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Most houses in what we consider "the First World" have these things called "light switches" which
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# ? May 26, 2024 01:32 |
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Who pisses in pitch black?
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:37 |
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You never wake up in the middle of the night and don't want to gently caress up your eyes by blasting them with light right before trying to get back to sleep?
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:42 |
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Oh I just sit down with the dimmed light on. My eyes are closed through most of it and sometimes I fall asleep for a second while I'm in there. I find that not standing is helpful for me staying half asleep. Really, my night pissing is a pretty impressive routine.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:47 |
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No, I go before going to bed. Like an adult.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:47 |
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KomodoWagon posted:No, I go before going to bed. Like an adult. I'd be insulted if it weren't you, KomodoWagon, saying this at me. Like this rear end in a top hat never drank a pot of coffee before bed and had to get up a few times throughout the night before. What an Adult.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:49 |
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loquacius posted:This sounded too easy but come to think of it probably a lot of people really are that cavalier with their Internet security because it's extremely unlikely that anyone cares enough to gently caress with them I don't believe it's true but I want it to be. It's the most heartwarming tale of violating the CFAA I've ever read.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:50 |
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Fakey McFake posted:I typed in her login, then tried to guess her password. I didn't know what it was, but then the website gave me that "answer the secret question" thing to reset the password. The dumb bitch had used a question so ridiculously obvious, almost anyone who had spoken to her for a few minutes could have probably guessed it. BZZZZT, here's your consolation prize, thanks for playing,
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:02 |
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I don't turn the light on when doing night-piss so I sit on the toilet to ensure aim. I keep it dark so that I can get back to sleep more easily without having been disturbed by a bright light, and do that my wife doesn't get disturbed by light either.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:04 |
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Gynovore posted:BZZZZT, here's your consolation prize, thanks for playing, There was a part where she addressed that quote:Anyway, I scrolled through her inbox and saw a few emails from online shopping sites she'd signed up for that all had "Your login is x, your password is y" sort of contents and the password was always the same. So I reset the password again, and changed it back from the random one to the one she had before I got in. Now, this of course raises its own questions regarding whether any website still dealing in Real Money in the year 2017 would really put a customer's password in plaintext in an email to them. But it's not a plot hole necessarily.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:06 |
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KomodoWagon posted:The question"how do deaf people pee" is pretty indicative of some kind of brain problem or misfire. I doubt the guy's schizophrenic, but it's not uncommon for schizos to link completely unrelated concepts and grow frustrated when no-one around them understands what they're talking about. Best bet is probably a severe case of the 'tism, since those guys can also make that kind of weird non-sequitur. Autism would also explain how he's gone for a decade without getting laid. Might be just a fetish, but yeah I'm guessing rear end Burgers too. A dude posted:Hearing is pretty important when you're trying to piss in the pitch black at night - it's really important to hear that water feedback to make sure you're on target. But yeah other than that hearing your pee is entirely irrelevant. Uhhhh I'm guessing women don't worry much about being 'on target', unless it's a bulldyke who hasn't sat down since age 14. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:06 |
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loquacius posted:Now, this of course raises its own questions regarding whether any website still dealing in Real Money in the year 2017 would really put a customer's password in plaintext in an email to them. But it's not a plot hole necessarily. the confession says it happened before the era of smartphones as well, implying this was before sites managed names/passes they ways they do now. still probably fake
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:09 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:You never wake up in the middle of the night and don't want to gently caress up your eyes by blasting them with light right before trying to get back to sleep? Leave one eye closed and/or get a dim light.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:19 |
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Dear creative convention: that is not what gaslighting means you tools.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:20 |
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ReidRansom posted:Leave one eye closed and/or get a dim light. Trying to pee without depth perception seems like a bad idea whiter than a Wilco show posted:Dear creative convention: that is not what gaslighting means you tools. Eh, par for the course. Gaslighting is one of those academic terms which the Internet got its hands on and stripped of all meaning. I've seen usages of "gaslighting" that translate to "said a thing which I think is wrong" or "remembering a past event differently than I do". This at least used it in an emotional-abuse context. loquacius fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Gynovore posted:BZZZZT, here's your consolation prize, thanks for playing, ur bad @ reading
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:26 |
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I actually believe the woman who slept with her dad. It's eerily common in women that grew up without a father and then met him after sexual development. There's a deep emptiness that women tend to develop without a father figure, combined with the normal aversion to being attracted to family not developing for an absent father, and it's basically a recipe for disaster. It's also creepy and wrong so knock it off. He can't ever make up for you growing up without a dad no matter how much dick he gives you.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:33 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:46 |
I bought a toilet light from the Chinese internet. It turns on when it senses my dick.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:51 |
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uber_stoat posted:I bought a toilet light from the Chinese internet. It turns on when it senses my dick. Kind of like Frodo's sword
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:06 |
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uber_stoat posted:I bought a toilet light from the Chinese internet. It turns on when it senses my dick. Isn't the incredible sensitivity of technology amazing these days?
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:25 |
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loquacius posted:Trying to pee without depth perception seems like a bad idea You're hitting a 2d target though, essentially. Depth perception isn't really needed unless you're trying to stand far away and get a 3 pointer
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:42 |
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grumplestiltzkin posted:You're hitting a 2d target though, essentially. Depth perception isn't really needed unless you're trying to stand far away and get a 3 pointer So first thing in the morning, then?
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:52 |
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purple death ray posted:So first thing in the morning, then? Morning pees should be done in the shower so aiming isn't an issue. Also helps with the twin sprays you get after sex.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:09 |
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loquacius posted:Kind of like Frodo's sword only it senses dorks
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:20 |
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grumplestiltzkin posted:You're hitting a 2d target though, essentially. Depth perception isn't really needed unless you're trying to stand far away and get a 3 pointer When you have a micropeen, depth is always an issue. So I hear.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:22 |
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Gloryhold It! posted:only it senses dorks No matter how small!
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:23 |
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ReidRansom posted:Leave one eye closed and/or get a dim light. What about those of us with only one eye? loquacius posted:Trying to pee without depth perception seems like a bad idea It's not as hard as you think. This is kinda like the "do deaf people need to hear to pee" question.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:34 |
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limp_cheese posted:What about those of us with only one eye? Jesus, do we have to cater to every freak of nature?
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:34 |
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I use the Dowsing method and swing my dick back and forth and listen for the sound of piss hitting water
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:41 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I use the Dowsing method and swing my dick back and forth and listen for the sound of piss hitting water Also known as the sonar method.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:14 |
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You guys really don't know your bathroom well enough to know where the toilet is by heart?
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:34 |
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Anonymous Confessions: can the deaf pissbitch hit the target?
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:45 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:You never wake up in the middle of the night and don't want to gently caress up your eyes by blasting them with light right before trying to get back to sleep? What do you do, just hope you aim correctly in the dark and don't start by pissing on the rim or on the floor first? Either turn on a light or sit down to piss, sheesh. The gently caress is wrong with you?
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:48 |
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I piss on some rocks outside, I do curse the moon sometimes when it's full, but it takes the same amount of time for her to dim anyway
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:58 |
What are you guys, animals? Most bedrooms have a window, jfc
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:58 |
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This guy gets it.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:23 |
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Some one post that goon that used to stick his dick through a hole in the floor to piss.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:25 |
Solice Kirsk posted:Some one post that goon that used to stick his dick through a hole in the floor to piss. my dad used to tell a story about how he would do just that and one day a chicken went under the house and pecked him on the dick.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:39 |
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quote:I live in a haunted house. Apologies for the length of this one but it's a good story (I think). Eh I've seen better ghost stories ITT quote:My twin brother and I are in an alcohol and rage fueled feud that has threatened to destroy our family and our small town. This one kind of got too ridiculous near the end why on earth would you go ahead with getting the tattoo
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