Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h32YffT1rI

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:51

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# ? May 17, 2024 23:02

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Stop quoting that garbage

Also she is obviously not in her 30s

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:13

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Zeris posted:

Stop quoting that garbage

Also she is obviously not in her 30s

You never know. I just got a facebook friend request from someone I knew in middle school. Back then she was a slightly chubby girl. Now it appears that in the meantime she ballooned up and then methed down. I know she's 35 but when I saw the picture I wondered who this (at least) 45 year old was and how they knew me.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:17

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Zeris posted:

Stop quoting that garbage

Also she is obviously not in her 30s

Meth makes you age real fuckin fast.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

orange juche posted:

Meth makes you age real fuckin fast.

someone shop the ziggy stardust face paint onto age 32

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:30

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

So meth lets you travel through time?

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:45

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

So meth lets you travel through time?

No, only wax lets you do that.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:56

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Anime still bad.

I disagree

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# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:58

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nah, your amines are poo poo

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:13

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Azides are way cooler than amines

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:15

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Japanimation is garbage

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:30

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

itt kuroyama needs a few days to think on his sins

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:36

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

orange juche posted:

No, only wax lets you do that.

I had some "Dream Pho Wax" that was 79% THC. Best goddamn wax I've ever had. It was my intro to concentrates. The Maui Kong shatter I had was in the 65-69% range, and it felt just as powerful as the wax.

Once your taking in huge quantities of THC at a time, the experiences don't tend to vary.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 04:34

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

this is always good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo

# ? Mar 7, 2017 05:06

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I had some "Dream Pho Wax" that was 79% THC. Best goddamn wax I've ever had. It was my intro to concentrates. The Maui Kong shatter I had was in the 65-69% range, and it felt just as powerful as the wax.

Once your taking in huge quantities of THC at a time, the experiences don't tend to vary.

I'm slightly curious how much you can smoke and still be functional, shim.

My old man got some wax/keef mix I guess? I didn't see what he had before he smoked it, but he took 2 hits and then curled up on the couch for about 4 hours.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 09:01

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

A lot.

I mean a lot.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 10:25

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

I smoke a stupid amount of wax after work and it doesn't make me some stereotypical stoner. It does slow my brain down a lot which is why I smoke it, I just don't turn into an idiot

# ? Mar 7, 2017 12:18

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Don't lie to us. You joined the military. You're baseline idiot.

So are the rest of us though.

Now excuse me while I hit the dab rig a few hours before work.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 13:54

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

I didn't join the military hence not an idiot

# ? Mar 7, 2017 14:23

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Man, Amazon prime keeps getting shittier and shittier. This has been my 4th pre-order to show up 2 days late because they shipped it late and from the other side of the country. Plus I have a 100 down 40 up connection and half the time I have to wait 20 minutes for a movie to go from SD to HD when streaming. I contacted them about both today and they're throwing me a free year of prime and refunding my pre-order, but holy poo poo what good is a free year of a service that never seems to work as advertised?At this point Amazon might as well be eBay with a Netflix pop up

# ? Mar 7, 2017 14:37

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I didn't join the military hence not an idiot

And that's what I get for assuming.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 14:39

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Man, Amazon prime keeps getting shittier and shittier. This has been my 4th pre-order to show up 2 days late because they shipped it late and from the other side of the country. Plus I have a 100 down 40 up connection and half the time I have to wait 20 minutes for a movie to go from SD to HD when streaming. I contacted them about both today and they're throwing me a free year of prime and refunding my pre-order, but holy poo poo what good is a free year of a service that never seems to work as advertised?At this point Amazon might as well be eBay with a Netflix pop up

Amazon Delivery Services suck for me. I routinely not have packages delivered or they end up a few days late.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 15:08

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I have everything from amazon shipped to my work. Nothing goes to my door because people are assholes and I see the UPS, USPS and Fedex guys daily anyhow.

A lot of those missing packages can be chalked up to lovely people working in the package services. Or dickbag neighbors. Or them relying on some other company for fulfillment for a prime product. There's a lot of blackholes for packages to fall in along the way to your door.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 15:19

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Amazon is like clockwork for me, and I buy a LOT of poo poo off amazon.

What I have found though if you have legit problems and you keep telling them about it it will get fixed. Amazon's got a lot of weight to throw around and will do it.

Unless neighbors are pinching your poo poo in which case you're poo poo out of luck.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 16:05

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Man, Amazon prime keeps getting shittier and shittier. This has been my 4th pre-order to show up 2 days late because they shipped it late and from the other side of the country. Plus I have a 100 down 40 up connection and half the time I have to wait 20 minutes for a movie to go from SD to HD when streaming. I contacted them about both today and they're throwing me a free year of prime and refunding my pre-order, but holy poo poo what good is a free year of a service that never seems to work as advertised?At this point Amazon might as well be eBay with a Netflix pop up

Aren't you in Hawaii?

# ? Mar 7, 2017 16:17

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

not caring here posted:

Amazon is like clockwork for me, and I buy a LOT of poo poo off amazon.

What I have found though if you have legit problems and you keep telling them about it it will get fixed. Amazon's got a lot of weight to throw around and will do it.

Unless neighbors are pinching your poo poo in which case you're poo poo out of luck.

Yeah that's not really my issue, I have 2 cameras keeping an eye on the front of my home and the little lady is almost always home by 230pm when deliveries get there. It's Amazon keeps shipping poo poo from distro centers nowhere near where I live, like Penn and Ohio when I live between the Phoenix, Los Angeles and Texas and they keep doing it a day later than they should for pre-orders. Their customer service is great, sure, but it's kinda telling that I've contacted it enough to know that their answer to everything is throwing free prime subs at you.

Zeris posted:

Aren't you in Hawaii?

Arizona

# ? Mar 7, 2017 16:22

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

not caring here posted:

Amazon is like clockwork for me, and I buy a LOT of poo poo off amazon.

What I have found though if you have legit problems and you keep telling them about it it will get fixed. Amazon's got a lot of weight to throw around and will do it.

Unless neighbors are pinching your poo poo in which case you're poo poo out of luck.

poo poo, Amazon basically made the USPS start doing Sunday deliveries

# ? Mar 7, 2017 16:31

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Amazon in the Philadelphia area is pretty good, unless they use shadyass LaserShip

# ? Mar 7, 2017 19:21

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

In the Bay Area (the good western side I live on, not ElMaligno's side) if you whisper Amazon into a bathroom mirror three times your package appears.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 19:23

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Pesticide20 posted:

poo poo, Amazon basically made the USPS start doing Sunday deliveries

Amazon contracts the USPS and funds sunday deliveries 100% iirc.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 19:43

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpumF9UTxA0

# ? Mar 7, 2017 20:47

Cenen: Apr 7, 2011

I am literally in an enlisted white trash party.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 00:39

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

bummer. has anyone fought or gotten alcohol poisoning yet?

# ? Mar 8, 2017 04:23

bengy81: May 8, 2010

Cenen posted:

I am literally in an enlisted white trash party.

But at least there is a good chance you can bang out some dudes old lady!!!

# ? Mar 8, 2017 06:12

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

maffew buildings posted:

bummer. has anyone fought or gotten alcohol poisoning yet?

It's not friday night yet.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 06:29

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

You say that like it matters.

Edit: Pretty sure when my guy got plastered 2 hours from home while on a no-alcohol order and face-planted the A-pillar of a taxi he was trying to hail (kudos for knowing not to drive, I guess), it was a Tues or Wed.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 16:20