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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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me3's story was fine until the last 15 minutes and even then most of my complaints were mollified by the expanded ending patch

anyway thats my bad video game opinion back to playing no mans sky

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

thank you for elucidating it comrade.

i now long for heroin and seizing the means of production

memes of procudtion, schnork, the memes!

donlap edgar triumph is a memelord president that was brought on by meme apothecary bannorn and jeffy saison.

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

It's true. It's all true.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Video games were originally designed for children

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Nichael posted:

They're still worth playing. The third game's ending is ten minutes of bad in a 150-200 hour long series, and it doesn't even have to be that bad.

Also the part where it's a video game and you control a character doing combat and exploration is by far the worst part of that series.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

they changed that, and it never really affected most of the endings in the first place

also the multiplayer was really, really good

yeah I know, I just couldn't afford live at the time when I was actually playing vidyagames


Also the ME series is real good, it just kind of annoyed me how they completely changed the gameplay every time a new one came out

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

videogame opinions disclaimer: I pre-ordered Spore

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

triple sulk posted:

though i guess she isnt a main char or w/e so who cares

she's a party member in the third one, with some decent but unremarkable "robot experiencing what it's like to be human" stuff

and seth green constantly trying to gently caress her

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

change my name posted:

yeah I know, I just couldn't afford live at the time when I was actually playing vidyagames


Also the ME series is real good, it just kind of annoyed me how they completely changed the gameplay every time a new one came out

the gameplay of ME3 was more or less the same as ME2

i have a soft spot in my heart for ME1's gameplay, but I won't deny that it was objectively worse than ME2/3

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I still don't see what you're complaining about because every piece of Dragon Age I've played or read since Origins has harped on magic being dangerous. It seems to be consistently portrayed to me.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

change my name posted:

videogame opinions disclaimer: I pre-ordered Spore

i bought spore on sale and enjoyed it.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

memes of procudtion, schnork, the memes!

donlap edgar triumph is a memelord president that was brought on by meme apothecary bannorn and jeffy saison.

meme producer would be a good job

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

change my name posted:

videogame opinions disclaimer: I pre-ordered Spore

this is understandable

the tech demo for that game was mind-blowing

still is, tbh, go back and watch it

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Trump punched the reporter in mass effect

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:

Current unit list:



Woodworker, nice

Drinking, nice

What's that O in front of my name mean

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
never played spore, but I played the darkspore beta and I remember having fun. but it was on origin and apparently crash and burned due to rampant cheating and no updates. rip

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

quadrophrenic posted:

this is understandable

the tech demo for that game was mind-blowing

still is, tbh, go back and watch it

yeah it amazes me how incredibly dissapointed/angry people got over No Man's Sky, all things considered

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


change my name posted:

videogame opinions disclaimer: I pre-ordered Spore
:same:
That's explicitly why I never got excited about No Man's Sky.

quadrophrenic posted:

this is understandable

the tech demo for that game was mind-blowing

still is, tbh, go back and watch it
Yeah, it's pretty crazy how it went from that to what we got.

Consummate Professional posted:

Trump punched the reporter in mass effect
Donald got Wrex killed on Virmire, romanced Jacob, chose the Quarians over the Geth.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



So having never been part of a Dwarf Fortress game before, does being a humble fisherman mean I am less likely to be murdered by goblins? Or just that I am going to die even more pathetically while trying to defend myself with a fishing rod. Or is it just early in the game and being a fisherman doesn't really mean anything.

I have no idea how the game works but the combat logs are pretty brutal.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I want to like three, but the ending is just so aggressively bad. I'd pay real money for something that was just completely different starting after the murder hallway

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

So having never been part of a Dwarf Fortress game before, does being a humble fisherman mean I am less likely to be murdered by goblins? Or just that I am going to die even more pathetically while trying to defend myself with a fishing rod. Or is it just early in the game and being a fisherman doesn't really mean anything.

I have no idea how the game works but the combat logs are pretty brutal.

don't worry buddy, i will poke the gerblins with my sharpstick

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

dwarfs arent real n will never be real no matter how much ur sexual fantasies desire them

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
do u think alex jones plays dorf fwartress

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

change my name posted:

videogame opinions disclaimer: I pre-ordered Spore

well, will wright himself went pretty far to make it sound like a game that wouldn't suck balls enormously

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

dwarfs arent real n will never be real no matter how much ur sexual fantasies desire them

i'm a dwarf

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i sit in a basement and work for years n years on my masterpiece

the shitposts that i make itt

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I want to like three, but the ending is just so aggressively bad. I'd pay real money for something that was just completely different starting after the murder hallway

I'm sure I'll like Andromeda just fine, but I wish it was a game that re-wrote red/blue/green and actually carried on in the original setting. Honestly, the red ending isn't bad if it wasn't for the fact that EDI and the Geth die.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
i kinda wanna do a C-SPAM goon rimworld game, but how would I choose the elite 5-7 goons

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Evil_Greven posted:

It's true. It's all true.

I'll gladly follow Teen Vogue into the street fighting.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Evil_Greven posted:

It's true. It's all true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip9tIwYd-8M

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Turdfuzz posted:

dwarfs arent real n will never be real no matter how much ur sexual fantasies desire them

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

So having never been part of a Dwarf Fortress game before, does being a humble fisherman mean I am less likely to be murdered by goblins? Or just that I am going to die even more pathetically while trying to defend myself with a fishing rod. Or is it just early in the game and being a fisherman doesn't really mean anything.

I have no idea how the game works but the combat logs are pretty brutal.

One of three things will happen.

1. You will get eaten by a fish.

2. You will drown.

3. You will get killed by invaders because you are outside.

In all cases you will be constantly vomiting from sun exposure.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the most disappointed i've been in games was the fable series

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
seriously i'm like those dudes who forge you the red sword in snes link. beard and everything

Serf
May 5, 2011


quadrophrenic posted:

i kinda wanna do a C-SPAM goon rimworld game, but how would I choose the elite 5-7 goons

play a game made by a non-lovely human being

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




quadrophrenic posted:

i kinda wanna do a C-SPAM goon rimworld game, but how would I choose the elite 5-7 goons

just pick yr favorites duh

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Serf posted:

all the dragon ages were good games

:wrong:

Turdfuzz posted:

haha so funny
hahaha ppl are dyin
hahahaaa ahaha hhahah aa ahhaa

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Serf posted:

play a game made by a non-lovely human being

Why's he or she lovely?


Your :wrong: is :wrong:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Nichael posted:

I'm sure I'll like Andromeda just fine, but I wish it was a game that re-wrote red/blue/green and actually carried on in the original setting. Honestly, the red ending isn't bad if it wasn't for the fact that EDI and the Geth die.

shoulda have been the only ending imo. gently caress 'em all, that's how Diesel "Truck" Sheperd drives.

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Turdfuzz posted:

dwarfs arent real n will never be real no matter how much ur sexual fantasies desire them

patently untrue, you could go outside and gently caress a dwarf at this very moment

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