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an actual dog posted:It was the perfect crime.. until it became a meme
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mysterious frankie posted:Geez Louise. Do you have a link on hand that you could float me? If not I'll just google around. Google "moon landing hoax" while you're at it.
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Mar 6, 2017 18:54
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Who What Now posted:Google "moon landing hoax" while you're at it. So what I'm getting from this is that Patton Oswalt dropped a rock from the moon onto his wife.
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Mar 6, 2017 19:07
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mysterious frankie posted:Geez Louise. Do you have a link on hand that you could float me? If not I'll just google around. It's actually pretty hard to find sources on it, I think it's in a pre-Buress Cosby situation right now
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Mar 6, 2017 19:11
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's actually pretty hard to find sources on it, I think it's in a pre-Buress Cosby situation right now I'll wait for Hannibal to drop dox on it then.
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pre-cosby buress minus the overwhelming victim and eyewitness testimony. But still, I think there is a good standup routine to be developed here.
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Mar 6, 2017 19:33
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FuriousxGeorge posted:pre-cosby buress minus the overwhelming victim and eyewitness testimony. But still, I think there is a good standup routine to be developed here. Whatever you may think of Patton Oswalt the comedian, it's undeniable that under the homely exterior Patton Oswalt the criminal is a chillingly methodical man who doesn't leave witnesses.
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Mar 6, 2017 19:45
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's actually pretty hard to find sources on it, I think it's in a pre-Buress Cosby situation right now This is a joke right? Patton doesn't seem like he'd be the type. ROFL Octopus posted:You absolutely should mock Patton because this is just another case of "Mr. Trump, my 8 year old has this to say about you" I wrote a letter to DUBYA when I was like 11, pre-911 and got a signed photo from him. e: it was nothing like "ZOMG! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT OUR TRADE DEALS WITH CHINA?", It was more just being respectful and asking for a signed picture.
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Mr. President, I taIk about you so much that my 8yo daughter hates you. You have now been served with notice of caring too hard.
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https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/838843069051076609 e: bonus https://twitter.com/CNN/status/838799471823765504 (I am terrified at the concept of Anti-Semitisim making a comeback though...) FuzzySkinner has issued a correction as of 21:24 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Mar 6, 2017 21:10
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They've successfully driven Trump completely insane so that he now makes everyone cover their poo poo in tinfoil because he thinks Obama will tap their phones in the present from the past using jungle magic. Favorability ratings be damned, north korean nukes and global ecological collapse are in a heated race to see which one will kill us first; in this post-hope fartscape bewildered laughter is the only viable currency and the democratic wack pack are providing it in spades.
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Mar 6, 2017 21:44
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mysterious frankie posted:They've successfully driven Trump completely insane so that he now makes everyone cover their poo poo in tinfoil because he thinks Obama will tap their phones in the present from the past using jungle magic. Favorability ratings be damned, north korean nukes and global ecological collapse are in a heated race to see which one will kill us first; in this post-hope fartscape bewildered laughter is the only viable currency and the democratic wack pack are providing it in spades. only two things are certain: death and the unflinching, eternal badness of the dems. and im not sure about the former.
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Mar 6, 2017 21:47
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The Brown Menace posted:only two things are certain: death and the unflinching, eternal badness of the dems. and im not sure about the former. i'm not a south park fan, but the clip where Garrison literally going: "Vote for her. Please do not vote for me", and Hillary just repeating things like a robot is getting more accurate everyday.
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Mar 6, 2017 22:05
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Mar 6, 2017 22:51
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Bernie Sanders didn't get the memo about how Dems are supposed to be off-message right now.
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Mar 6, 2017 22:54
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Sorry old man, but I have the Apple News app where my brain should be, and a dumb loving face where a good one should be, so maybe get bent k thx.
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Mar 6, 2017 23:03
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The Kingfish posted:Bernie Sanders didn't get the memo about how Dems are supposed to be off-message right now. let's just not pretend that the type of people saying this poo poo are "liberal' anymore. Rockefeller Republicans are much more realistic.
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Mar 6, 2017 23:34
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I prefer to poo poo on all liberals and turn centrist democrats into socialists.
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Mar 6, 2017 23:46
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The Kingfish posted:I prefer to poo poo on all liberals and turn centrist democrats into socialists. Politically i feel like i'm wandering alone in a post apocalyptic wasteland right now. Trump really did just destroy the political landscape and it's made things very confusing right now.
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Mar 7, 2017 00:01
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FuzzySkinner posted:Politically i feel like i'm wandering alone in a post apocalyptic wasteland right now. His victory gave leftists permission to fully turn against centrists, especially in the wake of DNC email leak. Ultimately it feels like it needed to happen.
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Mr. Belding posted:His victory gave leftists permission to fully turn against centrists, especially in the wake of DNC email leak. Ultimately it feels like it needed to happen. I don't have a problem with being critical of people like DeRay and other people that are "extreme" on "Identity Politics" issues, but immediately seem to reject any sort of economic leftism to help alleviate any sort of problems. I think economic centrists/conservatives regardless of what sort of wrapper they cover themselves in need to be called out. And when i define those? I define those as people that look at the inner city, then go "Boot straps!". If there is a person who goes under the Elephant banner that genuinely wants to help the poor and disenfranchised from some sort of Jack Kemp like policy? I'll listen. It's idiots like this man right here that are the real enemy of progress https://twitter.com/liberalism_txt/status/838639453501599744
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Mar 7, 2017 02:59
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hahaha holy gently caress arthur you stupid piece of poo poo
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spit on my clit posted:hahaha holy gently caress arthur you stupid piece of poo poo arthur is legit insane, he used to be some incel dickhead until he found anita and let the holy woke into his heart. he wrote some insane pages long facebook screed about training to fight and how he trains his mind. he and moviebob are massive sacks of poo poo.
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Mar 7, 2017 03:15
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Dapper_Swindler posted:arthur is legit insane, he used to be some incel dickhead until he found anita and let the holy woke into his heart. he wrote some insane pages long facebook screed about training to fight and how he trains his mind. he and moviebob are massive sacks of poo poo. lmao that reminds me of aaron diaz (the webcomic jerkoff, not the singer. read up on him, you'll love it) who claims his ninja skills keep him from slipping on ice.
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Mar 7, 2017 03:23
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FuzzySkinner posted:Politically i feel like i'm wandering alone in a post apocalyptic wasteland right now. Mr. Belding posted:His victory gave leftists permission to fully turn against centrists, especially in the wake of DNC email leak. Ultimately it feels like it needed to happen. yeah it fuckin owns
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Mar 7, 2017 03:25
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Homeless Friend posted:yeah it fuckin owns
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Homeless Friend posted:yeah it fuckin owns yeah, in a hosed up way(and i am sure i will regret saying this since i may very well lose my healthcare) we kinda needed trump. he has hosed up the GOP in various ways and hosed up a ton of other stuff and keeps loving it up because of his smooth plaque filled brain and his hard right friends. and the liberals keep screaming "BE WOKE" to such a retarded degree that people are finaly turning on them.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:yeah, in a hosed up way(and i am sure i will regret saying this since i may very well lose my healthcare) we kinda needed trump. he has hosed up the GOP in various ways and hosed up a ton of other stuff and keeps loving it up because of his smooth plaque filled brain and his hard right friends. and the liberals keep screaming "BE WOKE" to such a retarded degree that people are finaly turning on them.
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comedyblissoption posted:jimmy dore mocking russian hysterics by the democrats I'm glad someone else is calling the Russia thing the Democrat equivalent of Benghazi.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:yeah, in a hosed up way(and i am sure i will regret saying this since i may very well lose my healthcare) we kinda needed trump. he has hosed up the GOP in various ways and hosed up a ton of other stuff and keeps loving it up because of his smooth plaque filled brain and his hard right friends. and the liberals keep screaming "BE WOKE" to such a retarded degree that people are finaly turning on them. My favorite thing ever is to hear various republican voters I know admit how much of a SCAM neoliberalism and neoconservatism is. My dittohead dad recently admitting that global warming had some man made effect to it, and making fun of a Wells Fargo ad for "stealing people's money". This after admitting that we "need to invest more money in rebuilding our infrastructure", NAFTA destroyed our community, and that the "Iraq War made no sense" Hell I've heard people as far as loving Pat Robertson admit the "War on Drugs" for example is a loving joke. Everyone wants money out of politics. Even loving Republicans. (Just frame it as "do you want george soros to buy off politicians?" "Yes". "Good let's pass laws to prevent it") And yet the Democrats don't even bother to just hammer away at these loving points. These are WINNING messages for the country as a whole. Even people that get their news from Fox News and Rush Limbaugh think things are hosed up.
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FuzzySkinner posted:My favorite thing ever is to hear various republican voters I know admit how much of a SCAM neoliberalism and neoconservatism is. It's been good fun over the years to hear well meaning people point out that Republicans were never serious about banning abortion, only securing the votes of the religious right. A fun thought experiment is to ask those people what they think the Democrats have been doing all this time about foreign interventionism and real economic reforms in America?
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Clinton On What She’d Do Differently: ‘I’d win’
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SgtMongoose posted:It's been good fun over the years to hear well meaning people point out that Republicans were never serious about banning abortion, only securing the votes of the religious right. A fun thought experiment is to ask those people what they think the Democrats have been doing all this time about foreign interventionism and real economic reforms in America? *ignores literally filibuster proof majority in senate and 58% control of the house in the 2009 congress*
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Dapper_Swindler posted:arthur is legit insane, he used to be some incel dickhead until he found anita and let the holy woke into his heart. he wrote some insane pages long facebook screed about training to fight and how he trains his mind. he and moviebob are massive sacks of poo poo. Wasnt he also a former legit nazi lol
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Mar 7, 2017 14:32
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comedyblissoption posted:sorry but the republicans have been such obstructionists! baloogan's avatar but it's "republicans" repeated over and over
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The Brown Menace posted:Wasnt he also a former legit nazi lol that wouldn't surprise me either. Chu is loving nutjob like alot of them. here are some tweets by sack of poo poo Woke lib moviebob who has bell curve tendency out the rear end.       and my favorite. 
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Dapper_Swindler posted:that wouldn't surprise me either. Chu is loving nutjob like alot of them. He literally sounds like Bill Kristol/NRO writer mixed in with Id. Pol. Those are the exact same things i saw said by them after Trump won the nomination. Also a lot of centrist dems and never trump republicans are jerking each other off about wikileaks. "NO! THIS JUST HELPS TRUMP! THE CIA IS GOOD! IT'S ALL RUSSIA!" I don't understand why these people like to defend the horrible poo poo that the CIA has been doing at home and abroad.
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FuzzySkinner posted:He literally sounds like Bill Kristol/NRO writer mixed in with Id. Pol. Those are the exact same things i saw said by them after Trump won the nomination. yeah, as chapo house said, most this stuff is just inverted right wing beliefs. on wikileaks. they works for the russians. yeah cia isnt great or magical but i believe them over trump and his shitlord brood. that being said, they didnt win because of hacks or poo poo like that, it helped their conversation but they won because clinton and the neolib wokes were loving terrible and can't message for poo poo.
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