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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

Oh look, it's my dream tweet.

If they throw enough money at Cutler they could probably get him.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I would rather the Jets snap the ball to an empty backfield.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839577409917693953

Gonna miss this guy. Undrafted dude finally getting paid

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002


oh please oh please oh please

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mcmagic posted:

I would rather the Jets snap the ball to an empty backfield.

There would be less turnovers.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Tom Sellout posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839577409917693953

Gonna miss this guy. Undrafted dude finally getting paid



Don't do it, Jags!

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

If they throw enough money at Cutler they could probably get him.

If they throw any money at Cutler, they can get him. Has anyone shown interest?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

evilweasel posted:

oh please oh please oh please

call me mr robot cause I can't wait for the hack

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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evilweasel posted:

oh please oh please oh please

This is the patriot fan. It's not enough for them to take their fraudulent titles and 16 years of fraudulent success that their scumbag fanbase does not deserve, they have to revel in the misery of fans that their fraudulent success has relegated to miserable football for the last 2 decades.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

mcmagic posted:

This is the patriot fan. It's not enough for them to take their fraudulent titles and 16 years of fraudulent success that their scumbag fanbase does not deserve, they have to revel in the misery of fans that their fraudulent success has relegated to miserable football for the last 2 decades.

Its a nice gig if you can get it. :chord:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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sean10mm posted:

Its a nice gig if you can get it. :chord:

It's only nice if you have zero self awareness, no conscious and don't know the difference between right and wrong.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Mar 8, 2017

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

mcmagic posted:

It's only nice if you have zero self awareness, no conscious and don't know the difference between right and wrong.

the difference between right and wrong is that wrong feels better

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

mcmagic posted:

It's only nice if you have zero self awareness, no conscious and don't know the difference between right and wrong.

I feel like I take sports more seriously than most but you're far too invested

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Fullbacks y'all.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839605566477643777

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Whoa

That's almost as much as Lamar Miller signed for

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Intruder posted:

I feel like I take sports more seriously than most but you're far too invested

Evil is evil. No matter what walk of life it's in. I don't believe that a decent human being can root for that team with no qualms.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



That seems like way to much money for a FB.

Can he throw the ball? Or at least run it.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

the 49ers should have just re-signed kaep

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

That seems like way to much money for a FB.

Can he throw the ball? Or at least run it.

They have like a billion in cap space and need actual solid NFL players at almost every position. Seems fine.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Let's not forget this is the work of John Lynch, General Manager.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
John wat r u doin

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

mcmagic posted:

Evil is evil. No matter what walk of life it's in. I don't believe that a decent human being can root for that team with no qualms.

Nobody is missing Parm's gimmick.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I appreciate Juice's ability to once per game make one of those ridiculously obvious screen passes go for 15+ yards but he isn't even a stellar blocker.

Has he broken 300 total yards in a season?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/jfowlerespn/status/839606604353929218

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

mcmagic posted:

Evil is evil. No matter what walk of life it's in. I don't believe that a decent human being can root for that team with no qualms.

This is ridiculous.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sean10mm posted:

Nobody is missing Parm's gimmick.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

That's a lot for a FB but at least he is good and at least the supposed Hoyer deal is only for two years.

King Hong Kong fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Mar 9, 2017

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Tyrod, what are you DOING man??

https://twitter.com/JeremyWGR/status/839614536625815552

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Tyrod needs to fire his agent if Mike Glennon gets more guaranteed money.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Tyrod needs to fire his agent if Mike Glennon gets more guaranteed money.

Tyrod's neck game is weak compared to Mike Glennon's though.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Low cred alert. Sashi making it rain.

https://twitter.com/NFLDraftBites/status/839616346782580736

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Can he pay center?


And isn't that more than what Alex Mack got?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Flikken posted:

Can he pay center?

And isn't that more than what Alex Mack got?

More than Mack. Kelechi Osemele is the highest paid interior OL per year but only had $25m in guarantees.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Great time for the panthers to have two really good guards :suicide:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I suppose that Duvarney-Tardif deal for the Chiefs is looking a little better if this is the market for guards.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Ew.

https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/839620443715829760

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I like to assign GOOD and EVIL to my sports rivalries.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
poo poo, we might not be able to afford Lang.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Alshon just got off a plane in Philly 😳

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Haven't seen any eagles news

I didn't miss anything right ?

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