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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

So all the bad countries are masculine, essentially.

Noted good countries papua new Guinea, Somalia and Libya

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Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Grand Fromage posted:

Going to derail from a couple pages back, but can anyone explain the whole thing about being angry at Jews for killing Christ to me? Even if we accept the premise... wasn't Jesus' entire purpose to be martyred to redeem mankind? Him being killed so he can be resurrected is the point of the religion. If Jewish people had him killed, then didn't they play a key role in bringing about salvation? It doesn't make any sense. I guess that's religion.txt but I am really curious if there's an explanation why that became an attack on Jews.

There's a Christianity thread in A/T or the science forum that could give you an actual answer, but two things come to mind:

1) in Matthew Pilate says that he symbolically washes his hands of the crime and lays the blame upon the assembled people (implicitly Jewish) for Jesus' execution - I guess that allows for the interpretation that while the Roman authority was part of God's machinery for fulfilling his purpose, the Pharisees and the Jewish crowd were actively Christ Killers out for blood (see also: Judas Iscariot). I don't know if there is actually any theology to support this idea though.

2) looking at it more broadly, I think the sheer complexity of trinitarian christology necessitates accepting some contradictions in the popular understanding: that is, Christ was both the Lamb of God who redeems us by his death; and also our earthly prophet who the Jews murdered out of their congenital bloodlust. The Muslims have it easier in that regard.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Yeah, there's also the idea that the "good" Jews all became Christian and Jews today are descended from the lousy Christ-killing Pharisees. The other sects of Judaism -- the priestly Sadducees and the quasi-monastic Essenes -- are thought to have died out, but the Pharisees' legacy does survive through the Rabbinical tradition. The Bible is quite harsh with the Pharisees, who likely viewed Jesus and his bros as heretics.(even though some of them probably were Pharisees, at least originally). Fast forward 2,000 years and the Apostles' sour grapes are still there on the page, but all the context is lost, so people get this idea that the book is saying all Jews are bad, when it's really just calling out a specific rival faction for political reasons.

Also, it doesn't help that a lot of the people who wrote and compiled the New Testament were Greeks writing decades later and maybe didn't give much of a poo poo about respecting Jewish tradition.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Negrostrike posted:

Most of Western Hemisphere: Not part of Western Civilization.

they're not white, no. 'western civilization' is code for 'the white race'

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Pakled posted:

What syphilis was called before it was called syphilis


Goddamn Poles.

Edit: yeah, Scotland wins this one.

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Mar 8, 2017

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Persians naming it after themselves is pretty dope.
"Yeah we're all whores. Wanna fight about it?"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Duckbag posted:

The Bible is quite harsh with the Pharisees, who likely viewed Jesus and his bros as heretics.(even though some of them probably were Pharisees, at least originally).
It's possible that Jesus himself was taught into that tradition too, as a lot of his arguments with them took the form that they (and later Rabbinical Judaism) used to work things out. To the modern eye through 2000 years of Christian culture it may look like the hated outsider yelling "you people are bad and care only about the written law" but it bears some similarities with some of the times that rabbis have argued among themselves with similar rhetoric in classical times and some Saturdays.

Phlegmish posted:

Baptists and especially Mormons would have been burned at the stake by Catholics and magisterial Protestants alike in the sixteenth century.
Mormons were driven out of a number of states amidst violence and ended up forming their own state, which they tried to retain as independent. That along with major doctrinal differences should count it at at least separate from Protestant and Catholic, if not from Old World Christianity altogether.

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
From the DnD picture thread:

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

From the DnD picture thread:

That seems like a perfectly fine map of Eporue to me.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Pakled posted:

If Papua New Guinea is Western, then there's no reason Latin America should be anything other than Western.

Latin America is really a mestizo culture. A mix of the original indígena culture and the old spanish culture that don't exist anymore except in america. Labels have the problem of being binary so are not a good way to describe the world.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

So, just Lutheran and Catholic on the map you posted. Maybe Methodism if you count it as part of a general Reformed tradition (even though they are Arminian), but I doubt they got a 500K kill count.

Baptists and especially Mormons would have been burned at the stake by Catholics and magisterial Protestants alike in the sixteenth century.
Not fair. The Lutherans acted in self-defense.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Blut posted:

South America is always the funniest part of that for me. They're quite obviously Western, but they just happen to be slightly poor.

A Spaniard has far more in common culturally with an Argentinian that a Finnish person.

But an Albanian has more in common with a Tajik than with a Serbian.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Phlegmish posted:

Baptists and especially Mormons would have been burned at the stake by Catholics and magisterial Protestants alike in the sixteenth century.

And your objection is? Mormons are basically just kookier scientologists with less emphasis on money laundering.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It is a statement, not a value judgment. Though if I'm being completely honest, I do object to the general principle of burning people for heresy.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That's a little too progressive for me.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

It is a statement, not a value judgment. Though if I'm being completely honest, I do object to the general principle of burning people for heresy.

But if we had to choose a heresy to burn people for, would you object to it being the Mormons over say the Waldensians or the Quakers.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Don't burn people that believe in hell, they expect a eternity in the flames, will not be impressed by your temporary fires.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Baron Corbyn posted:

But if we had to choose a heresy to burn people for, would you object to it being the Mormons over say the Waldensians or the Quakers.

We just have to invent good enough space travel so the Mormons can go away into space somewhere, like all science fiction ever made says they will.

Ponsonby Britt
Mar 13, 2006
I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wassup?

Guavanaut posted:

Mormons were driven out of a number of states amidst violence and ended up forming their own state, which they tried to retain as independent. That along with major doctrinal differences should count it at at least separate from Protestant and Catholic, if not from Old World Christianity altogether.

The "driven out of a number of states" thing is circular reasoning, though. They were driven out because people thought they weren't Christians. You can't logically turn around and say that constitutes proof that they actually weren't Christians, unless you're willing to accept the subjective third-party opinion of the people persecuting them as objective truth.

Personally I think that religion is entirely subjective, and thus that the only valid metric (for us as third parties) is how people see themselves. If Mormons say they're Christian, then they are Christian. If you use any other metric, or attempt to draw bright lines based on doctrinal differences, I feel like that's how we end up with religious persecution in the first place.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
If we're using the standards that determine state-backed Churches, then Mormons aren't Christian. Also Catholics, Baptists, Lutherans, Methodists, Seveth-Day Adventists, Quakers, Bogomilists, Priscillians, Messalians, and certainly Americanists.

Clearly only the Northern Conservative Baptists of the Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 Agreement are real Christians.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

We just have to invent good enough space travel so the Mormons can go away into space somewhere, like all science fiction ever made says they will.

Well when they die don't they all go to planet Kolob or something? Seems like you'd save a lot of rocket fuel if you just went ahead and burned them at the stake here, then let their spirits do the space travel.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Schizotek posted:

Persians naming it after themselves is pretty dope.
"Yeah we're all whores. So we gonna gently caress, or what?

FTFY

fishmech posted:

Clearly only the Northern Conservative Baptists of the Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 Agreement are real Christians.

Well I'm glad someone had the balls to say what we're all thinking!

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

I think Mormons are an interesting edge case because they use a second holy book (that reads like bad Bible fan fiction, IMO) and believe many things that directly contradict The Bible. Jesus being the last prophet* is sort of important, you guys.

I tend to think of them as an off-shoot of Christianity that's no longer entirely Christian, like Islam or Baha'i, but yall are free to disagree with me.

*Except John of Patmos maybe.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Duckbag posted:

an off-shoot of Christianity that's no longer entirely Christian, like Islam

:eyepop:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

That's how I generally describe the Orthodox church, it makes russians upset.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Baronjutter posted:

That's how I generally describe the Orthodox church, it makes russians upset.

well of course, the orthodox church is merely an emanation of the totalitarian Slavic consciousness

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Baronjutter posted:

That's how I generally describe the Orthodox church, it makes russians upset.
Sounds like Papist talk to me.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

fishmech posted:

Clearly only the Northern Conservative Baptists of the Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 Agreement are real Christians.

Death to Northern Conservative Baptists of the Great Lakes Region Council of 1879!

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 is the light

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007


No, seriously. The Qu'ran devotes a significant amount of time to the prophet Isa (Jesus) and Maryam (Mary) is the only named woman in the whole book.

Christian practice profoundly influenced Arab thought during the late Roman and early Byzantine era and most of the core stories of the Old and New Testaments are preserved in the Qur'an with only modest changes (Abraham sacrificing a different son, etc.). About a third of the Arabian peninsula was Christian and many of the lands conquered by Muhammad and his heirs such as Egypt and Syria were Byzantine Christian. To them, it is likely that they didn't see Islam as being separate from Christianity, but rather an evolution of it. They kept the same God and the same prophets, but added a new prophet who served as something of a revivalist arguing that their faith had been corrupted and they worshiped false idols and had to return to direct submission to God. It's actually quite similar to Mormonism and, in some ways, the Reformation.

The influence also cuts both ways, incidentally, many scholars believe that the Iconoclastic Controversy, which was one of the causes of the Great Schism between Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholics, was a direct response to what many Christians at the time felt was a legitimate critique made by Islam, chiefly that the Church had become too wrapped up in the worship of saints and icons and was committing Idolatry (a charge Protestants revived later).There was a lot of conversation back and forth between mainstream Christianity and Islam at first, but the Church had pretty much settled on "they're just heretics" by the time of the Crusades. For it's part, Islam considers Christians and Jews to be "people of the book" and worthy of respect as fellow worshipers of God, even if they're doing it wrong.

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!

Pakled posted:

What syphilis was called before it was called syphilis


Portuguese rather called it "avariose", "venéreo", "lues" and "Napolitan disease".

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Falukorv posted:

Portuguese rather called it "avariose", "venéreo", "lues" and "Napolitan disease".

Yeah, most of those countries probably used several different names at different times, in different regions, and among different segments of the population. Doctors and scholars probably use Latin/Greek names.

The first big outbreak came almost immediately after Columbus' voyages (1494/5) and was probably contracted by sexing the natives. Some people insist it was in Europe already but no one had ever written about it before, but that's dubious. If they did have Syphilis, it would have been uncommon or a much milder strain because the 15th/16th century outbreaks were a big loving deal at the time. It entered the medical literature during a French invasion of Naples, where Spanish troops were also present. Both sides blamed each other for spreading it, hence the names "French disease," "Neapolitan/Italian disease," and "Spanish disease." From there, it seems that the pattern was people blaming it on whoever they (supposedly) contracted it from, which was usually a neighbor who was closer to the epicenter of the outbreak, so the Germans called it French disease, the Poles called it German disease, and the Russians called it Polish disease. The Ottomons just called it "Frankish disease" because, lol all Christians are the same, right?

Canton was China's main port to the Europe, so it was probably the first place to get an outbreak, and the Japanese associated it with the Portuguese and Chinese sailors who spread it, hence those names. The Persian Fire one might come from identifying it with Anthrax based on similar symptoms, idk. I have no idea where "grandgore" comes from. Scots are weird

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


icantfindaname posted:

they're not white, no. 'western civilization' is code for 'the white race'




Based on that logic, no part of the Americas belongs to the West. :downsbravo:

But what I really have to say is that Huntington is a dumbass.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Duckbag posted:

Canton was China's main port to the Europe, so it was probably the first place to get an outbreak, and the Japanese associated it with the Portuguese and Chinese sailors who spread it, hence those names. The Persian Fire one might come from identifying it with Anthrax based on similar symptoms, idk. I have no idea where "grandgore" comes from. Scots are weird

Grand is Old French for great, so literally "the great gore".

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Duckbag posted:

No, seriously. The Qu'ran devotes a significant amount of time to the prophet Isa (Jesus) and Maryam (Mary) is the only named woman in the whole book.

Christian practice profoundly influenced Arab thought during the late Roman and early Byzantine era and most of the core stories of the Old and New Testaments are preserved in the Qur'an with only modest changes (Abraham sacrificing a different son, etc.). About a third of the Arabian peninsula was Christian and many of the lands conquered by Muhammad and his heirs such as Egypt and Syria were Byzantine Christian. To them, it is likely that they didn't see Islam as being separate from Christianity, but rather an evolution of it. They kept the same God and the same prophets, but added a new prophet who served as something of a revivalist arguing that their faith had been corrupted and they worshiped false idols and had to return to direct submission to God. It's actually quite similar to Mormonism and, in some ways, the Reformation.

The influence also cuts both ways, incidentally, many scholars believe that the Iconoclastic Controversy, which was one of the causes of the Great Schism between Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholics, was a direct response to what many Christians at the time felt was a legitimate critique made by Islam, chiefly that the Church had become too wrapped up in the worship of saints and icons and was committing Idolatry (a charge Protestants revived later).There was a lot of conversation back and forth between mainstream Christianity and Islam at first, but the Church had pretty much settled on "they're just heretics" by the time of the Crusades. For it's part, Islam considers Christians and Jews to be "people of the book" and worthy of respect as fellow worshipers of God, even if they're doing it wrong.

it's a heretical mutation of judaism, not christianity. there's not that much stuff from the NT in the quran or islamic tradition, except for jesus being mentioned as prophet, the cult of mary, and maybe one other minor story. only the arab tribes immediately bordering roman syria were meaningfully christian, the ones further south in the peninsula and yemen had much less roman influence

icantfindaname fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Mar 8, 2017

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Jesus was the Saoshyant and the East and West would be unified in their worship of Ahura Mazda were it not for the cursed agents of Ahriman, the Roman Emperors and Muhammed

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

oldswitcheroo
Apr 27, 2008

The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes.

Koramei posted:

lots and lots of indian "immigrants"

FTFY. Reading about them is very reminiscent of the Indian "laborers" in Dubai.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Australia:
  • I think there may be one type of plant that's only lethal if you eat more than two or three pounds of it

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pakled posted:

What syphilis was called before it was called syphilis


Uhh it's still not called syphilis here. Premise wrong, 0/10 map.

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Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.
I can never remember which one is kuppa and which one tippuri

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