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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.instagram.com/suacyde/

His lawyer

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRCpCsCDDC2aAWB8h_7EEgf_1t99TVgKsxbKs40/

Suacyde.

https://mobile.twitter.com/brandon_sua?lang=en

edit:

quote:

Brandon shares a fascination with the Martial Arts as many others do; However, his association and family history with the sport is unique compared to most. Since the age of four he has trained in submission style fighting, primarily coached by his Samoan father, Raymond, who himself competed for the US Men’s Team, and was ranked as the 2nd Greatest Fighter in the Nation by Karate Magazine. From his Martial Arts training Brandon brings a ‘never giving up’ attitude to his daily work routine.

Brandon Sua is one of 4 siblings. His older brother is a paramedic firefighter, and Brandon, his identical brother and sister are triplets.

That is... quite an identical sister.

Lid fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Mar 8, 2017

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

i played through this case in Phoenix Wright. dont worry .. the truth will always reveal itself

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
who among us hasn't been momentarily confused by that fine line between "rape fantasy" and "a beating so vicious it fractures her eye socket and knocks out several teeth"

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
Never underestimate the fuckery of the American justice system. When a jury get's involved you might as well draw a verdict from a hat. As long as 90% of the options say guilty unless you can afford a lawyer.

I'm personally against the prison complex (Hi Atom) but I can't think of a better example of a threat to society than War Machine.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
So, they're going for the 'She asked for it' defense?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

So, they're going for the 'She asked for it' defense?

Yep.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Captain Log posted:

Never underestimate the fuckery of the American justice system. When a jury get's involved you might as well draw a verdict from a hat. As long as 90% of the options say guilty unless you can afford a lawyer.

I'm personally against the prison complex (Hi Atom) but I can't think of a better example of a threat to society than War Machine.

Well

quote:

THE attempted murder and sexual assault trial of a former mixed martial arts fighter took an unexpected turn on Wednesday (AEDT) when a once-potential juror showed up to court with a gift of sorts for the man who calls himself War Machine.

The unidentified woman arrived with a smile and handed a small manila envelope to the marshal in Courtroom 15B, despite not being selected in the high-profile case, which saw its second day of testimony on Tuesday, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reports. War Machine is accused of viciously attacking ex-girlfriend and former porn star Christine Mackinday in a jealous outburst over a new boyfriend.

The woman had penned a letter with what appeared to be a handmade blue leather bracelet inscribed with the word “grace” on it. The gesture confused both defence lawyers and prosecutors, leading them to approach District Judge Elissa Cadish’s bench to inspect the envelope’s contents.

The letter’s contents were not made public, but lawyers said the woman wrote that she was praying for War Machine — born Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver — and asked others to do the same. She also wrote that someone close to her was serving time behind bars under similar circumstances, the newspaper reports.

Cadish ruled that the woman should be allowed to write Koppenhaver, who remains held without bail at the Clark County Detention Center in Las Vegas. The package, however, would need to be mailed and processed to Koppenhaver just as it would any other inmate, she said.

The letter was simply “private thoughts” that the woman wanted to share with Koppenhaver, according to his defence lawyer Jay Leiderman, who called the gesture “very sweet”.

Prosecutor Jacqueline Bluth, meanwhile, objected to allowing the woman to present Koppenhaver with a package, calling it “absolutely inappropriate”.

Witness testimony continued in the case after the one-time potential juror appeared with her note, including that of two officers who responded to the initial 911 call made by Mackinday. One of the cops testified that she was traumatised by seeing the former porn star’s extensive injuries, LasVegasNow.com reports.

“Geez, her face was completely swollen; both eyes just puffy and closed,” said Officer Somalia Shepard. “Her teeth were — two of her teeth were missing. She had dry blood around her mouth and her nose. She had bruising on her leg. She just complained of pain.”

Prosecutors this week began their case against Koppenhaver, who legally changed his name during his 19-fight MMA career, with opening statements of his trial on 34 counts, including attempted murder, kidnapping and sexual assault. Roughly an hour before the early-morning attack on August 8 2014, Koppenhaver and Mackinday — known by her stage name, Christy Mack — had exchanged “I love you” text messages, according to Leiderman.

“And then it all breaks loose,” Leiderman told jurors.

Koppenhaver, 35, has pleaded not guilty and faces up to life in prison if convicted. He was arrested outside Los Angeles a week after the alleged attack in Las Vegas.

Lid fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Mar 9, 2017

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
It's scary how movie villain/cliche those pictures are of the fat ugly smug man next to him and War Machine looking relaxed and smiling. It reminds me of that pedo courtroom scene in Devils Advocate, only with the roles reversed.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

willie_dee posted:

It's scary how movie villain/cliche those pictures are of the fat ugly smug man next to him and War Machine looking relaxed and smiling. It reminds me of that pedo courtroom scene in Devils Advocate, only with the roles reversed.

Go watch The Jinx if you want to see a literal serial killer walk from a self admitted murder in Texas (WHERE THEY EXECUTE EVERYONE) in the nineties. (WHEN IT WAS A LOT MORE POPULAR TO KILL EVERYONE) It's a great portrait of one of the hosed sides of the American justice system.

gently caress our prison system, but if there is ever someone who needs to get hosed by it, War Machine qualifies.

:looks up: Oh yeah, B League thread...

When are they looking to rebook Fedor?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/AntonioNews3LV

Is live tweeting the testimonies when court is going on.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Digital Jedi posted:

https://twitter.com/AntonioNews3LV

Is live tweeting the testimonies when court is going on.

Welp that is the most terrible thing I've read all day

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I'm just glad that one man with a CS: Source clan inspired nickname found another kindred spirit to represent him in a court of law.

[xW4R_MACHINEx] ~$UACYD3~

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lid posted:

War Machine's trial has started

The defence is that Christy Mack had rape fantasies and War Machine just went a little too far and doesn't know fantasy from reality.

Didn't he also beat the poo poo out of some poor schmoe who was visiting her at the time as well? Did he think that was part of her "fantasy"? :raise:

Or am I thinking of a different horrific beating case? :(

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Same horrific beating attempted murder case, but easy to see where you thought it might have been one of the other times he horrifically beat an innocent person

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

Jerusalem posted:

Didn't he also beat the poo poo out of some poor schmoe who was visiting her at the time as well? Did he think that was part of her "fantasy"? :raise:

Or am I thinking of a different horrific beating case? :(

Her friend was there too. I assume by "did he think" you mean "are they claiming" because holy poo poo that story is prima facie bull poo poo.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
I'm not formally educated in psychology but... :looks in the DSM: Ah hah! Found it! War Machine suffers from being, "Sub-human Piece of poo poo-otic!" That's what I was looking for!

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
*in hannibal lecter voice* your honor, when i approached her she clearly requested that i "bite her" and i merely overestimated the intensity of her desire

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I hope that grace bracelet was coated in DMSO and polonium.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

They all just had sex together.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Marching Powder posted:

They all just had sex together.

Yeah.. with me

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

look at the size of that boob

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Quisling posted:

look at the size of that boob

which one

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Quisling posted:

look at the size of that boob

Tito's gotta be having trouble getting down to 205 these days

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Gabi stay away from Tito. He kills careers.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR6otlPiMRM

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

A double-knockout happened this weekend. Unsurprisingly, because this is so extremely rare, the ref screwed up and awarded the win to the first guy who was able to stand. (A double knockout is a technical draw in MMA)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYR1-0XH30M

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Rigel posted:

A double-knockout happened this weekend. Unsurprisingly, because this is so extremely rare, the ref screwed up and awarded the win to the first guy who was able to stand. (A double knockout is a technical draw in MMA)


I prefer the refs interpretation of deciding who wins. It's a real test of how hard you knocked the other guy out vs how hard you got knocked out, and heart in getting to the feet as soon as possible and trying to act like you are good.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

willie_dee posted:

I prefer the refs interpretation of deciding who wins. It's a real test of how hard you knocked the other guy out vs how hard you got knocked out, and heart in getting to the feet as soon as possible and trying to act like you are good.

Yeah, I don't blame him, because if I was in the crowd with the knowledge of MMA I had before this morning, and someone tapped me on the shoulder, gave me a black shirt and latex gloves and told me to ref this fight, I woulda done the same thing. "uhh gee, what now? Oh, your up? Other guy is still dazed, ok you win!"

The rules do make sense in their way though, the fight is supposed to end the moment there is a KO, and if both were KO'd nobody wins.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Rigel posted:


The rules do make sense in their way though, the fight is supposed to end the moment there is a KO, and if both were KO'd nobody wins.

They were both just pulling guard away from each other imo.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
The real flub is the announcer pronouncing Vasquez "vas-kwez".

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Rigel posted:

(A double knockout is a technical draw in MMA)

Isn't it supposed to be a No Contest?

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

chaleski posted:

Isn't it supposed to be a No Contest?

John McCarthy said it was supposed to be a technical draw.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I think a fair amount of the dude who got up being able to actually get up is the fact that the ref isn't holding him down and telling him to chill for a second while the doctor comes in.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Rigel posted:

A double-knockout happened this weekend. Unsurprisingly, because this is so extremely rare, the ref screwed up and awarded the win to the first guy who was able to stand. (A double knockout is a technical draw in MMA)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYR1-0XH30M

"I know what to do here. I've seen Rocky 2."

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

this is my favorite mma gif of all time

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
https://twitter.com/smoogymma/status/842176876613365760

see if you can spot all the funny things in this tweet

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

https://twitter.com/smoogymma/status/842176876613365760

see if you can spot all the funny things in this tweet

Have I been out of the business world long enough that a 360 deal is a phrase for idiots now?

Also, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
I can't vouch for how real of an insider that person is, and I bet the answer is "not much of one", but I can't help but imagine:

ARI: Dana we have to cut loose all these retired mma stars, they don't do anything and we're paying them big money. Look at Matt Hughes, he hasn't been here in weeks. All he does is farm.

Cut to Viacom HQ

COKER: Gentleman, it's time we kick this company up a notch with new strategic partnerships. I'm talking, of course, about getting into that lucrative Matt Hughes business.

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