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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

mormonpartyboat posted:

waht movies would be best to take a horse to

freddy got fingered is right out

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
No movie theater would ban cell phones lol, they'd ban having the ringer on or using them though. Mostly because you'd alienate the huge section of the population that either has a. Jobs where they're on call and/or b. Anyone with kids <16

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Maybe if you had a really douchey movie theater but uhh I don't think they'd stay in business very long searching people for cell phones, since almost every adult has a cell phone on them at all times.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
war horse has too much empty patriotism

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
TBH they don't need to ban cell phones in movie theaters, just hire a large angry-looking man to sit in the theaters and snatch anyone's ringing cell phone out of their hands and crush it in their fists.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

TBH they don't need to ban cell phones in movie theaters, just hire a large angry-looking man to sit in the theaters and snatch anyone's ringing cell phone out of their hands and crush it in their fists.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRock/status/788754613251874816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Grondoth posted:

Entrepreneur. Tech Executive. Growth Hacker. Business Developer. Technologist. Cyber Security. MysticLabs.co
People who refer to themselves as "Growth Hackers" should always be ignored.

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


I don't even know what the hell a growth hacker is

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baloogan posted:

don't ban the guns :(

i'm agreeing with baloogan. you'd think as the world's foremost experts on policy proposals that don't work*, even democrats would have to realize the boulder they've been pushing is just going to roll back down the hill just Like all the other times they've tried it.

(eg pushback against $15/hr, single player, marijuana reform...)

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

UHD posted:

I don't even know what the hell a growth hacker is

*slides mirrorshades down nose* thats the way we like it, chummer

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
hey guys it's the Hitler page

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
i did nazi this page coming

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Concerned Citizen posted:

can we ban cell phones from movie theaters in powercrazy's america

What about cigarettes e-cigs

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


The hitler number!!!

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Gringostar posted:

i did nazi this page coming

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
reading about the proposed republican greatly health care plan -- to think that if dread abuela had a loving spine and tried harder to sell voters on a plan to improve obamacare, we wouldn't be staring down this nightmare barreling towards us.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
trump page

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
TRUMP!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Heil Satan

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

war horse has too much empty patriotism

there should be some select theaters showing Black Stallion

or Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

UHD posted:

I don't even know what the hell a growth hacker is

it's code for jelqing

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Main Paineframe posted:

What about cigarettes e-cigs

@GroverNorquist Mr President talk about right to vape during State of the Union

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


hail trump

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

there should be some select theaters showing Black Stallion

or Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

maybe go to alamo drafthouse on national velvet night

$1 pies!!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

maybe go to alamo drafthouse on national velvet night

$1 pies!!

does the horse get a free pie

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
don't think I could do Seabiscuit tho

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
posting on the







hillary clinton page?!?!?!??!?!?!!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

don't think I could do Seabiscuit tho

yeah im just so sick of sports movies

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





look at all these bernie bros who couldn't WAIT to post on page 1488 :rolleyes:

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
bernie pride world wide

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

yeah im just so sick of sports movies

right?

I'd like to stick to the classics like Disney channel Horse Sense, which has loads of character development for the horse so if I were to bring a horse to a movie theater because it's my right, thats the kind of movie I'd treat my horse to imo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i cast Sense Horse

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
What is the Stalin Number?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

i cast Sense Horse

unfortunately the aether hears this as Scents, Horse and you are greeted with a bouquet of hay, apples, and leather

you recover one might, speed, and intellect from the relaxing aromas

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Al! posted:

i cast Sense Horse

You sense 2 horses to the east, and 3 horses far northwards.

What now?

_

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Baddies number.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Al! posted:

posting on the







hillary clinton page?!?!?!??!?!?!!

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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Al! posted:

posting on the







hillary clinton page?!?!?!??!?!?!!

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