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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

D.N. Nation posted:

Rosebud. Terrific sled.

trump's analysis of the word Rosebud is the funniest part of that video

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FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Edible Hat posted:

It has been five days since since the president made one his most explosive allegations, accusing his predecessor of Watergate-levels of corruption, and two of the most popular right-wing sites *Drudge and Breitbart) have no new stories about it on their site. Something tells me no one actually believed this poo poo and Obama is not going to be imprisoned in a bank vault.

Vault 7 is the name Wikileaks gave to their new dump of the CIA's Groupware site, with documents and code for their computer infiltration operations. The stuff they've currently released is from 2012 and apparently mostly details their operations in Europe.

Reminder: Trump publicly asked Russia to hack into Hillary's e-mail.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:


"With acknowledgments"

Shangri-Law School posted:

Happy International Women's Day!

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

tyblazitar posted:

Someone should start a collection of cartoons depicting muslims with swords like it's the loving 16th century.

E.g. ISIS and Saudis really love to behead people with swords, though. Then again for muslims it really is the 15th century! :haw:

(That cartoon's sword resembles a gladius, though. Tsk, tsk...)

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
So what's the quote from Ben that's getting lampooned? The Trump administration moves so fast that a gaffe in the morning is buried under 100 pages of posts about a different scandal by dinner.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Say what you will about trump but he has certainly seemed to have energized Priggee, Delonas, and Bill Day somewhat.

(Also lol phone autocorrects Delonas to demonspawn)

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Voyager I posted:

So what's the quote from Ben that's getting lampooned? The Trump administration moves so fast that a gaffe in the morning is buried under 100 pages of posts about a different scandal by dinner.

Carson: 'There were other immigrants who came in the bottom of slave ships, who worked even longer, even harder, for less'

Yeah slaves were just immigrants who worked for less

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Ben Carson's a weird dude. Just looking at the quote, you could almost read some bitter irony into it – and in fact, Obama's done that "slaves were immigrants of a sort (didn't that suck, amiright)" thing before. But listening to Sleepy Ben tell it so straightforward and make it seem like an honorable bit of history...durr wha, man?

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Trogdos! posted:

Carson: 'There were other immigrants who came in the bottom of slave ships, who worked even longer, even harder, for less'

Yeah slaves were just immigrants who worked for less

And the immediate next line: "But they, too, had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great-grandsons, great-granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land.”

No, Ben, I really don't think that was the dream the kidnapped slaves had.

Sometimes I wonder if some canny operative got him brought into the cabinet solely because he's the one person in American politics whose thoughtless comments can ever be awful enough to draw attention away from Trump's.

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Trogdos! posted:

Carson: 'There were other immigrants who came in the bottom of slave ships, who worked even longer, even harder, for less'

Yeah slaves were just immigrants who worked for less

The full quote is way worse. You could (terribly) argue Carson was trying to make a bad transition with the first sentence but the full quote is impossible to defend:

quote:

"There were other immigrants who came in the bottom of slave ships, who worked even longer, even harder, for less, but they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great grandsons, great granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land," said Carson, who is black. "And do you know of all the nations in the world, this one, the United States of America, is the only one big enough and great enough to allow all those people to realize their dream. And this is our opportunity to enhance that dream," he added.

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
"Thank goodness," Kunta Kinte thought, "I was captured and brought as a slave to America, the land of opportunity."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Someone should get Levar burton on this.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

DMCrimson posted:

The full quote is way worse. You could (terribly) argue Carson was trying to make a bad transition with the first sentence but the full quote is impossible to defend:

Lmao that last line is made even worse by the US being so late to ban slavery compared to European counterparts

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Said it before and I'll say it again, Paul Ryan's head is God's gift to cartoonists. Easy to draw recognizably, conventionally handsome with distinctive features, dude really did hit the lottery. He should swap heads with someone more famous but harder to draw, like Pence.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Bill Leak:



Melbourne is trialling a few pedestrian crossing figures in dresses to "help reduce unconscious bias" (quote from the organiser).

Monkeytime
Mar 20, 2010

Mr. Fowl posted:

I always thought he sounded more like Master Shake.

My God, it's uncanny. It took me a while to figure out that wasn't Master Shake.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Said it before and I'll say it again, Paul Ryan's head is God's gift to cartoonists. Easy to draw recognizably, conventionally handsome with distinctive features, dude really did hit the lottery. He should swap heads with someone more famous but harder to draw, like Pence.

know who could gently caress it up though

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

yes bill, how long will it take before trans women and/or crossdressing men are able to walk the streets without fear, yes bill, yesurrghghghrhgrhrghrghrhg

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Honestly the crosswalk figure is just a silhouette of a person. It's tricky line to walk, and gently caress Leak of course, but by making specifically female figures you imply that a very neutral human shape is actually male when it should just be a nondescript person.

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
Funny, I assumed that Australians thought Dress Crossing was the height of comedy.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Angepain posted:

yes bill, how long will it take before trans women and/or crossdressing men are able to walk the streets without fear, yes bill, yesurrghghghrhgrhrghrghrhg

What about sweet transvestites from transsexual Transylvania?

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Pants Donkey posted:

Honestly the crosswalk figure is just a silhouette of a person. It's tricky line to walk, and gently caress Leak of course, but by making specifically female figures you imply that a very neutral human shape is actually male when it should just be a nondescript person.

It does however draw attention to how most people unconsciously perceive a generic silhouette figure as male ("walk when you see the green man", signs on male toilets etc.).

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
Cause it ain't got boobies ok?

Also patriarchy.

It's a coin flip

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

Technowolf posted:

What about sweet transvestites from transsexual Transylvania?

They can cross whatever lines they want, whenever they want.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

In other Bill Leak news, he has a new book out:

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Skippy Granola posted:

Funny, I assumed that Australians thought Dress Crossing was the height of comedy.

That's the AFI.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Trapezium Dave posted:

In other Bill Leak news, he has a new book out:



A non-American latching on to the deplorable thing is somehow even more pathetic.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Sandpuppy posted:

That's the AFI.

I think Birdman topped Tootsie for best comedy recently.

And he was referring to Dame Edna.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Pants Donkey posted:

Honestly the crosswalk figure is just a silhouette of a person. It's tricky line to walk, and gently caress Leak of course, but by making specifically female figures you imply that a very neutral human shape is actually male when it should just be a nondescript person.

It's really just worth it as a honeypot to attract assholes out into the open. For the case of Leak I wish he'd just stay where he is, far away from anyone.

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

Fulchrum posted:

I think Birdman topped Tootsie for best comedy recently.

And he was referring to Dame Edna.

I have been watching a lot of old British and Australian comedy shows lately and I've determined that what is funny is a man in a dress.

This is my understanding of British and Pseudo-British culture.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Skippy Granola posted:

I have been watching a lot of old British and Australian comedy shows lately and I've determined that what is funny is a man in a dress.

This is my understanding of British and Pseudo-British culture.


:australia:

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

oddium posted:

a text without hinges, key, or a lid
yet inside the right to shoot people is hid

The classics:

quote:

They asked each other countless riddles, such as who played the Cisco Kid and what was Krypton. In the end Dildo won the game. Stumped at last for a riddle to ask, he cried out, as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38, "What have I got in my pocket?" This Goddam failed to answer, and growing impatient, he paddled up to Dildo, whining, "Let me see, let me see." Dildo obliged by pulling out the pistol and emptying it in Goddam's direction. The dark spoiled his aim, and he managed only to deflate the rubber float, leaving Goddam to flounder. Goddam, who couldn't swim, reached out his hand to Dildo and begged him to pull him out, and as he did, Dildo noticed an interesting-looking ring on his finger and pulled it off. He would have finished Goddam off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. It's a pity I've run out of bullets, he thought, as he went back up the tunnel, pursued by Goddam's cries of rage.

Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004

SeANMcBAY posted:

A non-American latching on to the deplorable thing is somehow even more pathetic.

It's not just him the hard right faction in our conservative party actively call themselves the Deplorables now, kill this whole dumb sunburnt country.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Heh liberal pussies and their ~trigger warnings~. How about dealing with life you loving losers!

~a gay person kisses their spouse~

OH MY GOD OH OH NO ~vomits everywhere~ HOW IS THIS ALLOWED? OH gently caress UGHHHHHH

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

???

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

One of National Lampoon's very, very early works. Not always brilliant, but a lot better than Doon.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


I understand the history but I guess I need some present context? I remember a This American Life talking about the issue 4/5 years ago.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I wonder if Israel will get these kind of hosed politics in a couple hundred years.
Israel has to count Palestinians as people first

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




GoutPatrol posted:

I understand the history but I guess I need some present context? I remember a This American Life talking about the issue 4/5 years ago.

From what I recall from people explaining it when Marty's brought it up in the past...

Disenrollment is basically the same as excommunication: the tribe leaders refuse to recognize someone they see as a "troublemaker" as having ever had a legitimate claim to being a member, and cuts them off from any benefits (I.E. casino stipends) from being a member. There's not a lot of public criticism of the system by members of the tribe because it's a great way to end up under the chopping block yourself, and it means less people to split the pot with.

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