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I don't like movies about singing or dancing. Which seems odd as that means it's a pool large enough to draw a conclusion from.
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Das Boo posted:I don't like movies about singing or dancing. Which seems odd as that means it's a pool large enough to draw a conclusion from. Uhh what about Cats Don't Dance? You're telling me you didn't like that movie?
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Mar 6, 2017 04:34
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Applewhite posted:Uhh what about Cats Don't Dance? You're telling me you didn't like that movie?  *Kicks a rock* I liked Darla...
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Mar 6, 2017 04:47
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I like Cats Don't Dance, but am willing to concede that it's exactly as mediocre as Zootopia. Liking something is not the same thing as appraising its quality, after all.
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Mar 6, 2017 05:28
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Hedrigall posted:Haha cool joke post! Keep up the excellent deadpan humour Fan of Zootopia, movie about open-mindedness, finds it ridiculous that someone likes a movie not approved by the orthodoxy.
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Mar 6, 2017 08:50
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True, also Sing is bad Anyway, talking of bad things, I scored this favourite from my youth on bluray today:  (the music is really by far the best part of the show)
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Mar 6, 2017 09:05
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K. Waste posted:I like Cats Don't Dance, but am willing to concede that it's exactly as mediocre as Zootopia. Liking something is not the same thing as appraising its quality, after all. So... not mediocre at all but actually excellent? I can get on board with that, though personally I think CDD is a little better than Zootopia.
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Mar 6, 2017 12:29
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Das Boo posted:I don't like movies about singing or dancing. Which seems odd as that means it's a pool large enough to draw a conclusion from. Frankly, human beings who don't enjoy singing or dancing are rather suspect. You might be part of the lizard people, I'm sorry to say.
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Applewhite posted:So... not mediocre at all but actually excellent? I can get on board with that, though personally I think CDD is a little better than Zootopia. I prefer the more clean setting and deeper plotting of Zootopia over the simplified structure of CDD. Though I do like musical numbers. Samuel Clemens posted:Frankly, human beings who don't enjoy singing or dancing are rather suspect. You might be part of the lizard people, I'm sorry to say. Not one of the good lizard people, either. 
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Mar 6, 2017 12:54
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don't kink shame scaleys guys
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Mar 6, 2017 13:58
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LeJackal posted:Not one of the good lizard people, either. 
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Mar 6, 2017 14:06
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Dreamworks has apparently canceled the Australian musical about the bilby. Which leaves their future slate even drier than before. Imagine hinging an entire year of your movie studio on The Boss Baby and Captain Underpants, with the former being much more important than the latter because the latter was outsourced to another studio.
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Mar 6, 2017 15:24
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Applewhite posted:So... not mediocre at all but actually excellent? I can get on board with that, though personally I think CDD is a little better than Zootopia. CDD has musical numbers and also looks better in hindsight because it was dealing with intersectional politics 'before it was cool.' The montage at the end of modern movie posters parodies while Darla has been 'punished' by being a bill-poster is still more explicitly gross than the feigned sarcasm at the end of Zootopia ("It was a classic doing the wrong thing for the right reason kind of a deal").
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Mar 6, 2017 15:41
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How well do you think Boss Baby will do? Do kids like films about babies?
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Mar 6, 2017 15:49
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Boss Baby seems like it's a decent concept for a silly short film or TV series, but they had to make a movie about it so they tacked on the whole puppy plot to make it 2 hours.
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Mar 6, 2017 16:07
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Fangz posted:How well do you think Boss Baby will do? Do kids like films about babies?
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So. What is CDD?
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Renoistic posted:So. What is CDD? Cat's Don't Dance Unless I'm completely off the mark. Its a pretty cool movie. Great musical bits
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Mar 6, 2017 18:30
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A late-90s animated film about a cat that wants to make it big in Hollywood. I haven't seen it, though I'd like to at some point. Unfortunately, Netflix doesn't have it. I could just rent it through Google or something, but 
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Fangz posted:How well do you think Boss Baby will do? Do kids like films about babies? I don't know about kids, but almost every young adult I know is ecstatic about the film. It'll do fine.
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Mar 6, 2017 19:08
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Why!?
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Mar 6, 2017 19:20
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Pick posted:Why!? It's a film about a whiny baby who thinks he is a businessman who is looking to blame effectively harmless things in order to find an excuse for why nobody likes him. Why do you think it's going to do well in Trump's America?
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Mar 6, 2017 19:21
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It's aspirational
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Mar 6, 2017 19:28
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I recall you recommending this show in this thread, but it 1) looks terrible and 2) is apparently also paedo.
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Mar 6, 2017 19:40
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https://twitter.com/VincentWaller72/status/838072850602835968 Someone is footing the bill for this.… 
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Samuel Clemens posted:Frankly, human beings who don't enjoy singing or dancing are rather suspect. You might be part of the lizard people, I'm sorry to say. Hence why I italicized about, doooofuuuus! Really, I love a well-done musical but I need something a little deeper than that to carry my interest. "I must sing and dance, and it is very important that everyone acknowledge that I do this!" doesn't fit the bill. It always feels shallow and self-serving. Hell, it ties into good musical form that each number should advance a plot, so if the plot's just looking at someone sing and dance then it doesn't engage my emotions. If Chicago weren't about Roxie trying to get away with murder and just "wanting to be a STAH!", I'd recognize her as an attention tick and move on. And then you get Cell Block Tango. 
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Mar 6, 2017 22:35
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K. Waste posted:CDD has musical numbers and also looks better in hindsight because it was dealing with intersectional politics 'before it was cool.' The montage at the end of modern movie posters parodies while Darla has been 'punished' by being a bill-poster is still more explicitly gross than the feigned sarcasm at the end of Zootopia ("It was a classic doing the wrong thing for the right reason kind of a deal"). Darla Dimple deserved death.
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Mar 6, 2017 22:42
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Darla Dimple deserved death. Correction: Darla Dimple is a distraction from the sick culture that made her an idol. She is also an exploited child.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Darla Dimple deserved death. As do all humans.
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Mar 6, 2017 23:22
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Pick posted:Why!? It's a baby that dresses like an adult! Alec Baldwin is saying "goo goo gah gah"!
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Mar 6, 2017 23:23
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LeJackal posted:As do all humans. 
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K. Waste posted:Correction: Darla Dimple is a distraction from the sick culture that made her an idol. She is also an exploited child. Maybe in real life that's what she would have been but in the movie it was pretty clear she was in control.
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Applewhite posted:Maybe in real life that's what she would have been but in the movie it was pretty clear she was in control. She was not in control, which is why the moment her conspiracy to destroy studio property for the sake of sabotaging minority talent was discovered, she was blacklisted from the industry and now posts bills. The people who were always in control were L.B. Mammoth and the fickle Hollywood establishment. The entire climactic musical sequence is devoted to illustrating just how not in control Darla is.
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:1) looks terrible and 2) is apparently also paedo. This warning would have been more useful to me two weeks ago. I'm ashamed to admit to watching any of that show but if it saves one other person from making the same mistake I did then I will confirm that it is very pedo. I was lured into watching by the promise of big booby dragon girls dressed as maids, but in episode two they introduce a dragon who takes the form of a grade schooler and things go downhill from there. I punched out partway through episode three and haven't looked back. There aren't enough dragon boobies in the world to make watching that filth worthwhile. It's a bad show. Do not watch.
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Can I keep watching the gif though?
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Applewhite posted:This warning would have been more useful to me two weeks ago. There are plenty of mature, legal age dragon boobies online, let me share the following URLs with you
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K. Waste posted:She was not in control, which is why the moment her conspiracy to destroy studio property for the sake of sabotaging minority talent was discovered, she was blacklisted from the industry and now posts bills. The people who were always in control were L.B. Mammoth and the fickle Hollywood establishment. Dude. You're getting way into the weeds with this. Darla was a spoiled, selfish brat who used her fame and fortune to abuse people. She was the villain of the movie and her comeuppance was just. Yes in real life there's a whole lot of social and moral issues that come into play around child stars and the totally hosed-up childhoods they have as a result of celebrity culture, but in the cartoon Darla bossed everyone around, menaced them with her bodyguard and ruined people's careers for minor inconveniences. Sinners Sandwich posted:Can I keep watching the gif though? Just as long as you remember the gif is a heinous lie.
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Hedrigall posted:There are plenty of mature, legal age dragon boobies online, let me share the following URLs with you Nah man, I'll just draw my own.
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Mar 7, 2017 00:25
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I am not sure how that last character on the right relates to her dragon design at all.
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Hedrigall posted:There are plenty of mature, legal age dragon boobies online, let me share the following URLs with you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqipZjeUCVs Exibit A
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