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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

actually they probably will because the existence of their dumb and bad buffer state is more important than anything else

They would probably invade and knock out un and puppet them outright.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

they have been saying that they are mad at north korea while continuing to trade with them via an army of front companies including trading nuclear material with them

capitalists gonna capital dude, this is just typical nk shenanigans

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the only thing NK loves more than ridiculous propaganda and starvation is rattling sabres

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



malaysia had been sending ~1000 tourists a year to NK, but in January two months ago they shut their airports to NK on threats from US/allies' threats of sanctions.

they're part of the brit commonwealth and the non-aligned movement if you're curious about their relations and alliances!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Yinlock posted:

the only thing NK loves more than ridiculous propaganda and starvation is rattling sabres

And heroin. Don't forget heroin.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



kim jong un is basically trump if the US presidency actually came with the powers trump thought it had up until around january 25 or so

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/838959869772328960
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/838960097674002432

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
what i am saying is talking the talk without walking the walk is beijings go-to strategy for basically everything but especially north korea and it is very effective in this dumb and gay era we live in

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

the taeopodong-2 missiles could hit malaysia but i dont think NK has managed to put a payload on one yet

imagine the conversation w china where tgey ask for help

"hello president xi jinping this is your wonderful ally borth korea please send over some rocket bomb mechanics over to attach nukes to our dongs for malaysia"

"sure thing" *hand over phone receiver* "send some dudes to kill the fat kid and everyone around him"

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! Thank you

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

triple sulk posted:

whatve i missed in the last 2-3 hrs

i will talk to you about Magic because I am a sad dumb nerd

also Trump bad

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

the standards for this administration are so loving low that nobody cares about this blatant cronyism lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Homeless Friend posted:

JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! Thank you

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015
JEBS JEBS JEBS

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Fojar38 posted:

the standards for this administration are so loving low that nobody cares about this blatant cronyism lmao

the exxon thinf atarterd years ago under Obama

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

the baloogan formation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oKKo2KFw6I

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



remember how kim jong il had kim jong un's uncle train him on how to run the north korean state and then once he was in power un's first order of business was to have the uncle show-trialed and dragged out and shot in the head

good times

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
talk to me goose

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





lmebo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Squizzle posted:

the exxon thinf atarterd years ago under Obama

Why is it that your gifs are spelled way better

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
now that is a fuckn movie

the volleyball scene is :chef thing:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



C-Euro posted:

i will talk to you about Magic because I am a sad dumb nerd

also Trump bad

someone posted some poo poo about SE fixing the fftcg stock soon but i almost doubt it

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Fojar38 posted:

the standards for this administration are so loving low that nobody cares about this blatant cronyism lmao

"the president didn't poo poo himself on camera today"

*cue mission accomplished banner*

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Mariana Horchata posted:

what do u think kells smells like...

ofc there are a few answers to this, so ill start-

1. camel lights 100s

2. the kind of "chinese chicken salad" they have at like wendys or mcdonalds

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

"the president didn't poo poo himself on camera today"

*cue mission accomplished banner*

"The camera didn't see him poo poo himself"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Fojar38 posted:

the standards for this administration are so loving low that nobody cares about this blatant cronyism lmao

lol holy poo poo, it didn't even register until you posted that.

Donny's scandal game is getting pretty passe!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

remember how kim jong il had kim jong un's uncle train him on how to run the north korean state and then once he was in power un's first order of business was to have the uncle show-trialed and dragged out and shot in the head

good times

dang thats a hardcore final exam

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
what ever you do, dont watch samurai cop 2.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/838933295354171393

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
rookie mistake of training your replacement

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



When Ben Garrison sees that does he say "That doesn't look like anything to me," and then continues drawing his fiftieth homoerotic, herculean Donald of the day?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FAUXTON posted:

Why is it that your gifs are spelled way better

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

*bursts through drywall* we talkin about dprk in here

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ill never understand why the Koreans put their historic capital up in the middle of the fuckoff mountains when they had all this perfectly good real estate down south, but im sure it made sense at the time

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




R. Guyovich posted:

*bursts through drywall* we talkin about dprk in here

nope just exchanging stock tips to grow our wealth and business holdings

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

R. Guyovich posted:

*bursts through drywall* we talkin about dprk in here

go away

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Obama vs O'Malley in the first New American presidential election of 2021

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

paranoid randroid posted:

ill never understand why the Koreans put their historic capital up in the middle of the fuckoff mountains when they had all this perfectly good real estate down south, but im sure it made sense at the time

mountains = easier to defend

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Squizzle posted:

nope just exchanging stock tips to grow our wealth and business holdings

im putting all my money into stupid moron garbage futures; the market looks prime to blow the frick up

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

paranoid randroid posted:

ill never understand why the Koreans put their historic capital up in the middle of the fuckoff mountains when they had all this perfectly good real estate down south, but im sure it made sense at the time
it's easier to protect your poo poo up in the mountains rather than on the beach with the lay abouts

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