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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
give me eggs, corned beef hash, bacon, and sausage anyday

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hello everyone who auditioned, you will be contacted later regarding your role and / or lack of shirt size

but for now, this thread is only available for members of the Posters Union so please disperse or somebody will visit your house to threaten your family

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
pancakes are good, those abominations look disgusting though

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
waffles are better than pancakes

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


waffles > pancakes

drat i miss waffle house

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

waffles > pancakes

drat i miss waffle house

the gently caress's a waffle house????

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Oh Snapple! posted:

the gently caress's a waffle house????

its a breakfast version of a gingerbread house

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


This is what they mean about libs living in bubbles

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Oh Snapple! posted:

the gently caress's a waffle house????

waffle house is basically if socialism made a restaurant

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



every man, woman, and child is equal at waffle house no matter your faith, nation, or what (or how many) drugs you have inside of you

if you tell them its your birthday you get a paper hat, just like marx wanted

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Business Gorillas posted:

every man, woman, and child is equal at waffle house no matter your faith, nation, or what (or how many) drugs you have inside of you

if you tell them its your birthday you get a paper hat, just like marx wanted

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

i know what waffle house is, seeing it mentioned just reminded me of folks being confused as gently caress at the concept of going there about the same time "the gently caress is a fish fry???" was a thing

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
i live like 5 minutes from a waffle house after moving recently, ive still never been there

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Oh Snapple! posted:

i know what waffle house is, seeing it mentioned just reminded me of folks being confused as gently caress at the concept of going there about the same time "the gently caress is a fish fry???" was a thing

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
if waffles are socialism how bourge is french toast?

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Gringostar posted:

if waffles are socialism how bourge is french toast?

french toast is just bread soaked in egg batter lol

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
LA special election results are live here: http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-mar-7-election-results/

Still early but it looks like Measure S is failing, Garcetti is cruising to re-election, and a tax to fund homeless services is being approved. Does anyone know what the difference between Measures M and N are?

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
If Dubya was a Democrat, centrists would argue he was the best president of all time.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

HorseRenoir posted:

LA special election results are live here: http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-mar-7-election-results/

Still early but it looks like Measure S is failing, Garcetti is cruising to re-election, and a tax to fund homeless services is being approved. Does anyone know what the difference between Measures M and N are?

N basically gave a monopoly to the existing medical dispensaries where M gives the city a poo poo load of room to tweak usage laws as needed, lowers taxes on medical usage slightly while making recreational use taxed more than medical even was before

also, the people that put N on the ballot are mostly backing M now so :lol:

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Ace of Baes posted:

french toast is just bread soaked in egg batter lol

Poorer than pancakes.

It's the true food of the proletariat.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Ace of Baes posted:

They probably expect to run her for a Senate or house seat (depending on what their algorithm tells them), then give her a place in the Clinton cabinet and start grooming her for a presidential run. These people are all delusional and just think the only thing wrong is that the algorithm didn't factor racism enough.

theory: the dsa is actually some kind of weird sex cult through which you have all contracted the same kind of brain aids that makes you think a second clinton run is something that could happen, ever

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fallen Hamprince posted:

theory: the dsa is actually some kind of weird sex cult through which you have all contracted the same kind of brain aids that makes you think a second clinton run is something that could happen, ever

socialist brain aids is easily cured by washing your hair with lemon juice for about a week.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Fallen Hamprince posted:

theory: the dsa is actually some kind of weird sex cult through which you have all contracted the same kind of brain aids that makes you think a second clinton run is something that could happen, ever

i was stating what they think, not what i think, please learn how to read

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

HorseRenoir posted:

This is why Trump won

:agreed:

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot
https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2017/january/_her-opponent_-re-stages-2016-presidential-debates-with-gender-r.html

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/29/clinton-trump-gender-swap-play-her-opponent

Did anyone post this study/play about genderbending the presidential candidates in here yet? It's pretty interesting and entertaining, honestly, even if the people doing it started with the most biased of intentions - As well as having the entire video up on youtube but refusing to list it publicly in order to make money from show tickets (playwright is a self-described left-leaning liberal)

quote:

“When a man [re-creates Clinton’s performance],” said Salvatore, “it feels like a lot of mansplaining.”

Trumpenproletariat has issued a correction as of 08:50 on Mar 8, 2017

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

FuriousxGeorge posted:

If Dubya was a Democrat, centrists would argue he was the best president of all time.

the liberal rehabilitation of bush has already begun

this week it's matt yglesias, in a couple months jonathan chait will revisit his defense of the iraq war, by year's end msnbc will air a two hour hagiography

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Fallen Hamprince posted:

theory: the dsa is actually some kind of weird sex cult through which you have all contracted the same kind of brain aids that makes you think a second clinton run is something that could happen, ever

if the dsa could guarantee you'd get laid by signing up they'd be the largest political organization in history

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
the dsa is good as hell qtid

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

what in the world

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
now youre cooking with spirit

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
position: fashionably late to any discussion
shirt size: 69!! ha ha wait that was supposed to be my answer for position

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
hi im chelsea clinton and this is the spinach pancake

*swallows spinach and pancake batter and regurgitates it onto a pan*

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Private prisons are another really stupid dem obsession. We overcrowded our prisons long before we came up with the private prisons idea.

The solution isn't going to be locking up people in public prisons like in the old days, it's that we need to stop locking people up and we need to let out the people we already locked up. Not just non-violent offenders either. We need to let out armed robbers and we need to let them work in the cubicle next to yours.

Cubicles are prisons

:thejoke:

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



i get she's too dumb to figure out that no-one wants to eat green pancakes, but can she not make them at least similar sizes? or not crumpled like pieces of poo poo?

i guess the answer should be obvious, but has she never made pancakes before? you'd think she'd have one of her personal chefs teach her not to be such an embarassment at it

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I will not eat them in a house, i will not eat them with a mouse,i will not eat them in a box i will not eat them with a fox, i will not eat them here of there i will not eat them anywhere, I do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them sam i am

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Sure lady I wanna eat them S.T.A.L.K.E.R. themed pancakes

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Trumpenproletariat posted:

https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2017/january/_her-opponent_-re-stages-2016-presidential-debates-with-gender-r.html

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/29/clinton-trump-gender-swap-play-her-opponent

Did anyone post this study/play about genderbending the presidential candidates in here yet? It's pretty interesting and entertaining, honestly, even if the people doing it started with the most biased of intentions - As well as having the entire video up on youtube but refusing to list it publicly in order to make money from show tickets (playwright is a self-described left-leaning liberal)

Mansplaining from the president. I want these people to die

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Trumpenproletariat posted:

https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2017/january/_her-opponent_-re-stages-2016-presidential-debates-with-gender-r.html

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/29/clinton-trump-gender-swap-play-her-opponent

Did anyone post this study/play about genderbending the presidential candidates in here yet? It's pretty interesting and entertaining, honestly, even if the people doing it started with the most biased of intentions - As well as having the entire video up on youtube but refusing to list it publicly in order to make money from show tickets (playwright is a self-described left-leaning liberal)

I know a whole bunch of Clintonistas who would probably respond to someone posting that Guardian piece on Facebook by just point-blank unfriending them, no discussion necessary

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Like, I have heard the phrase "people only judge Hillary this harshly because she's a woman" multiple times IRL; this experiment's findings appear to be that her shtick actually sounds even more insufferable coming out of a dude (and honestly having watched the video I tend to agree). A lot of people would become overwhelmingly world-endingly furious just knowing this was a thing.

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