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Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
This is actually the worst thread in this entire subforum.

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AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009
Alec Ryder listening to lectures on alien archaeology by Liara. That's cool!

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011


I am extremely in for this class.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

The more I look at that krogan engineer picture, the more it looks dumb. Like nothing about the krogan's posture looks dynamic. Looks more like they're a statue that just got pushed.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Not sure I like these Grunt-style krogan, but drat I that does looks cool

Are the weapons locked to each class tho?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Captain Oblivious posted:

This is actually the worst thread in this entire subforum.

That's the mass effect.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

frajaq posted:

Not sure I like these Grunt-style krogan, but drat I that does looks cool

Are the weapons locked to each class tho?

I think she has a smoother head because she's a lady Krogan, not because she's a Grunt style.


Also no the weapons are not locked, that's just for the demo

Olaf The Stout
Oct 16, 2009

FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER
Am I reading that right, in that it's a female krogan? That owns.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Olaf The Stout posted:

Am I reading that right, in that it's a female krogan? That owns.

I think Bioware said more than a few female krogan are going to be involved with the story, same for turians.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Olaf The Stout posted:

Am I reading that right, in that it's a female krogan? That owns.

Yeah.

She's referred to as one and looks notably different from other male Krogans we've seen.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

SubponticatePoster posted:

Oh come on, like we aren't all going to have at least one gun named Jessie.

Classic Avenger with a heatsink... yer guddamn right.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...

chiasaur11 posted:

I kinda hate that name.

Like, actual low key loathing.

It's not just that it's a bad fantasy name, but it doesn't fit. These aren't ancestral weapons, or ancient religious artifacts, or anything of the sort. This is a rusty old shotgun you duct-taped to a grenade launcher.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with naming your fancy rifle, but even with all the star-warsing, Mass Effect is science fiction of the sort where the use of weapons is fundamentally pragmatic. This is your rifle, there are many like it. Naming it is a personal thing, and done with some degree of humor, or at least recognition of the absurdity. (You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. )

That kind of name feels very out of place, even for an asari. And no other species even gets that close to having an excuse.


Don't be too quick to judge. Here’s the twist, and there is a twist: They show it. They show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from action games these days? …Full penetration. Guys, Bioware's gonna show full penetration and they're gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Ryder really going to town on this hot asari lab tech. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.

This is the zeitgeist of the thread, if not the entire forum. It's convinced me that Andromeda is a good game.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

Ein Sexmonster posted:


I am extremely in for this class.

Would like a krogan with this background and attitude as one of the main characters, for real

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Cash Monet posted:

I still can't believe the main characters are loving space siblings. Unless you can kill space dad its the dumbest.

Maybe, in a final act of mercy, space dad will kill us

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Pacra posted:

Would like a krogan with this background and attitude as one of the main characters, for real

i'm literally more interested in Generic MP Krogan Engineer than I am the actual cast, that's crazy

steakmancer
May 18, 2010

by Lowtax

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Like nothing about the krogan's posture looks dynamic. Looks more like they're a statue that just got pushed.

she's loving in the middle of a jet boost

steakmancer
May 18, 2010

by Lowtax

Captain Oblivious posted:

This is actually the worst thread in this entire subforum.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm proud to be one of the worst posters itt then!

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


SubponticatePoster posted:

Oh come on, like we aren't all going to have at least one gun named Jessie.

THANK YOU for reminding me the greatest thing ever produced from ME2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9-dLzzQuVM

I'd give anything for one more mission with that lovely, old rifle

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

steakmancer posted:

she's loving in the middle of a jet boost

is that overload, incinerate or assault turret, friend?

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Milky Moor posted:

is that overload, incinerate or assault turret, friend?
Every class gets a jetpack, unless you were paying 0 attention.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

steakmancer posted:

she's loving in the middle of a jet boost

Oh gee thanks, I didn't realize my monitor was turned off.

If you don't look at the blue flare behind her, none of that tells you she's jet boosting. She literally looks like they took her model and tilted it forwards about 45 degrees. I'm sure it'll be fine in motion; what I'm saying is that it's a bad promo picture. Granted, that should probably be expected since it's the same marketing team that gave us those cosplay reference kits.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

steakmancer posted:

she's loving in the middle of a jet boost

loving during a jet boost sounds VERY dangerous and ill advised.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I hope you can gently caress a jet boost in the single player and not just multiplayer.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Ein Sexmonster posted:

Every class gets a jetpack

that's messed up

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Milky Moor posted:

that's messed up

Bad opinion spotted.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Krogan Vanguard is going to get a jet pack


That is amazing news I love this

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Burkion posted:

Krogan Vanguard is going to get a jet pack


That is amazing news I love this

The most righteous thing to ever come from this game

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Ein Sexmonster posted:

Every class gets a jetpack

Thank you, space Oprah.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Captain Oblivious posted:

This is actually the worst thread in this entire subforum.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Looked at the min specs. The only thing that is different is that my CPU is a i5-3470 and not the recommended i5 3570. Does that really matter. I just want pretty visuals, the ability to be invisible and head-shot idiots and find out who i can drag into my bed.


EDIT: I mean I get that you folks say I won't even need close to that (according to the first page) but this is the last thing that prevents me from hitting "pre-order" and being part of the problem

CrcleSqreSanchz fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Mar 8, 2017

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

I like how he stylishly painted his head plate

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

game could be good
game could be bad

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Deakul posted:

game could be good

Woah, hey, that's not one of the thread-approved sentiments.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Deakul posted:

game could be good
game could be bad

Why not both?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Deakul posted:

game could be good
game could be bad

Bold post, very bold.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Deakul posted:

game could be good

a bold strategy, cotton, let's see how it pays off for 'em

ub
Feb 9, 2003

no dont
Pillbug

Deakul posted:

game could be good
game could be bad

maybe... the truth lies somewhere in the middle??

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Honestly I have no idea. Despite tons of marketing and videos I never get a feeling for how the game actually plays, what the proper story is trying to convey or why I should care. It doesn't look bad but I'm not hooked either.

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
The surest reviews will appear in this very thread in less than a month.

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