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Serf
May 5, 2011


my favorite guns are made by heckler and cock

ed balls

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


r/incel meetup was sparsely attended at Lake High School

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

euphronius posted:

K understand not getting 60 votes

They can't get 50

Lololololol

this bill can't get 40

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

paranoid randroid posted:

gonna sashay down Wall St singing Jumping Jack Flash at the top of my lungs as dudes just fuckin plummet to the pavement around me

please pee on their mangled bodies for me tia

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

:sterv:

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
When I look at this I get the strong feeling that in 20 years I'm going to feel like we failed the next generation completely...

But then I remember that there are always going to be problems with each generation and at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about those old problems? No. I'm gonna be thinking about The Wall and how everyone has healthcare and unemployment is 0 and my children and my comedy albums.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe
hahahah imagining my special lady friend holding up the first issue of teen vogue between a finger and thumb like its radioactive

is there anything you want to tell me slorax

i just read it for the articles i swear

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i wouldn't make too much fun of Kevin Cirilli

he'll probably will you out of existence with such an enlarged frontal cortex

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Sexual Lorax posted:

just subscribed my daughter to one of my gang tags

feels good man

gonna be awkward when she asks me why i subscribed her to a former vice president

dont know that because hes awesome is going to really fly as an explanation with her

hes gonna bang ur daughter

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

theres a cartoon character this looks just like and its tickling my hippocampus but i cant figure it the gently caress out


Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

logikv9 posted:

all options should include TRUMP

im in favor of including "ELF"

even on like tax forms

gender: ELF

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sexual Lorax posted:

just subscribed my daughter to one of my gang tags

feels good man

gonna be awkward when she asks me why i subscribed her to a former vice president

dont know that because hes awesome is going to really fly as an explanation with her

im calling cps

Serf
May 5, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

i wouldn't make too much fun of Kevin Cirilli

he'll probably will you out of existence with such an enlarged frontal cortex

black bolt but lovely

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

paranoid randroid posted:

gonna sashay down Wall St singing Jumping Jack Flash at the top of my lungs as dudes just fuckin plummet to the pavement around me

teenvogue brigade stormed wall st?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

peter buttergreg

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

theres a cartoon character this looks just like and its tickling my hippocampus but i cant figure it the gently caress out

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/839150657651245056

ahahaha loving newsmax even

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Baloogan posted:

im like, not sick, or injured in any way and health care in the states scares the hell outta me lamo

canadian heathcare sucks but like, wtf how is it your own fault if you get rear end cancer or wahtever

a ways back but when you've gone too far for baloogan you've gone too far

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

im calling cps






i miss u joe :saddowns:

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Mar 7, 2017

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/Heritage_Action/status/839149103330258945

lmao Paul Ryan go suck a dick

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The whole iPhone saga seems to me to be less of a statement about how good poor people have it, but how it's not just poor people who are getting assfucked by healthcare costs in the country that handles it in the most retarded way in the world.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/839158483614330881

number one, she's in our prayers

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Knight posted:

The Wall

Knight posted:

my comedy albums

but you repeat yourself

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/Heritage_Action/status/839149103330258945

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



beaten but loving lmao

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
unadultered purestream chaos churning down the pipe

its so beautiful

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




im dying

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
is there anyone who likes this bill

anyone

like even Ryan (probably) doesn't like it, he's just stuck with whatever nonsense dribbles out of the House









it's going to get passed anyway isn't it

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Not a fan of Diamond Joe except for those Onion articles and the Paul Ryan debate

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



this is the best timeline. the gop had to come into power to fully implode and now everyone is realizing how poo poo they are. hillary gave us the greatest gift of all!!!!!!!!!!!!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Chokes McGee posted:

is there anyone who likes this bill

anyone

like even Ryan (probably) doesn't like it, he's just stuck with whatever nonsense dribbles out of the House









it's going to get passed anyway isn't it

if the gop somehow gets it through, the dems probably take 2/3rds of congress by 2020

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Intel&Sebastian posted:

The whole iPhone saga seems to me to be less of a statement about how good poor people have it, but how it's not just poor people who are getting assfucked by healthcare costs in the country that handles it in the most retarded way in the world.
It isn't retarded if you're rich and stand to get even richer off it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

fuckin lmao

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Newsmax is pretty awesome.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Tbf, looking at someone in deep despair and on the brink of death, saying "I'll pray for u", and then walking away is like american_christianity.txt

Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Mar 7, 2017

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

triple sulk posted:

this is the best timeline. the gop had to come into power to fully implode and now everyone is realizing how poo poo they are. hillary gave us the greatest gift of all!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's a pretty good one, but the greatest gift would be her going the gently caress away

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Wonder if Ryan is going to have a press conference today!

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