Galt quotes a month off. He won't listen but then again he might.

quote:

VETERAN FIGHTING DEPORTATION AFTER 2 TOURS IN AFGHANISTAN



CHICAGO (WLS) -- A group of soldiers, family, and community members came together Saturday to fight a deportation order for a former U.S. soldier.

Army Private 1st class Miguel Perez, Jr., was born in Mexico and grew up in Chicago. On Monday, Perez faces a deportation hearing because he committed a non-violent drug offense, his family said.

Perez represents thousands of green card veterans who face deportation, according to a press release by Ashley's Memory Project, which was started by the immigrant mother of a deceased veteran, and a local church. They said many enlist with the promise of citizenship.

He served two tours of duty in Afghanistan and was injured in an explosion. He sustained a brain injury and suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder, his family said.

"He's more American than most of us standing here, because he did pick up arms to defend this country," his mother told reporters at Lincoln United Methodist Church in Pilsen.
Perez's parents are both U.S. citizens.

The family said that Perez did not get the adequate medical attention when he returned home and turned to self medication with drugs and alcohol.

His family said he joined the Army before he could go through the citizenship process.

The family plans to hold a press conference before the deportation hearing at the Chicago Immigration Court in the Loop. Congressman Luis Gutierrez, D-Chicago, and Ald. Danny Solis (25th Ward) are also scheduled to attend.

On Tuesday, the family will travel to Washington, D.C., for an event of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.

M_Gargantua posted:

~*Cool 90’s Prodigy jams ring out in the back ground*~

Another one got outed today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested for Sending Death Threats on Twitter", "Hacker Arrested after Taking Down Some Left Wing Mine-Craft Servers"...

drat kids. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the script kiddie, into the Alt-Right? Did you ever wonder what made them tick, what forces shaped them, what may have molded them?

I am a Script Kiddie! Enter my world...

Mine is a world that begins with Habo Hotel... I'm more annoying than most of the other users, this crap they talk about bores me...

drat trolls. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I don’t understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I don't show my work, because I was buy posting dank memes”...
drat kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

But I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart rear end...
Or judges me for looking at pokemon Rule 34...
drat kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like UDP Packets through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a rare Pepe is found.

"This is it... this is where I belong...the Alt-Right"

I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all... Except not really...But that’s fine because I don’t really have any other friends...

drat kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You bet your rear end we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for Doritos and mountain dew... the crumbs that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by feminists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-ing trolls, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

Very Poem!

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the inaccurate matrix references. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by triggered leftist snowflakes... Who we also simultaneously call thugs because they punch Nazis... And then we ourselves throw tantrums when you ban us from social media! OUR LOGIC IS FLAWLESS MATE!
We explore... and you call us Nazis. We post goatse on twitter, with Nazi flags... and you call us Nazis. We dislike people with certain skin colors, certain nationalities, and we have great religious bias... and you call us Nazis. (Maybe...they’re right? ...? NO! You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you make ghostbusters movies that we don’t like for some reason! You Murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, and We’Re AlL lIvInG iN a SiMuLaTiOn SETUP by warmonging (((Shilary Clinton))) working with ~Elon Musk~! YES!

I am the Alt-Right. My crime is that of being a loving rear end in a top hat. My crime is that of judging people because I have a severe case of internet induced depersonalization disorder... And I need to go outside a little bit! (Just a little bit!)

I am a Script Kiddie and a Nazi, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can stop us all... after all, we're all alike, in that we’re all a bunch of angry glorified image board trolls who if brains were made of lard would be hard pressed to grease a small loving pan!

SwampDonkey posted:

Not a poo poo post.


http://abc7chicago.com/news/veteran-fighting-deportation-after-2-tours-in-afghanistan/1739129/

SwampDonkey posted:

Not a poo poo post.


http://abc7chicago.com/news/veteran-fighting-deportation-after-2-tours-in-afghanistan/1739129/

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i've never read the john galt thing past "who is john galt?"

i've spent more time looking at big titty jew chicks than reading that

SwampDonkey posted:

Not a poo poo post.


http://abc7chicago.com/news/veteran-fighting-deportation-after-2-tours-in-afghanistan/1739129/

Gobbeldygook posted:

Here was my progression through news stories on this, starting with that one.

1. This is bullshit! He deserves to be an American citizen!

2. He got busted giving an undercover cop a bag of cocaine? That's trafficking, he's hosed.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-veteran-deportation-hearing-met-20170206-story.html

3. They pinned distribution of two pounds of coke on him? Welp I hope his Spanish is good.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20161201/pilsen/miguel-perez-army-veteran-deportation-obama-trump-drug-case.amp

Still don't think he should be deported, but we can't blame Trump for this one because he definitely would've been deported under Clinton or Obama too.

facialimpediment posted:

Dave Letterman: Bannon looks like a guy who goes to lunch, gets drunk, and comes back to the office: “Steve, could you have just one drink?” “gently caress you.” How is a white supremacist the chief adviser to our president? Did anybody look that up? I don’t know. How’s this interview going? Do you think you’re talking to a normal person here? Don’t I seem like I’m full of something?

http://www.vulture.com/2017/03/david-letterman-in-conversation.html

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Yup, let's keep fighting that drug war. Surely success is right around the corner.

FrozenVent posted:

https://filiph.github.io/markov/

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i know its hours old news but seeing this pop up on CNN made me laugh

Victor Vermis posted:

It also included a giant folder of deployment smut. The 3 female marines who managed to get a kiddie pool into their can was probably the most memorable set of pics & videos from that folder. The kiddie pool was empty. They used it to contain the torrents of piss they were blasting on each other. Marines are loving gross.

Missionary Positron posted:

What is it with military culture that brings out just the weirdest poo poo in people

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