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Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Hey, guess what? Y'all were right and DC isn't about to let this opportunity fly by.

http://www.thewrap.com/dc-films-r-rated-superhero-movie/

They already made R-rated Constantine.

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

babypolis posted:

I liked the more subtle aspect of the lovely dystopian future where everything is ruled by evil corporations (I mean even more so than right now). Just getting a card from the Alkali or whatever it was called company is enough for superhero Wolverine to lose his poo poo. They bring a bunch of mexican federal police to try to murder a little girl and corporate security forces can murder people at will

I like that it goes completely unchallenged by all, even the black family stand-in for middle america. Like, their beef with the BIG FARMING is their water, no one in this movie is in a position to challenge the established hierarchy.

America deserves this future.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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babypolis posted:

I liked the more subtle aspect of the lovely dystopian future where everything is ruled by evil corporations (I mean even more so than right now). Just getting a card from the Alkali or whatever it was called company is enough for superhero Wolverine to lose his poo poo. They bring a bunch of mexican federal police to try to murder a little girl and corporate security forces can murder people at will

Logan loses his poo poo because the Alkali Corp are linked to Alkali Lake and the Weapon X project.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


A. Beaverhausen posted:

Hey, guess what? Y'all were right and DC isn't about to let this opportunity fly by.

http://www.thewrap.com/dc-films-r-rated-superhero-movie/

Hell yeah time for some Superboy ripping arms on the big screen.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Rap Record Hoarder posted:

I always thought that the trick of telepathy-blocking helmets in X-stories was the shape and/or special plating, not the material used to make it (this of course varies depending on canon, timeline, and writer but I digress). This also goes for Cerebro; a main plot point in X2 is that swapping the panel configuration around directly affects the amplification of psychic abilities. In Logan, the big dome they have Xavier housed in is missing chunks. A lot of squarish, panel shaped, almost strategically placed chunks. Is it because they're living in the middle of the desert in lovely future world and that's the best approximation they could find, or is it because Logan knew enough to try and imitate the Cerebro design in a way that puts a damper on Xavier's abilities when he has a seizure freakout?

I like the idea of the latter, but it could very well be the former. It could be both! That's part of the magic of good storytelling. You shouldn't (and don't) need every single detail spoonfed to you.

I mean, the important thing is that the fallen water tower looks likes Cerebro. Cerebro has basically reflected Professor X in every movie so it makes sense that this one would be old, broken and ineffective.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Hell yeah time for some Superboy ripping arms on the big screen.

Just imagine Zach Snyder directing an Identity Crisis movie. If you thought Catwoman or Suicide Squad was the absolute nadir of comic book movies :laugh:

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:

How strikingly inambitious everything in the movie is, and the structure and the pacing of the story. Aside from the few action scenes, there was almost nothing that couldn't be replicated on television. The scene of Wilson finding himself an outcast comes to mind, in particular. The budget didn't seem to help this: the evil lab and the X-Men school would easily pass for TV sets. Blind Al specifically comes off across as a character written as if they were being introduced in a TV pilot and going to be expanded on later.

The most striking moment of television-level storytelling is how there is no absolute "low-point" or ultimate trial to the heroic struggle, except in a flashback (the cartoon animals part is the closest thing in the main narrative). It's such a basic thing, which is why it's absence is so glaring. There's no sense of escalation or overcoming obstacles. And it's not that it's a comedy, plenty of comedies have serious struggles and conflicts.

e: and even by the standards of comic book television it's tepid: Legion exists, after all, to dominate Deadpool's niche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_HuFuKiq8U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6GCEQVSOOs

scenes in a Television Show.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

They already made R-rated Constantine.

And Watchmen. And, though no theatrical release, the extended cut of Batman v Superman past year.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Maybe we should stop using "looks like TV" as a disparagement and instead say "looked like it was filmed on an Asylum set" instead

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Does Spawn count as well?

New Line - Time Warner - Warner Bros

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
I was wondering who the gently caress was Dr Rice for a long time and then I laughed out loud in the middle of the movie at a completely inappropriate time when I realized it was Richard Grant from Posh Nosh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmku-8kSxzM&t=297s

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

CelticPredator posted:

scenes in a Television Show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Everything about this is amazing. Every shot is a dolly shot and it also makes me hungry for Subway. So poo poo.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



I unironically love these shameless plugs.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


That's not TV. That's HBO.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Since we're now on full product placement derail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdfN8MMpp6w

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

MacheteZombie posted:

Does Spawn count as well?

New Line - Time Warner - Warner Bros

There's also Blade, which was very successful. This whole "oh my gosh 'R' rate comic movies are a thing now?" is happening because, I assume, most entertainment writers have zero cultural memory of anything before 2008 (and even then, they slept on Punisher: War Zone which is unforgivable)

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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MacheteZombie posted:

Does Spawn count as well?

New Line - Time Warner - Warner Bros

No because Spawn was PG-13.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Dolph Lundgren Punisher came out in '89 and was a hard R.

It's weird, Louis Gossett Jr. gives this amazing dramatic performance in such a schlocky film.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkjQEBvcAdE

SimonCat fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Mar 8, 2017

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Just imagine Zach Snyder directing an Identity Crisis movie. If you thought Catwoman or Suicide Squad was the absolute nadir of comic book movies :laugh:

You shouldn't besmirch an Oscar winner.

A. Beaverhausen fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Mar 8, 2017

Renoistic
Jul 27, 2007

Everyone has a
guardian angel.
The movie is well made and has a couple good scenes in it, but the final fight felt strangely underwhelming, and the script doesn't have an original idea in it. There's more to making a 'grown-up' super hero movie than upping the violence and adding a few swears.

Patrick Stewart is a treasure and the highlight of every scene he's in.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

I saw this last night and was very entertained. It was a more "human" super-hero movie. Jackman and Stewart's bantering was always a treat as well.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

CelticPredator posted:

No because Spawn was PG-13.

Really? IMDB says R and google has both an R and pg13 to make it extra confusing. Was there a DC for Spawn that I don't remember?

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

MacheteZombie posted:

Really? IMDB says R and google has both an R and pg13 to make it extra confusing. Was there a DC for Spawn that I don't remember?

If I remember right, there was an R version and a pg-13 version. In video cassettes at least. It may have only shown in theatres as the pg-13 version.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

All this shows is that Deadpool is not even good television.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

A. Beaverhausen posted:

If I remember right, there was an R version and a pg-13 version. In video cassettes at least. It may have only shown in theatres as the pg-13 version.

The theatrical version was the PG-13 version because I remember hearing Spawn say "Bitchin'!" as his cape deploys when he falls out of that building, then when the home release came out, they redubbed it so he was like "gently caress yeah!" or whatever.

I thought it was real hilarious hearing Spawn say bitchin' in the theater so I was pretty disappointed that they decided to extreme it up for the home release.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

ruddiger posted:

The theatrical version was the PG-13 version because I remember hearing Spawn say "Bitchin'!" as his cape deploys when he falls out of that building, then when the home release came out, they redubbed it so he was like "gently caress yeah!" or whatever.

I thought it was real hilarious hearing Spawn say bitchin' in the theater so I was pretty disappointed that they decided to extreme it up for the home release.

:lol:

Fill Baptismal
Dec 15, 2008
Back on the subject of the movie, thinking about it, the first scene where Logan meets the head of security is pretty great. It shows him far wolverine has fallen that this guy who knows all about him feels comfortable getting close to him and threatening him. And it also shows how poo poo his legacy is that a guy like that considers himself a fan.

I will admit that I didn't like how they instantly crossed over the border from Mexico to Vegas. Especially because they had shown the border is heavily policed, and they were driving a shot up and scarred limo.

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
This film wassssss way more political then I thought.

From the faded liberty motel sign (overt shots that linger on it)

To references to the wall (drunken people yelling USA)

Villain named Donald who had a skull and cross bone tattoo with what looked to be Trumps toupee.

Even at the end where said Donald is beaten and defeated by a bunch of minority children. White mutant male kids were absent. There is one that was all reptilian, but he completely disappeared at the end.

Also, most if not all the reavers were white who had no genetically superior gifts (i.e mutant powers), so they had to artificial create them through capitalism run amok (white male privilege).

It is even the minorities who die at the hand of white male rage (Mexicans and the Black farming family)

Even Professor X can be seen as a white moderate whose passivity and paralysis causes the "mutants" to die and be rounded up.

Surprisingly woke.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Death By The Blues posted:

This film wassssss way more political then I thought.

From the faded liberty motel sign (overt shots that linger on it)

To references to the wall (drunken people yelling USA)

Villain named Donald who had a skull and cross bone tattoo with what looked to be Trumps toupee.

Even at the end where said Donald is beaten and defeated by a bunch of minority children. White mutant male kids were absent. There is one that was all reptilian, but he completely disappeared at the end.

Also, most if not all the reavers were white who had no genetically superior gifts (i.e mutant powers), so they had to artificial create them through capitalism run amok (white male privilege).

It is even the minorities who die at the hand of white male rage (Mexicans and the Black farming family)

Even Professor X can be seen as a white moderate whose passivity and paralysis causes the "mutants" to die and be rounded up.

Surprisingly woke.

Written two years ago too, so life became more accurate than art thought.

forest spirit
Apr 6, 2009

Frigate Hetman Sahaidachny
First to Fight Scuttle, First to Fall Sink


Isn't one of his limo passengers in the montage a construction tycoon type, with a Bolo tie saying "We're making a killing up (all?) along the wall" or something very similar? Logan himself seemed equally indifferent to upper and lower class characters and the degraded nature of society, mirroring how people generally ignore things like political/government engagement because grandpa needs pain meds and you can't afford a good care home and similar (imminent real life issues)

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
The people riding in the limo are basically the Kardashians, Eric Trump & Friends, and Dick Cheney.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Anyone else find themselves disgusted when one of his knuckle claws only half came out?

:flaccid:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

You're 100% right, except they already made that movie and Batman realizes he was wrong at the end of it.

He definitely does not.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Bit of a vanity move that the only thing that can kill Wolverine is... another Wolverine. But it really redeemed and gave great closure to a character who I always thought was over-exposed, like the Joker.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Steve2911 posted:

He definitely does not.

Sure he does. Bruce admits that he failed Superman by not believing and trusting him (3:05ish), and resolves to honor him and his methods in death by not murdering/branding people anymore.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Steve2911 posted:

He definitely does not.

I'm sorry you didn't pick up on this, but yes he definitely does. There's a big speech at the end and everything.

Here's the official synopsis for Justice League, to be used in all marketing material:

quote:

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's (Henry Cavill) selfless act, Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes -- Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash -- it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

Bolding mine.

Anyway this is the Logan thread, so if you want to continue this let's go over to the General Comic Book Discussion side and yack about it.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sir Kodiak posted:

Considering the cues X-24 takes from Terminator, does seem like a reference.

And Terminator takes cues from Westworld so Logan is just westerns all the way down.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

CelticPredator posted:

No because Spawn was PG-13.

The "director's cut" on DVD is R. It's not a huge difference, but the action scenes have actual squibs in them and flow a decent bit better in it, plus there's some added cursing and a couple raunchier Clown jokes.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Mr. Flunchy posted:

They may as well have THIS IS EXTREMELY RELEVANT PAY ATTENTION flashing on screen during the sequence where the characters settle down for a moment to watch and discuss Shane.

What's worse - when they do this, or when a there's a scene in a classroom in the film that has a professor or instructor spell out one of the film's major themes?

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