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OldSenileGuy posted:I don't even know why I'm so excited about the new season - it's not like I've seen every episode from the original run. I realize you're an old senile guy too so maybe I typed this before and didn't realize it because I'm senile but hi in case you're not me typing things but someone else who's also senile I agree with you, voice in my head
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Well, The Starfighters is an extremely unwatchable film, even with the crew riffing on it. It's oppressively boring.
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Bicyclops posted:Well, The Starfighters is an extremely unwatchable film, even with the crew riffing on it. It's oppressively boring. That's the one that's a barely disguised Air Force commercial, isn't it? Or not even the Air Force but that one specific fighter jet.
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A long form ad for a crappy jet, erotic refueling, and a LADY who KNOWS ABOUT CORN. 
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🎶Don't crap in your hand, crap in your poopie suit🎶
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The Starfighters is one of my favorites where nothing of consequence happens, though I can see why it wouldn't click for everyone. "We're gonna bomb 'em back to the Jazz Age..."
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Bicyclops posted:Well, The Starfighters is an extremely unwatchable film, even with the crew riffing on it. It's oppressively boring. The recital by the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus, directed by United Servo Academy Men's Choral Director, Vice-Brigadier Sir Thomas "Bullhead" Servo, performing the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn, makes up for any failings the experiment may have.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ree220FiOEg
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Powered Descent posted:The recital by the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus, directed by United Servo Academy Men's Choral Director, Vice-Brigadier Sir Thomas "Bullhead" Servo, performing the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn, makes up for any failings the experiment may have. This, as well as the Cowboys Mike's Ricochet Barbecue Sauce, which remains one of my all-time favorites.
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And that is the main reason I'm going to miss Kevin. I could listen to his voice all day.
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Artsygrrl posted:A long form ad for a crappy jet, erotic refueling, and a LADY who KNOWS ABOUT CORN. IOWA! 
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Artsygrrl posted:A long form ad for a crappy jet, erotic refueling, and a LADY who KNOWS ABOUT CORN. That dumb phone gag
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Paper Kaiju posted:This, as well as the Cowboys Mike's Ricochet Barbecue Sauce, which remains one of my all-time favorites. So bold, it's not recommended for human consumption!
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Valentine's day present finally arrived
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Nice! Now you can sing along in the shower to one of the funniest opening tracks.  "HEEEEE THRIIILLLLSSS MEEEEE"
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The F-104 Starfighter featured in The Starfighters is known nowadays mostly for being the center of a massive Lockheed bribery scandal, as well as something of a death trap. The movie is still insanely boring though. My favorite part is when it literally repeats the same 10 minute refueling sequence to pad time.
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Powered Descent posted:The recital by the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus, directed by United Servo Academy Men's Choral Director, Vice-Brigadier Sir Thomas "Bullhead" Servo, performing the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn, makes up for any failings the experiment may have. This sketch is real good. I just find myself yelling angrily at the film. Unralted: "Why can't they have had Mamie Van Doren star in this?" in response to basically the entirely of Keeping Neat and Clean: 
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Bicyclops posted:This sketch is real good. I just find myself yelling angrily at the film. The corn detasseler does leave a little to be desired. Maine VD would elevate it to another level. Though I suppose that would apply to most MST3ks besides Girls Town.
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"Now men, in all fairness, I should point out that occasionally the North Vietnamese will shoot back."
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I've got to seriously step up my watchathon. I stalled out in season 4 thanks to IRL nonsense and it's been a bitch getting it started again. Going to have to kick it into gear to work through everything before April
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I've been watching episodes at random by asking my girlfriend to "Pick a number 1-10", and then a number within the episodes of the season. Last night was The Brain That Wouldn't Die, which was very fun.
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Gozinbulx posted:Valentine's day present finally arrived He looks so bored in that picture. Like "Sigh... I guess I have to be a spy..."
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Gozinbulx posted:Valentine's day present finally arrived I was hoping the was OK Computer as interpreted by Ennio Morricone.
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Franchescanado posted:I've been watching episodes at random by asking my girlfriend to "Pick a number 1-10", and then a number within the episodes of the season. I thought that movie was alright actually. It's not a bad one, just not exactly scary. The ending is a little creepy though. I think I prefer the movies where there's some neat ideas but bad execution over the movies that are just miserable to sit through. I like watching the Satellite crew get into the movie they're watching, even if their misery has given us some pretty great moments. Coheed and Camembert fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Franchescanado posted:I've been watching episodes at random by asking my girlfriend to "Pick a number 1-10", and then a number within the episodes of the season. You're not my dad, you're Hitler!
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He's at the 30, the 20, no one will stop him!
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Coheed and Camembert posted:
Yeah, like they're pros, and I was amazed at how much humor they got into the endless chase scene in Racket Girls, but it's hard to riff on two straight hours of 1950s women wrestling in their underwear without making the same jokes. Anything that's just "Sannnnnnnnnnnnnd!" is funny to think about, but not to watch for 40 minutes, even with talented comedians in front of it. Part of what I like about like, even the Gamera movies is that, really, they're sort of intentionally goofy a lot of the time, and there's just stuff about them that makes them both locked to a time and culture we don't necessarily understand, so have it filtered through the 'bots make it fun again. I think it's variety rather than quality, though. A movie that just goes all over the place and has no direction feeds them a lot of good opportunity for riffs.
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Doubling back to Rifftrax for a bit, if it's up on Prime where you are, I can recommend Icebreaker, with Sean Astin, Bruce Campbell and Stacy Keach. It's basically Die Hard on a mountain ski resort, but much, much lamer because Rudy is the lovely John McClane.
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I just notification of more rewards getting sent. Does anyone know what they are?
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I just notification, too, but, more importantly, I just last call to update shipping address, which was really helpful in my situation, so three cheers for Joel and his team.
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Just a heads-up: the this year's Rifftrax KS has announced that Trace and Frank will be joining in on one of this year's shows. They also added a $1 tier that gets you two new shorts.
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Jack Gladney posted:I just notification of more rewards getting sent. Does anyone know what they are? Based on the schedule, it's probably the mugs, keychains, mission patches, and art prints.
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Can you guys believe we're almost a month out from new MST3K? It's gonna be great, speaking as someone who got into MST3K way after the original show, and only a couple of episodes.
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Solaris Knight posted:Can you guys believe we're almost a month out from new MST3K? It's gonna be great, speaking as someone who got into MST3K way after the original show, and only a couple of episodes. I'm thoroughly shocked at how often I read this in the thread. I would have told you that MST3K was one of those things where you had to have been there. I'm very happy to be wrong! I'm watching one I've definitely never seen: Danger: Death Ray!! "They really have captured the danger of white guys walking in herds."
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Bicyclops posted:I'm thoroughly shocked at how often I read this in the thread. I would have told you that MST3K was one of those things where you had to have been there. I'm very happy to be wrong! ~Watermelon man~
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It was originally titled "La la-la la-la-la" They had a creative dispute.
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