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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

it's not safe but it's on about the same order of 'stuff a couple will probably do just in the course of trying things out' as spanking

was this one posted here before? I've definitely seen it before but

Me [24 nonbinary] with a lot of people [all ages and genders] Someone started a post about me on Tumblr and now I'm being harassed there and on Facebook for my practice of witchcraft

quote:

Please read this with an open mind. I know my spiritual practices are uncommon but they are not harmful. I practice witchcraft and sometimes collect bones for my spells. I recently made a post on Facebook alerting my other witchy friends that I have easy access to shallow graves where I can collect bones and offered to ship them to anyone else who's interested. This is perfectly legal in my state - please note this. I have done my research and am not breaking any laws.

Someone then apparently posted about this on Tumblr, mentioning my Tumblr url in the post and urging people to "not let me get away with this because it's theft." Well Tumblr being Tumblr, now that post has spread and has thousands of notes. Somewhere along the line someone screen capped my Facebook page and put up a link to that as well. So now I'm getting harassing messages on both sites accusing me of everything from theft to racism and cultural appropriation to black magic/satanism. When I'm doing none of these things.

Should I just delete my profiles for awhile until it blows over and then remake? Should I give more explanations? How would you handle this?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Antivehicular posted:

Am I the only one uncomfortable with "Our sex life is completely vanilla. Like, the craziest thing we do is light choking?" Maybe I'm a hyperprude, but any sex act involving someone getting choked (and not on genitals) feels Way Not Vanilla to me.

You can do as you like obv but I think most people consider light choking (this usually means like, hand on the throat with the barest of pressures not actually "can't breath full on choking") pretty tame.

I dunno if I'd call it vanilla per se, but it is like the dipping your toes into the pool to check the temp of the kink world imo.

quote:

it's not safe

Eh. There's def a wrong way and right way to do it and if you do it the right way it's really not that big of a deal.

#1 mistake is people apply pressure to the windpipe

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Mar 8, 2017

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
no search results for "homestuck" in /r/relationships. guess i'll stick with what works.

Me [29F] with my husband [30 M] accused me of cheating and wants a paternity for our child

quote:

To preface, I never have cheated on my husband, never even come close or even thought about it.

6 months ago we found out I was pregnant and he was overjoyed. Then his friend (Sam) was having financial troubles and he asked if his friend could move in temporarily, rent free whilst he got his life back on track.
I have no problems with Sam so I agreed. I didn't really have much to do with Sam when he was in the house except to allocate chores which he did without complaining., he spent most of his time in his room, job hunting I'm assuming, he's had a few interviews and he's not really the social type.

Anyway, over a random breakfast conversation Sam and I got to talking about this co-op game that we wanted to play that we'd played as a singe player. Since we both owned a copy of the game, we started playing and it was surprisingly fun. We also asked my husband to join in (it's a max 2-4 player co-op) but he wasn't interested so Sam asked another friend of his and my husband's. We've been playing this game on and off for about 2 months now- I only have time to play an hour or so a week and Sam and I have become better friends a result because we like the same geeky things.

Fast forward to last month, my husband, out of the blue accused me of cheating on him with Sam. He said a friend of ours had seen Sam and I on the couch making out. Now Sam and I were on the couch but we weren't making out, we were playing the game. I even showed my husband the last playtime that was recorded but he still didn't believe me. He tossed Sam out of the house, told all his friends that Sam had an affair with me.

Luckily for Sam, the friend that was playing with us, confirm that we weren't making out and Sam moved in with another friend for about 2 weeks before getting a job and moving out on his own.
My husband on the other hand, has been cold, distant and nasty to me and refused to have anything to do with the baby and I until I agree to do the paternity test. Previously, he'd come to appointments, driven me places, even when I had cravings. Not to mention, Sam wasn't even in the picture when I got pregnant.

He wore me down so I did the paternity test, of course it was his, so apologized and I think his friends/family talked some sense into him because he apologized for doubting me but I am furious.

I moved to stay with my sister and he's been apologizing a lot but I think I'm done with him. Everyone else though is saying he messed up and I should give him another chance.

Reddit, what do I do? Should I?

TLDR: Husband accused me of cheating, I moved out, he wants another chance.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Choking has been seriously normalized over the last few years and now it's practically vanilla but it's still super loving dangerous

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

purple death ray posted:

Choking has been seriously normalized over the last few years and now it's practically vanilla but it's still super loving dangerous

Basically everything's been normalized, people are going full "bonobo in a zoo"

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Pick posted:

Basically everything's been normalized, people are going full "bonobo in a zoo"
maybe not everything
I [m22] found out my gf [f20] of 8 months is selling photos and videos of herself, and her used underwear online

quote:

We've been dating for the last 8 months, I'm finishing up college and she had just switched to a brand new major so she is starting fresh.

She is an avid tumblr user and I had known about this in the past, but what I did not know was that she kept a secret tumblr and a secret "shop" tumblr too. She is using this "shop" tumblr as an avenue to sell photos of herself in her underwear, videos of her dancing in a bikini, spanking herself, etc. On top of all that she has a section where she is selling her worn and used underwear, with additional options for length of her wearing them, whether she masturbates with them on, etc.
She has never mentioned any of this to me. She doesn't work and I had always wondered how she would get the money for new shoes, clothes, and lingerie and when I would question her about it, she either brush it off as her "having leftover money" or her parents giving her cash.

Honestly, I'm pretty heartbroken, because in one of her "demonstration" videos of her dancing, she's wearing the outfit that I had bought for her as a birthday gift.

I didn't break into her email or anything to find this secret tumblr either, just a simple googling of her current URL brought up the entire operation she has been running.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Elsa come clean, are you from the Berenstein Universe

I just spend enough time sitting still and suppressing Tourette's at work or school and enjoy an outlet for saying the crazy poo poo. I think people expect me to act like I'm on the clock or something and be PC? And it seems like posters take my comments out of context from a website called something waffle before reacting. Do they imagine I'm sitting next to them in their HR manager's office or something

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

purple death ray posted:

Choking has been seriously normalized over the last few years and now it's practically vanilla but it's still super loving dangerous

if done wrong, which many people prolly do I guess

It's not "super loving dangerous" to have some light pressure on the sides of your neck restricting blood flow for like 1-2 seconds at a time :shrug:

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Moridin920 posted:

if done wrong, which many people prolly do I guess

It's not "super loving dangerous" to have some light pressure on the sides of your neck restricting blood flow for like 1-2 seconds at a time :shrug:

That's true and all but this is still a country where you can make it into the highest echelons of government and have no idea how people actually get pregnant so I don't exactly trust people not to be completely stupid in the bedroom

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

purple death ray posted:

That's true and all but this is still a country where you can make it into the highest echelons of government and have no idea how people actually get pregnant so I don't exactly trust people not to be completely stupid in the bedroom

Yeah fair enough people are morons.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Like most of these people are probably learning about this on tumblr and the caption definitely doesn't say "apply light pressure to the sides of my neck for a few seconds, daddy"

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it's not safe but it's on about the same order of 'stuff a couple will probably do just in the course of trying things out' as spanking

was this one posted here before? I've definitely seen it before but

Me [24 nonbinary] with a lot of people [all ages and genders] Someone started a post about me on Tumblr and now I'm being harassed there and on Facebook for my practice of witchcraft

lol, this is that tumblr witch that 1000% broke the law by grave robbing

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it's not safe but it's on about the same order of 'stuff a couple will probably do just in the course of trying things out' as spanking

was this one posted here before? I've definitely seen it before but

Me [24 nonbinary] with a lot of people [all ages and genders] Someone started a post about me on Tumblr and now I'm being harassed there and on Facebook for my practice of witchcraft

Is this the lady who found some bones that were washed from a cemetery in a flood and thought that meant they were up for taking? And even trying to sell them?

EDIT: Yeah this post is just a troll, the real person got arrested.

RatHat fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Mar 8, 2017

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it's not safe but it's on about the same order of 'stuff a couple will probably do just in the course of trying things out' as spanking

was this one posted here before? I've definitely seen it before but

Me [24 nonbinary] with a lot of people [all ages and genders] Someone started a post about me on Tumblr and now I'm being harassed there and on Facebook for my practice of witchcraft

I literally saw this insanity unfold on Tumblr, the entire site went apeshit. They got arrested.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

Elsa posted:

I just spend enough time sitting still and suppressing Tourette's at work or school and enjoy an outlet for saying the crazy poo poo. I think people expect me to act like I'm on the clock or something and be PC? And it seems like posters take my comments out of context from a website called something waffle before reacting. Do they imagine I'm sitting next to them in their HR manager's office or something

go to therapy, bromide.

54 40 or gently caress posted:

I literally saw this insanity unfold on Tumblr, the entire site went apeshit. They got arrested.

oh ahahahahahaha i do remember that. i barely understood what it was about at the time. nice to get clarification.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

54 40 or gently caress posted:

I literally saw this insanity unfold on Tumblr, the entire site went apeshit. They got arrested.

:justpost: a link to that poo poo

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Moridin920 posted:

if done wrong, which many people prolly do I guess

It's not "super loving dangerous" to have some light pressure on the sides of your neck restricting blood flow for like 1-2 seconds at a time :shrug:
Restricting blood flow to your brain is always dangerous. Probably will just kill a few cells though.

Leon Einstein fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Mar 8, 2017

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Antivehicular posted:

:justpost: a link to that poo poo

http://www.papermag.com/cops-raided-the-home-of-the-tumblr-witch-who-spurred-boneghazi-1697935850.html

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Wait how can you be both trans and non-binary?

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

RatHat posted:

Wait how can you be both trans and non-binary?

i can be whatever i want to be, gently caress you rear end in a top hat

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

RatHat posted:

Wait how can you be both trans and non-binary?

Presumably "I don't identify as my birth gender/am undergoing transition to a different gender" and "I don't identify as either binary gender option." That's not the crazy part. The bone theft is the crazy part

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Ender Darling, who identifies as a witch, but not as a man or woman, will be arraigned later in September, according to reports.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

RatHat posted:

Wait how can you be both trans and non-binary?

on further examination the reddit post might be someone using that (amazing) story to troll, sorry :(

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

YeahTubaMike posted:

please don't eat pick, she's a good poster :ohdear:

I'm not a picky eater because Pick won't return my calls.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

ArbitraryC posted:

Ender Darling, who identifies as a witch, but not as a man or woman, will be arraigned later in September, according to reports.

unironically: it's tumblr gone mad!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Leon Einstein posted:

Restricting blood flow to your brain is always dangerous.

yeah it's not good for you but you're not going to get a brain hemorrhage or whatever, it's not "insanely dangerous"

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

on further examination the reddit post might be someone using that (amazing) story to troll, sorry :(

that's from the original tumblr

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

RatHat posted:

Wait how can you be both trans and non-binary?

Trans would be your sex. You could be assigned as female at birth and be FTM, but still not identify as either man or woman as a "gender". Ie: not really identifying with what we accept in society as "this is how a man looks" and "this is how a woman looks". Sex is in your pants, gender is in your head.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

"Haha, this person identifies as a weird gender!!" -- SA goons, when linked to a story about someone literally stealing unearthed bones from a cemetery, shipping them across country, and claiming it's cool because the cemetery was poorly-maintained or whatever so finders keepers, and also somehow being allowed to literally steal the bones of the impoverished dead is a social-justice thing?

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

fwiw the ghoul also has those gross ear gauges, those things are nasty and make you look nasty forever.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
In a coming of age story that will change your life, Ender Darling set out to unearth her inner woman, but dug up so much more.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Antivehicular posted:

"Haha, this person identifies as a weird gender!!" -- SA goons, when linked to a story about someone literally stealing unearthed bones from a cemetery, shipping them across country, and claiming it's cool because the cemetery was poorly-maintained or whatever so finders keepers, and also somehow being allowed to literally steal the bones of the impoverished dead is a social-justice thing?

ha ha ... yeah... that's weird .....

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Antivehicular posted:

"Haha, this person identifies as a weird gender!!" -- SA goons, when linked to a story about someone literally stealing unearthed bones from a cemetery, shipping them across country, and claiming it's cool because the cemetery was poorly-maintained or whatever so finders keepers, and also somehow being allowed to literally steal the bones of the impoverished dead is a social-justice thing?

One thing is clearly illegal and wrong for long-established cultural reasons. The other is just fuckin weird, man. You're gonna catch some flak for not conforming to norms when you are caught flagrantly violating the law and social mores about the sanctity of the dead and then using your special snowflake status as a defense of your actions. Witch is a non-starter for most, add transexual and "gently caress your genders" to the mix and you have a heady brew of strange.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I suspect she has more than one mental illness

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Pick posted:

ha ha ... yeah... that's weird .....

So, uh
How's the human bone closet comin' along?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Moridin920 posted:

Is that snooping? I'm usually pretty anti-snoop but idk it's a public blog right... ?

Personally, if I was with a new person (not yet at full and complete trust) and that exact same opportunity presented itself, I'd probably take it. I don't want to waste my time with a hosed up person that keeps weird secrets and I think that's pretty reasonable.

I would never violate my girlfriend's privacy because she has my complete trust; she doesn't try to hide anything anyways. But getting a window into the psyche for a new person you're not sure of is a pretty good opportunity to potentially save yourself a lot of hassle (or see nothing and move on with the relationship).

Granny scat porn would be a deal breaker for me, seems like there's some other more tolerant folks who don't agree and that's fine.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mirthless posted:

yellowtail is so great

if you can ever find it on the menu, try hamachi kama sometime - it's the (generally) fried collar of the fish. absolutely amazing.

sounds good but whats a fish collar

edit: also lol Boneghazi

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Moridin920 posted:


#1 mistake is people apply pressure to the windpipe

Probably because that's what choking means.

"It's okay, I'm just cutting off oxygen by squeezing the sides, it's tote safe." :downs:

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I've run into enough people who can't get 'girl goes on top' right that it's frankly a shocker that more people don't die to sexy choking all the loving time

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Play posted:

Granny scat porn would be a deal breaker for me, seems like there's some other more tolerant folks who don't agree and that's fine.

Guilty(?) confession: if a gun was put to my head and I was forced to choose, I would rather indulge the "dress up in a muumuu and wig and go poo poo in the park, babe" guy than the "I'm just gonna choke you for a little bit, no big" guy

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