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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Jerry Cotton posted:

Janne Lundström?

Yeah.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Capitalism Owns

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

b0red
Apr 3, 2013

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

ffffff

that's good simpson shitposting, lou

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


Still lomarfing at this.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Video Nasty posted:

Still lomarfing at this.



lol, so true

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







i like your username

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

spankmeister posted:

i like your username

:hfive:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

i hadn't seen this one before. i love it

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Shaggar posted:

Capitalism Owns

you

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




After tingle's appearance on @midnight, I have a suspicion that it's Vince gilligan

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr3ngmRuGUc

I accidentally let go of my helium balloon helicopter :smith:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
does anyone remember the website that had all the horrible UML diagrams or class diagrams or whatever



it was like a blog of the worst ones people submitted

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde








i mean does your car look like a smaller version of your house

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Sagebrush posted:

everyone who's been to college gets the dreams about forgetting to go to class or missing the exam. is called PTSD

i often have a "you actually forgot to take a class and you need to go back because your degree is invalid" dream

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

i missed dream chat but is lucid dreaming really that rare? ive always been able to do it as far back as i can remember i just know in dreams that im dreaming and if something comes up that i dont like i can just change it in any way i want as it happens

for the longest time i just assumed anyone could do it

also idr who said it a while back but i have "dream locations" where i know and remember the geography of the place quite frequently. usually theyre confined locations like a house or something but sometimes its large places like a town or something

thats just another thing i assumed everybody had

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Cool beans. If he's still alive you can tell him he did good work.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i often have a "you actually forgot to take a class and you need to go back because your degree is invalid" dream

i actually did forget i was in a class once. my senior year i was taking an online class in international relations because i needed one more social studies or something credit to graduate, and after i came back from spring break i entirely forgot about the class until i saw the final appear on my final exam schedule. crammed for & aced the final and somehow got away with a C

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

lol that hogge wild got banned + 30 day'd for calling someone a rich white girl

lmao just saw this

TB is p hilariously bad tho. i hope they get made a mod

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i often have a "you actually forgot to take a class and you need to go back because your degree is invalid" dream

This happened to my dad 20 years after he got his degree. He got an art degree in the 70s and nobody bothered to confirm it was legit until he got into web design in the 90s.

fart simpson posted:

i actually did forget i was in a class once. my senior year i was taking an online class in international relations because i needed one more social studies or something credit to graduate, and after i came back from spring break i entirely forgot about the class until i saw the final appear on my final exam schedule. crammed for & aced the final and somehow got away with a C

Also literally the same thing happened to me.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lol


more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd_oJuMmdzo


is this anime

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

dream chat: I sometimes dream of attending gymnasium (despite having graduated gymnasium in 1997) because ???

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jerry Cotton posted:

dream chat: I sometimes dream of attending gymnasium (despite having graduated gymnasium in 1997) because ???

this is one of those things like "rooty tooty point and shooty", isn't it?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

prefect posted:

this is one of those things like "rooty tooty point and shooty", isn't it?

we call them "buss" (as in blunderbuss not as in double-decker bus)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

LastInLine posted:

i missed dream chat but is lucid dreaming really that rare? ive always been able to do it as far back as i can remember i just know in dreams that im dreaming and if something comes up that i dont like i can just change it in any way i want as it happens

for the longest time i just assumed anyone could do it

also idr who said it a while back but i have "dream locations" where i know and remember the geography of the place quite frequently. usually theyre confined locations like a house or something but sometimes its large places like a town or something

thats just another thing i assumed everybody had

when i was unemployed for a while i managed to perfect lucid dreaming (using a radio alarm clock set to a precise volume level) which saved me an absolute fortune in those dim and distant days of analogue pornography

now i think of it it's a miracle i ever got a job

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

goddamnedtwisto posted:

(using a radio alarm clock set to a precise volume level)

a what now

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
the audio from the alarm probably triggers the dream and you need it to be loud enough to impact the dream but not loud enough to wake you. the timer is probably so it goes off during rem?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

LastInLine posted:

i missed dream chat but is lucid dreaming really that rare? ive always been able to do it as far back as i can remember i just know in dreams that im dreaming and if something comes up that i dont like i can just change it in any way i want as it happens

for the longest time i just assumed anyone could do it

so... you had never heard of nightmares then? or u thought ppl having them dreams were just fans of scary movies?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

fart simpson posted:

i actually did forget i was in a class once. my senior year i was taking an online class in international relations because i needed one more social studies or something credit to graduate, and after i came back from spring break i entirely forgot about the class until i saw the final appear on my final exam schedule. crammed for & aced the final and somehow got away with a C

MausoleumExtremist posted:

This happened to my dad 20 years after he got his degree. He got an art degree in the 70s and nobody bothered to confirm it was legit until he got into web design in the 90s.


Also literally the same thing happened to me.

oh great, now it will seem extra plausible the next time i dream it

speaking of (supposedly) common dreams, has anyone itt ever dreamed of their teeth falling out? its supposed to be an archtypical dream but ive never had it or heard of anyone having it

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

so... you had never heard of nightmares then? or u thought ppl having them dreams were just fans of scary movies?

a lot of people don't really get nightmares, or they start to have something scary and they immediately wake up or whatever

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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

oh great, now it will seem extra plausible the next time i dream it

speaking of (supposedly) common dreams, has anyone itt ever dreamed of their teeth falling out? its supposed to be an archtypical dream but ive never had it or heard of anyone having it

does worrying about having your fillings and crowns fall out/off count because i've had that since i had the real thing happen several times and that sucked hard

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