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lol, company had me do an online exam (which I aced), then a phone screen, and now they want me to do a phone interview (shared code viewer) before the in person interview. with most companies I would tell them to gently caress themselves, but this is one where I can't really do that. ugh.
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Mar 6, 2017 05:20
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The Management posted:lol, company had me do an online exam (which I aced), then a phone screen, and now they want me to do a phone interview (shared code viewer) before the in person interview. with most companies I would tell them to gently caress themselves, but this is one where I can't really do that. ugh. so they're a long flight away right
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Mar 6, 2017 05:49
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The Management posted:lol, company had me do an online exam (which I aced), then a phone screen, and now they want me to do a phone interview (shared code viewer) before the in person interview. with most companies I would tell them to gently caress themselves, but this is one where I can't really do that. ugh. ~loving tech~ certainly at some point they will catch you for the obvious fraud you are  *requires candidates to go through approximately 12+ hours of interviewing, utilizing department employees as interviewers, including multiple panel interviews* interviewing people is so expensive, we need more barriers to optimize the cost! Arcteryx Anarchist fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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hobbesmaster posted:so they're a long flight away right about a 15 minute drive
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The Management posted:lol, company had me do an online exam (which I aced), then a phone screen, and now they want me to do a phone interview (shared code viewer) before the in person interview. with most companies I would tell them to gently caress themselves, but this is one where I can't really do that. ugh. The only time I ask somebody to do a programming quiz on the white board is when I think they are bullshitting me. I would say 9 times out of 10 I have had people fail FizzBuzz. Usually, I shoot the poo poo, ask the person if they have any projects I can look at, talk about their background, ask about what interests them tech wise, and if I like where it's going I have them sign an NDA and set up a second interview. At the second interview, I tend to show them around the building, give them a view of our infrastructure, and if they remain engaged and show interest it's usually a good sign. Every person that has asked me questions at this point, stayed engaged, shown interest, has been hired. It's worked wonderfully because I would rather somebody be a bit less on hard skills and be engaging and easy to talk to/work with, then have a ton of hard skills but be grating and a person I don't want to be around.
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How the gently caress do you get security cleranace in DC
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very carefully, op
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Mar 6, 2017 14:35
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The XKCD Larper posted:How the gently caress do you get security cleranace in DC opm has a massive backlog so it takes forever, literally years
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PierreTheMime posted:on a scale of good to holy gently caress why, what's the consensus on moving to/living in the san fransisco area? i know id probably have to live way the hell outside the city to get any kind of decent housing for the family, but im coming from living in central florida so that seems like a fair trade It's somewhat easy to get used to a smaller house, but your commute never gets better. So pay the extortionate local housing rental prices (family-sized homes are actually relatively discounted compared with 1/2 bedrooms).
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mishaq posted:opm has a massive backlog so it takes forever, literally years I can make 4.74 figures by getting a job 15 miles East that requires security clearance yet is somehow marked entry level on Indeed, or 4.45 figures spraying dust-off at the network card of a computer that produces DVDs of youth soccer league highlight reels without benefits of any kind (35 miles West)
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ShadowHawk posted:Yes, the move is reasonable at a higher salary. Note that you probably want to live closer to work than you think. much appreciated. we'll see if things go anywhere but they seemed p interested and im keen to leave the south
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if anything maybe i can leverage this to finally get the md to grant me a full fte position, it's not like i wrote and support 100% of their flagship enterprise project oh wait
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Mar 6, 2017 15:24
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am being encouraged to apply for a job as a business analyst: it's a medical related field: it might be interesting.. im probably got no shot and it'll tear my self esteem to shreds but at least i'll know what a business analyst is
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Mar 6, 2017 18:33
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echi you will always be a business analrapist
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The XKCD Larper posted:How the gently caress do you get security cleranace in DC do what i did and throw resumes at USAJobs until someone gets tired of seeing your name in the pile, or you find a job posting thats excepted so you aren't against vets pref and then mishaq posted:opm has a massive backlog so it takes forever, literally years
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mishaq posted:echi you will always be a business analrapist jesus
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echinopsis posted:am being encouraged to apply for a job as a business analyst: it's a medical related field: it might be interesting.. im probably got no shot and it'll tear my self esteem to shreds if you're already qualified for the job you're seeking you're not making any progress
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The XKCD Larper posted:How the gently caress do you get security cleranace in DC you do a bunch of paperwork that you shove off to a black hole at OPM and then sit in the cooler doing whatever work you can until things finally come through if youre a really boring sonofabitch with not a lot of foreign friends/family or lived in some foreign place in the past and you've never held a clearance before, it will be like 4-6 months, otherwise all bets are off
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echinopsis posted:jesus not our fault about burger king m8
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The Management posted:if you're already qualified for the job you're seeking you're not making any progress is this a way of saying, shoot for the stars or something like that?
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The Management posted:if you're already qualified for the job you're seeking you're not making any progress but thanks this is really cool advice
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Captain Foo posted:not our fault about burger king m8 jesus
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Captain Foo posted:not our fault about burger king m8 
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lancemantis posted:you do a bunch of paperwork that you shove off to a black hole at OPM and then sit in the cooler doing whatever work you can until things finally come through and then all your pii gets stolen in one of the largest breaches in history
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redleader posted:and then all your pii gets stolen in one of the largest breaches in history and then youre stuck doing some stupid poo poo for some stupid government contractor waiting for the sweet release of death
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redleader posted:and then all your pii gets stolen in one of the largest breaches in history yeah 
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mishaq posted:and then youre stuck doing some stupid poo poo for some stupid government contractor waiting for the sweet release of death dat sweet release. the ultimate orgasm
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PierreTheMime posted:im keen to leave the south Oh you hadn't mentioned that part. Take the job.
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mishaq posted:and then youre stuck doing some stupid poo poo for some stupid government contractor waiting for the sweet release of death I'm glad I moved here and I have very high hopes of finding work here
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The XKCD Larper posted:I'm glad I moved here and I have very high hopes of finding work here if "here" is the dc area, lol
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i have a phone interview with a different division in apple coming up. this one's for a senior position so i am hecka nervous. most of the requirements i either had or could easily learn though.
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cis autodrag posted:i have a phone interview with a different division in apple coming up. this one's for a senior position so i am hecka nervous. most of the requirements i either had or could easily learn though. if you are not intimidated it's not a step up good luck 👍🍀
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cis autodrag posted:i have a phone interview with a different division in apple coming up. this one's for a senior position so i am hecka nervous. most of the requirements i either had or could easily learn though. is it phone only or is there a computer involved?
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The Management posted:is it phone only or is there a computer involved? phone only. this is an initial interview only i would assume.
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a recruiter contacted me about a position at a company, normally I wouldn't bother but it's actually in my lovely town instead of in the big city negative: 6 months contract to hire positive: it's 10 minutes from my house instead of 45 minutes
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:if you are not intimidated it's not a step up Wise.
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:if you are not intimidated it's not a step up Interviewing to break out of my current position because I didn't follow this 
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cis autodrag posted:i have a phone interview with a different division in apple coming up. this one's for a senior position so i am hecka nervous. most of the requirements i either had or could easily learn though. are you gonna be the new ceo are they finally ousting tim yesssssss
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