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Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Solice Kirsk posted:

Every time she gets posted someone says the name of the condition she has, but I can never remember it. And yes, its something else that makes the body retain water or something. For now we shall call it spinacherarmitis after Popeye's boat and the area affected.


Lipedema

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Which causes obesity, isn't caused by it.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

New thread title pls

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Popeye the Sailorham

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZpxo_2Mgqg

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Popeye the Sailorham

I'm Popeye the Sailor Ham
I look like a pile of Spam
My life will be finished
'Cause I eats no spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Ham *fart fart*

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm Popeye the Sailor Ham
I look like a pile of Spam
My life will be finished
'Cause I eats no spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Ham *fart fart*


:popeye:

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983


RNG guy speaks the truth.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm Popeye the Sailor Ham
I look like a pile of Spam
My life will be finished
'Cause I eats no spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Ham *fart fart*


You motherfuckers are doing the Lords work :patriot:

Also, :laffo:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Zipperelli. posted:

You motherfuckers are doing the Lards work

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Was this found on a lake or ocean floor?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Mak0rz posted:

Was this found on a lake or ocean floor?

It was in Aquaman's bedroom, duh.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Mak0rz posted:

Was this found on a lake or ocean floor?

I'm just hoping it's not someone's Etsy store.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

I love that the spinach appears to made of marzipan.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013





purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


:captainpop:

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

MageMage posted:

I desire to live in a world as open-armed as a black female.

From a couple pages back, but the depressing thing is that black women likely respond at such a high rate because they get so few messages in the first place. It's kind of depressing to see that as more and more people move to online dating, it will actually get harder for black people to find a date. Even other black people prefer to go out with someone who isn't black.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bird in a Blender posted:

From a couple pages back, but the depressing thing is that black women likely respond at such a high rate because they get so few messages in the first place. It's kind of depressing to see that as more and more people move to online dating, it will actually get harder for black people to find a date. Even other black people prefer to go out with someone who isn't black.

Well duh. Who wants to date people who look like their brother or sister?

Some folks will never eat a skunk and then again some folks will like Cletus the slacked jowl yokel.


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prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

LingcodKilla posted:

Well duh. Who wants to date people who look like their brother or sister?

okay thread, time to play the game of "is he being racist or is he ineptly trolling and the joke's on us for thinking he's racist"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


poop dood posted:

okay thread, time to play the game of "is he being racist or is he ineptly trolling and the joke's on us for thinking he's racist"

MOVED FOR CLARITY.

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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poop dood posted:

okay thread, time to play the game of "is he being racist or is he ineptly trolling and the joke's on us for thinking he's racist"

Don't worry friend. I reported him twice just to make sure.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

oldpainless posted:

Don't worry friend. I reported him twice just to make sure.

oldpainless? More like oldstrainless.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I will always be there for my good friend poop dood

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

poop dood posted:

okay thread, time to play the game of "is he being racist or is he ineptly trolling and the joke's on us for thinking he's racist"

I thought it was a play on non-literal uses of "brother" and "sister."

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

oldpainless posted:

I will always be there for my good friend poop dood

oldpainless, how do I become one of your good friends

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Toast Museum posted:

I thought it was a play on non-literal uses of "brother" and "sister."

I had to explain the white incest joke to the easily offended on SA.

What a day.

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

LingcodKilla posted:

I had to explain the white incest joke to the easily offended on SA.

What a day.

Yes surely it is the easily offended snowflakes on sa and not that the joke was just not funny at all

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

purple death ray posted:

Yes surely it is the easily offended snowflakes on sa and not that the joke was just not funny at all

look, an easily offended snowflake

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

your friend a dog posted:

look, an easily offended humorless snowflake

FTFY

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Somfin posted:

oldpainless, how do I become one of your good friends

You already are. It's the default position. Someone has to do something to NOT be one of my good friends.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




oldpainless posted:

You already are. It's the default position. Someone has to do something to NOT be one of my good friends.

oldpainless, more like oldhateless :3:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:golfclap:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Is Bert sticking his tongue out because he's trying to lick Hamor's ice cream or because he's being choked?

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Heath posted:

Is Bert sticking his tongue out because he's trying to lick Hamor's ice cream or because he's being choked?

Yes

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!

Toe to tip, that's a Bart!

The Great Burrito
Jan 21, 2008

Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up!

LingcodKilla posted:

Some folks will never eat a skunk and then again some folk'll like Cletus the slack jawed yokel.




:colbert:

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Dr. Clockwork posted:

Toe to tip, that's a Bart!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



This is perfect and I love you.

LingcodKilla posted:

Well duh. Who wants to date people who look like their brother or sister?

So, it looked an awful lot like this post was in response to black people dating each other because, uh, that's the post you quoted. If you were trying to make a different point it was pretty unclear.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


cash crab posted:

This is perfect and I love you.


So, it looked an awful lot like this post was in response to black people dating each other because, uh, that's the post you quoted. If you were trying to make a different point it was pretty unclear.

If you look at the stats the people most likely to date in their race is white.

I literally explained it in the next post with a song and images. Next time I'll add an interpretative dance.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEdI7v8MhMo

Ok searching for "anti incest dance" was a really bad idea on youtube.


What I did forget at the time is that "sisters and brothers" is a term for black people. My bad. I'm not going to edit it after it was posted and quoted.

Is it time to go back to making fun of people with medical conditions yet?

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