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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/839574046052335616


way too much

Hopefully the guaranteed isn't high
ahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHA

edit: resurgence? He was never good, how is he resurging? lmao

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Mar 8, 2017

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/839588958422069257

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
I don't mind Stills being resigned.

I am sad Brandon Marshall did not sign with us.

I now hate Brandon Marshall cause he signed with the Giants.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/839589320361197569

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


same

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Hrm, yes, indeed.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Adam Schefter reporting B

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
not buying it

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013


wow.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bodaga just immediately updated C to be a 8-1 favorite.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

What the gently caress is going on with the Bills and fat rear end fullbacks?

https://twitter.com/mikerodak/status/839590696109633545

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

:sigh: dammit Jed

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

fsif posted:

What the gently caress is going on with the Bills and fat rear end fullbacks?

https://twitter.com/mikerodak/status/839590696109633545
What the hell?!?

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



fsif posted:

What the gently caress is going on with the Bills and fat rear end fullbacks?

https://twitter.com/mikerodak/status/839590696109633545

So they have 3 fullbacks on the roster now?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Ballard must be preparing to spend some cash, because the Colts already had 50mil to spend and the Allen deal looks to just be salary offloading. He can be a complete TE when healthy, that just hasn't happened much since he signed the big extension a year ago. Doyle's contract turned out to be extremely team friendly, nothing guaranteed past the first year.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

So they have 3 fullbacks on the roster now?

The Baltimore dude didn't sign there

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Buffalo going to make one more big push, I guess!

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839591952811192325

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Ehud posted:

Allbright is tweeting about the Dolphins possibly signing Cutler :haw:

I'm so down.

In a league where Brock Osweiler and Mike Glennon are getting big multi-year deals, you should absolutely be dangling Matt Moore in trade. He counts $2.1m against the cap this year and outplayed most of the guys available.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Eltoasto posted:

Ballard must be preparing to spend some cash, because the Colts already had 50mil to spend and the Allen deal looks to just be salary offloading. He can be a complete TE when healthy, that just hasn't happened much since he signed the big extension a year ago. Doyle's contract turned out to be extremely team friendly, nothing guaranteed past the first year.

If it's a 5th or a 6th, I'm totally happy with it. Allen was always injured and I thought they spent WAAAAYYY too much to keep him. Get that money off the books and go get some defense!

Plus Swoope is basically a better Allen.

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009

I'm okay with this.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



pubic works project posted:

If it's a 5th or a 6th, I'm totally happy with it. Allen was always injured and I thought they spent WAAAAYYY too much to keep him. Get that money off the books and go get some defense!

Plus Swoope is basically a better Allen.

Swoope has looked good as a compliment to Doyle, yeah. Also it's not hard to get TE's in free agency or the draft. It also may be a signal of less 2 TE formations if he wants to get the slot WR on the field more and plans to spend on OL. Since let's be honest, we were in 2 TE a lot to protect the right side of the line.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

to whomever said Stills has questionable hands

https://twitter.com/mattyinfante/status/839593322545020928

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Eltoasto posted:

Swoope has looked good as a compliment to Doyle, yeah. Also it's not hard to get TE's in free agency or the draft. It also may be a signal of less 2 TE formations if he wants to get the slot WR on the field more and plans to spend on OL. Since let's be honest, we were in 2 TE a lot to protect the right side of the line.

If Ballard happens to land a RG like Zeitler, I would be so happy.

Also wouldn't mind a 1 year contract for Stevie Johnson if he's healthy. I'd much rather have him than Phillip Dorsett as our WR3.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
2016 Dolphins have a very 2015 Jets vibe.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

mcmagic posted:

2016 Dolphins have a very 2015 Jets vibe.

We will be a better team that loses more games IMO

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Alternative Dolfacts

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Stopping in to laugh at Andre Branch getting paid that much money. Holy poo poo Dolphins my brain hurts.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Ehud posted:

We will be a better team that loses more games IMO

Ehh I think the 2017 Dolphins win more games than the 2016 Jets.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Cactus Jack posted:

Stopping in to laugh at Andre Branch getting paid that much money. Holy poo poo Dolphins my brain hurts.

I guess he was really bad for the Jags?

He was pretty good last year. GIFs in the article if you're interested.

https://twitter.com/adamhbeasley/status/839590913320026113

Like I still think he's overpaid, but I was cool with 6 or 7 a year and he got 9. Plus it may not be too much guaranteed.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

mcmagic posted:

2016 Dolphins have a very 2015 Jets vibe.

I hope so because I was planning on getting a lot of mileage out of making fun of his rookie minicamp study seminars, but the jokes don't work when the Dolphins make the playoffs.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

mcmagic posted:

Ehh I think the 2017 Dolphins win more games than the 2016 Jets.

Oh I meant we'll lose more games in 2017 than 2016 but be a better overall team than the 2016 Phins

8-8

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Pats probably going to trade Allen to the Browns for a first.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't see how they will lose more. The 2016 Dolphins spent the first portion of the season playing like the worst team in the league. I think they'll hit the ground running this season.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I don't see how they will lose more. The 2016 Dolphins spent the first portion of the season playing like the worst team in the league. I think they'll hit the ground running this season.

We won a LOT of close games

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Truly the least false LaCanfora tweet of all time.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/839599558866911236

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

So they have 3 fullbacks on the roster now?

Bills are running the Notre Dame Box this year

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Oh look, it's my dream tweet.

https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/839599152937979906

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

General Dog posted:

Bills are running the Notre Dame Box this year

Hmm with Tyrod this is probably a winner. Erotic Smashmouth with some Trump foreplay.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

fsif posted:

Oh look, it's my dream tweet.
Hack4Life

:black101:

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