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JUST MAKING CHILI posted:Is it a counter service horse whisperer or do they come to you? We meet at the horse spa.
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That is the saddest horse. Do all horses look that sad? I could never cope with owning such a sad, majestic creature.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:54 |
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Barry posted:He only started humblebragging after you weakly attempted to talk poo poo This wasn't a humblebrag? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3555678&pagenumber=802&perpage=40#post470074967
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:56 |
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i hope someone is BWM enough to buy you a big red title
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:00 |
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n8r posted:This wasn't a humblebrag? Someone summon the toucan, please. Vox Nihili fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Mar 8, 2017 |
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If you are trying to not look like a crazy person, you aren't helping your case much
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:05 |
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Can both sides of this dumb argument please knock it off like I asked last page? Thanks. e: more like cargument pig slut lisa fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Mar 8, 2017 |
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Hoodwinker posted:That is the saddest horse. Do all horses look that sad? I could never cope with owning such a sad, majestic creature. I know! I have an appointment with a horse psychiatrist next week. Which sounds crazy until you hear about how much bird psychiatrists cost.
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Holy moley Anyhow, make sure you sell your stocks in September because there's going to be a "correction" in October! Of course, if everyone believes him and sells in September, that means there will be a correction in September. But if we all know that... http://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/06/expect-a-market-correction-for-the-sp-500-this-october-technical-analyst-says.html posted:"We can go up quite a lot more," Griffiths told CNBC on Monday referring to major global benchmarks. However, "all of my work suggests the risk of a correction is in the second half of this year and if I had to name the month I'd say October," he added. This really is about as credible as that crazy woman Bill Murray has on his talkshow in Ghostbusters II. quote:Venkman: Well, for your sake, I hope you're right. Okay. But I think my other guest may disagree with you. Elaine, now you had another date in mind?
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Doc Hawkins posted:Yeah, this. There is no perfect bill-splitting app yet, but Venmo is close. One person pays, then sends "bills" to everyone else through Venmo. This sounds way easier than just carrying $100 with all the other stuff I carry. Edit: maybe this is a "millennials suck at math like they suck at everything else and quickly adding up the stuff you ordered is hard" type thing?
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Hoodwinker posted:That is the saddest horse. Do all horses look that sad? I could never cope with owning such a sad, majestic creature. Rare capture of the very instant a horse starts to think of ants.
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monster on a stick posted:I know! I have an appointment with a horse psychiatrist next week. How does it compare to a bird lawyer? About the same?
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Hoodwinker posted:That is the saddest horse. Do all horses look that sad? I could never cope with owning such a sad, majestic creature. poo poo, I thought you were just making a joke but click on the full size and that horse looks like it's about ready to cry.
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Hoodwinker posted:That is the saddest horse. Do all horses look that sad? I could never cope with owning such a sad, majestic creature. I'm ashamed that I know this. That's called a 'soft eye'. That horse is interested in what the photographer is doing, hence his ears are pricked forward. His upper lip is pooking out a bit, which means someone is feeding him treats off camera and he's itching for another one. That horse is probably having a great time because some of them do like being washed. Judging by the appearance of the rest of the horse, it's groomed very often.That's a saint of a horse to put up with whatever that contraption is in the first place though. I'd hazard a guess that it's for helping their tendons after a race.
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Krispy Kareem posted:poo poo, I thought you were just making a joke but click on the full size and that horse looks like it's about ready to cry. *storms into thread Why.....*loses breathe why the.... *wheezes long face?!!
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monster on a stick posted:We meet at the horse spa. at the horse wash working at the horse wash yeah
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:31 |
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NancyPants posted:How does it compare to a bird lawyer? About the same? I've never needed a bird lawyer. Thankfully the American College of Equine Attorneys has me covered for horse law. In fact I think I may try to win a scholarship to their conference in Lexington KY by writing out an essay: quote:Sally Buyer, an enthusiastic amateur western pleasure rider, who had achieved national recognition in horse showing, decided to buy for training, showing, and eventual resale, a young quarter horse colt that would have value as a stallion.
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I'm pretty sure a goose stepping horse would be very valuable in this day and age
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:46 |
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Used to be, most matters of "horse law" were settled by a length of strong rope, now you got all these attorneys and such confusin' things.
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monster on a stick posted:I've never needed a bird lawyer. Thankfully the American College of Equine Attorneys has me covered for horse law. In fact I think I may try to win a scholarship to their conference in Lexington KY by writing out an essay: A friend of mine's father is an equine attorney and makes $a lot doing it
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BloodBag posted:I'm ashamed that I know this. Are you telling me that horse is trying to guilt someone into giving it another piece of food or what? This further supports my theory that a horse is just an overgrown variety of rabbit. monster on a stick posted:I've never needed a bird lawyer. Thankfully the American College of Equine Attorneys has me covered for horse law. In fact I think I may try to win a scholarship to their conference in Lexington KY by writing out an essay: I'm so out of it I was like, "Man what a coincidence on their names"
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BloodBag posted:I'm ashamed that I know this. (this is very interesting, thanks for the information! )
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BloodBag posted:I'm ashamed that I know this. So a giant labrador that spooks itself to death?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:29 |
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I have no idea what I've been looking at to justify this ad being served to me besides this thread.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:35 |
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monster on a stick posted:We meet at the horse spa. How is this thing supposed to reach up to clean the sheath
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:51 |
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I've never actually seen the horse->glue machine before. Horrific
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:54 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:I've never actually seen the horse->glue machine before. Horrific Maybe the Collectors are trying to make not just any Reaper, but a Horse Reaper.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 02:02 |
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We are one dorky community that you can just assume I played 2011's Mass Effect 2 and understood your reference to poor Yeoman Kelly Chamber's demise
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GoutPatrol posted:How is this thing supposed to reach up to clean the sheath Horse doesn't want it to reach the sheath. Didn't you read the door? COLD SPAS
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:We are one dorky community that you can just assume I played 2011's Mass Effect 2 and understood your reference to poor Yeoman Kelly Chamber's demise I'm more disturbed that you kept doing missions after they kidnapped your crew. Edit: though she deserves it for not feeding my fish monster on a stick fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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GoutPatrol posted:How is this thing supposed to reach up to clean the sheath maybe they offer an add on sheathlight cleaner?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:19 |
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Dwight Eisenhower posted:Give cash. It'll help more people, it's more environmentally sound, and it is the optimal way to help people who are getting economically hosed to the point where they can't put food on the table. :tmyk:
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:43 |
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https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=213033 How Much in Your Emergency Fund and Is it Used? quote:Several months ago, I had to come up with $1.3 million in cash after my wife insisted we buy a specific house. This feels like BWM to me... a $1,300,000 emergency house purchase because of his wife needing a specific house. I wonder how his conversations with his friends went? "Hey man, my wife is totally into this sweet house, but I can't afford it." "That's a shame, maybe you should keep looking." "Nah, we HAVE to buy it. Can I borrow a hundred grand?"
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:45 |
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Droo posted:This sounds way easier than just carrying $100 with all the other stuff I carry. I've found it's more of a "millennials don't carry enough small bills to split the bill properly" problem. I've had a lot of fun "can anyone make change for a $20 in mostly $1?" problems.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:47 |
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Who uses the term "burn rate" when talking about their personal expenses? You're not a loving startup, get a grip.
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Bhodi posted:Who talks about their own expenses in terms of "burn rate"? You're not a loving startup, get a grip Hey if you have a better way of staying warm in the winter than burning big piles of dollar bills I don't wanna hear it buddy
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Bhodi posted:Who uses the term "burn rate" when talking about their personal expenses? You're not a loving startup, get a grip. Our household is disrupting the budget business. We're hoping to find some synergy at the thrift store. Oh look, Citibank came in with some fresh VC, time to give the wife her retention bonus.
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Krispy Kareem posted:Our household is disrupting the budget business. We're hoping to find some synergy at the thrift store. I thought retention bonuses were due out on Valentine's Day? When are you conducting anual reviews that they are coming out this late? Also, you should remind the kids that they are an expense line and not a revenue generating department, so they should be happy for whatever meager bonus pool gets kicked thier way.
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Bhodi posted:Who uses the term "burn rate" when talking about their personal expenses? You're not a loving startup, get a grip. Pretty common in the "Financial Independence/Retire Early" (FIRE) community. I've got a friend that is part of that community that's a former techie. He gets so pissed when he hears people refer to their expenses as "burn rate". I think it may be a side effect of a lot of the FIRE people before former techies.
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ate all the Oreos posted:Hey if you have a better way of staying warm in the winter than burning big piles of dollar bills I don't wanna hear it buddy At least $50 notes or GTFO, you povo bogan. EDIT: Apparently, Australian polymer notes won't burn, but melt instead.
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